More escapist captions from a fantasy, fairytale world – so unlike the strict adherence to realism that characterises the majority of this blog’s material.






More escapist captions from a fantasy, fairytale world – so unlike the strict adherence to realism that characterises the majority of this blog’s material.
A fantasy-themed post, so unlike the gritty realism that normally charcterises this blog’s witterings.
The part of Goldilocks in this image was played by the magnificent… oh, you know who that is don’t you? Of course you do. But have you met her and sessioned with her? I have! Lucky lucky me.
More fairy-themed fantasy folly.
… when knights were bold. Some possibly a little too bold, as we shall see.
…and finally, a succession of knights all seeking the same evil witch but who all ended up encountering a different lady entirely. What are the chances?
… and hear me squeak.
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I’m not allowed to look my SO in the eye under any circumstances, so for that (and other) reasons this situation never arises for me. |
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Loving brutal domination… that hits the sweet spot (repeatedly, raising welts and leaving it throbbing and sore). |
Hard to understand atheists who say there’s no such thing as a divine being, in a world on which Mistress Eleise walks among us.
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I wouldn’t mind but it’s seven floors up and the male lift (‘elevator’, Americans but you knew that right?) has been out of action all week. |
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It’s odd how often I find myself begging my SO for mercy, when begging her for brutal and gleeful ferocity would be so much more likely to succeed. |
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A purpose for your life – at last! |
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Magic mirror seems to understand his place, anyway. I’m sure her fairy tale prince will learn the same lesson – possibly even with the threat of the same hammer. |
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Stand up for yourself! Who’s the boss in this relationship anyway? |
Cruella of course. Still going strong. And a bit of a change of scene from the bleak Northern landscapes, as some of their lovely ladies got to go to Spain recently, thank goodness.
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She’s trying to make the best of it… why can’t you? |
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No spoilers… but I can tell you she’s determined to live happily ever after. |
(but the song is actually about a car)
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Don’t worry, it’s still quite fresh. |
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You don’t want Kitten to get cross again. Kitten has very sharp claws. |
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Oh well. Arguably ‘lightening the mood’ isn’t really appropriate at the start of a strict disciplinary session anyway. Better just get on with it. |
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She could try telling him it’s kinder this way, but that wouldn’t really be true. |
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No, not ‘talking it through’. I mean, she does still intend to talk it all through. But only after putting her brilliant idea into practice, when he’s in a more receptive mood. |
And it shines like destruction. Mistress Lennox, of course, and her beardy boy.
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There’s an important difference. Voyeurs get sexual gratification from watching other people have sex, while humiliation freaks get sexual gratification from not getting sexual gratification. |
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Unlike many wives, his wife doesn’t at all mind his going to strip clubs and suchlike with his mates. She must be very open-minded. |
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Actually, I’m feeling a bit queasy. Is that supposed to happen? |
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Easy mistake to make: most of their ponies are geldings already. Surprising he’s lasted this long, really. Maybe they’ve been busy. |
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Oh well. It doesn’t hurt to ask, as long as she’s in a good mood. |