She knows, she just doesn’t care

Erm, right, thank you, Ma’am.. Miss… Ma’am. Yes… well, you see, it’s like this. I don’t – or at least, let me start another way, erm…well, I’ve been thinking, erm… in my own time, obviously, and, errr… well…
Salmon? What – real fresh salmon? Then how is she ever going to persude him to eat the tin of disgusting, gristly cat food with jelly I saw her get out? I’m not sure she’s thought this through.
What an astonishing plot arc. They’ll win prizes for originality for that, for sure.
Marie’s not really selfish. She was just enjoying herself so much she didn’t think about how much she was leaving for others to play with, that’s all. Don’t judge her harshly.
Don’t worry: these bouts are more about play-acting than real violence. Anyway, I expect the medics can sew it back on; I’m pretty sure she didn’t swallow.
Looks like a nice gentle start to the session… maybe you should try some brattish behaviour, to liven things up?

4 thoughts on “She knows, she just doesn’t care”

  1. But the disgusting, gristly cat food with jelly was for that thing tied up in the garden. Surely Smudge wouldn’t be expected to fed such muck. The fresh salmon is in the fridge.

  2. Unusually for you Servitor, that final caption is just so unrealistic and unlikely.

    It is beyond the bounds of even my naive beliefs that a Mistress would be pouring her own tea.

    Mr M

    1. She just likes things to be done properly, Mr M, that’s all, even at the cost of some extra effort on her part. And she’s not frightfully keen on the word ‘Mistress’ either… so many unsavoury connotations.

      Best wishes

      S

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