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I just have resting silly grumpy-face. When I don’t have resting screamy pleading-face, anyway. |
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It’s supposed to be quite effective in preventing premature baldness… or was that ‘laziness’? All good, either way – just ask Helen. |
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Of course, she might do that even if he doesn’t make her. |
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And don’t forget to wag that cute little rubber dildo-tail. |
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Phwoah. |
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Yeah, I tried vanilla sex once. Well, I tried to try it anyway… but she wasn’t having any of it. |
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There’s men would kill to be in his position. Perhaps one day she’ll let them. |
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No reason not to mix business with pleasure. |
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Ah.. voluntary consent. It’s just non-negotiable. As George is finding out. |
There’s been a lot of news lately about the need for men always to seek a woman’s consent before any sexual activity. And I think that’s exactly right. If she says no – that’s it. You’ll just have to wait until next month.
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Finally found something you’re good at! Well done. |
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The selection process is quite rigorous. Some don’t survive. But there’s plenty of them, so that’s really not a problem. |
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Well, if being told off and humiliated by an attractive lady in a sharp business suit doesn’t take his mind off sexy things, I don’t know what will! |
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They’re more kind of… snaily, if you know what I mean. You don’t? Oh. Well – kind of like a cockroach that’s been squished under a boot most of the day – and I expect you know how bad that tastes! |
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Awww… sweet. |