…who are also subjects.





…who are also subjects.
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If any of you do have any nasty little habits – particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now – I suggest you visit a specialist like her. That’s what I do. |
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Lesbian slavegirls don’t really understand male sexuality, of course, which is probably why so many of them featured on this blog want to suppress or even abolish it. |
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Think of your retirement as a second childhood; that’s certainly how the staff see it. |
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Choosing the first option is likely to result in very drastic, rapid weight loss. |
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How did the conversation get onto this topic, anyway, what’s what I want to know? |
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You have to slap pretty hard to get the ketchup sachet to burst open. But then you have to slap pretty hard anyway – she insists on it – so don’t worry about that. Worry about other things. |
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And she’ll make sure you’re penciled in for one of the first slots available in her schedule after her holiday, OK? |
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Don’t worry, her travel insurance will make sure she gets all the money she needs after your tragic and unexplained disappearance. |
Frankie Goes to Hollywood of course. Another memory of brief and never repeated wild sexual excitement as a teenager. There was a music show called The Tube and this unknown band appeared on it, performing Relax… including two lovely ladies in leather dancing about with whips.* Yes, actual whips… my teenage brain exploded.** The lovely ladies did not appear to do any actual singing, which probably explains why, a few months later, when Relax became a massive hit, they’d disappeared from the band*** which had also thoroughly embraced its gay vibe. So, video at number one, leather imagery everywhere and not a female to be seen.
Anyway!
Anyway, this isn’t a post about Frankie Goes etc. It’s just an excuse to put the word ‘laser’ in the title, because it’s a science fiction post. And if the first one today doesn’t get me a mention on 11dutch’s blog I really don’t know what ever will.
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I understand there’s a latex fetish scene with a Zygon, too. |
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I understand the preferred terms are ‘Trekker’ and ‘perverted little freak’. Anyway, it’s what you do that actually matters, not what anyone calls you. |
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She’s bound to get found out eventually. No robot could ever be as cruel and controlling as a real human bride, after all. |
* Here’s a scene from the trailer!
** Here’s the whole thing, starting about 0.55.
*** Ooh – here’s a whole article about them and what happened. Called ‘the leather pets’ they were.
And a photo! Bloody hell, it’s good this Internet thing isn’t it? So much stuff out there.
…why do you have to be a ball-breaker? Is it a lesson that I never knew?
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It’s not the activities she’s horrified by, it’s the price list. I mean, for something that literally anyone can do, without any training. |
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Ah well, you wanted a heavy pain session, right? Why else forget Mistress’s birthday? |
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Some things do actually try to happen. But none of it leads to anything, so it’s really all the same. |
… but if it’s kneeling down on one knee, I reckon things are probably OK.
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With a bit of luck, maybe Pookie will get bored of having monthly orgasms after a while and stop trying so hard. Then it’ll be your turn. Just give it time. |
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She’s enjoying it in a non-sexual way… and if you’re as exhausted and sore as she implies, you’re probably hating it in a non-sexual way too. So that’s very compatible. |
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She’s quite tender-hearted, so she’ll be upset when she comes back from her next trip to the forest but I expect Vanya 2 can cheer her up. |
It’s basically self-enforcing.
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Males who spend their lives being obedient to a dominant female partner and carrying out her every command live longer, you know. Fact. They get beaten less often too. |
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Don’t worry, the first performance is just in front of a few special friends. |
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Hands out of your trousers first, OK? Don’t want to embarrass yourself. |
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Actually, you can have plans if you like. She really doesn’t mind one way or the other. |
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To misquote the immortal Bing Hitler (3.15 in): ‘A domme won’t sting ye, as long as ye don’t annoy her… but how dae I know what annoys a domme?!” |
…so it’s lucky there isn’t much of that in this blog.
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One advantage of their lifestyle is that there won’t be any silly divorce arguments over who owns the property, as that was settled a long time ago. |
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Men have little idea of the discomfort women go through, but it’s worth trying. |
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Ah… how sweet. She still assumes her clients expect to be allowed to come. |
or both, even.
Nervous young husbands might want to check out Servitor’s old series ‘Seven Secrets of a Happy Marriage‘ which contains about 30 pieces of advice, each one of them as accurate and helpful as the title proclaiming there will be ‘seven’. |
Fake it to make it and escape it. |
Anyway, you look so cute taking little steps, with the bells hanging from your nipple clamps going jingle jingle jingle. |
Sure she can. Lucy doesn’t mind a few bruises on her toys – if anything, it can make them even more sensitive. |
She finds it pretty annoying working for a male CEO, actually, which is why it’s so important that she can talk through her day and work off some of those frustrations when she gets home. |
A bit more lube, maybe? |
It’s as if your pain receptors are directly linked to the pleasure centres of her brain. It’s great when a couple just ‘clicks’ like that. |
He didn’t have the nerve to ask whether she allows her clients ‘happy endings’ but she does – specifically, she unties them and lets them limp away. |