Hey honey. You wanna talk about what you saw Mommy and Daddy
doing last night?
No, I know you don’t honey.
But I think we should. It’s
nothing to be ashamed or afraid about.
Mommy and daddy were just a bit surprised when you burst into our room
like that, that’s all.
See… when a man loves a woman very much he wants to… well,
to make her happy. And Daddy likes to
make Mommy happy you see, because he loves me very much. And when a man and a woman are married, what
you saw last night is one of the things they do.
Well, sure it hurts Daddy, honey. Like at school, when Mrs Andrews hits you
with the paddle. Only Daddy takes his shorts off, so I guess it hurts even
Yeah, I have a cane too, honey. And you know how much that hurts from when
you had to see the Headmistress that time, don’t you?
But see, Daddy doesn’t really mind that it hurts. Because he wants to make me happy and he
knows that I’ll only do that to him when there’s something he’s done that makes
me cross, you see.
Yeah, I know how much you hate being paddled, honey. But that’s Mrs Andrews. She’s an old lady. Daddy wouldn’t like being paddled by an old
lady. But when a man and a woman are
about the same age, it’s different, see, because –
Like you and Suzie?
What do you mean, like you and Suzie, honey? Suzie Franklin?
No, really honey, just tell me. Mommy promises not to be angry.
Did she? Wow. Over her knee like a little boy, huh? Did she pull your trousers down when she
Mmmm. Well, yeah, OK.
That’s kinda the same thing. I used to
spank boys across my knee when I was a teenager too, actually! It’s a good game. Did you enjoy it?
Yeah? It got
stiff? Did that feel good? Sure, no, that’s great.
Well yeah, see, that’s just like it feels between me and
Daddy, honey. Only Daddy’s thing can’t
get stiff because of that tube.
Suzie’s a really nice girl, isn’t she? I’ve always liked her – big and strong, like
So… do you wanna invite Suzie round some time? Maybe for Sunday lunch? You could help Daddy with the cooking, how
about that? Girls really like it when boys cook for them, and serve them at
table and stuff like that. And maybe if Suzie’s not happy about any of the food
or your attitude, maybe she could take you upstairs with a hairbrush, huh?
Well, yeah. Kinda
like a girlfriend, honey. Do you think
she’d like that?
Well, I think she’d like that. You’re a cute boy – I’m sure lots of girls
want to put you across their knee!
Oh – hey! Don’t be
embarrassed honey! I’m not embarrassed,
am I? No. I’m really glad we’ve had this talk.
Now why don’t you go and tell Daddy he can come down? He’s up on the landing, standing in his
naughty corner with his face against the wall.
You can tell him we’ve had this little talk, and that it’s all OK now,
OK? It was really Daddy’s fault see – he was supposed to lock our door. So Mommy got quite cross with him, and he’s
probably still quite sore. But actually,
I think I’m glad all this happened, so we could have this talk! Aren’t you?
I’m sure Suzie will be. I think I’m really going to like Suzie.