… as long as she likes, whether behaviour improves or not, quite frankly.






… as long as she likes, whether behaviour improves or not, quite frankly.






Like the 1980s called but, ummm… well, you can work it out.
The 1980s departed in a haze of big hair, phones and shoulder-pads to give way to… the 1990s! Woo! Out with Thatcher’s handbag, in with Major’s underpants (if you don’t know, don’t ask). And then Blair’s umm… whatever Blair had.
More importantly, for furtive habitués of Soho ‘bookshops’, the initially wonderful Mistress and Vixen magazines degenerated into rather derivative lower-quality colour versions (all of which can be bought from here, and I have obviously rebought even the later ones) but then…
No, not OWK, not yet, that came a little bit later, although still within the 1990s admittedly. No, I am speaking of course of Cruella and Goddess, from the magnificent Rogue-Hagen.
OK, technically I think Cruella started in the 1980s and Vixen continued into the 1990s. Femdom publication runs don’t conform precisely to decades, who knew? But I’m trying to convey the vibes here. 1990s… Cruellan vibes. Yay!
Colour photos! High production values (comparatively speaking). Actual dominatrices, sometimes! Really incredibly violent stories, often involving castration and death and other yummy things like that. Colour photos! Of beautiful dommes in very exciting (sometimes delightfully tacky) outfits! In colour! Here are some of the covers:




Cruella solely featured tales from a fantasy world of an outrageously vicious slave-owning femdom society. Goddess featured… well, outrageously vicious fantasy tales in a slightly more realistic setting. Victoria featured… Victoria, the lady above, what more need be said? And there were a couple of other titles.
All of these can be bought in downloadable PDF form from the originator himself, so why wouldn’t you? The price, you say? See that £10 on the covers above? £10 in 1995 is… £25, I reckon. And Andy’s selling them for about £20 apiece. Which, to help out any males struggling to think, faced with these images of awesome goddesses, is less… Find any other beloved item of cultural history of which that can be said.
So, right, anyway, any of you familiar with my ‘1980s called’ series of blatant rip-offs loving parodic homages to earlier femdom magazines, will know what’s coming now. I have taken the liberty of having a go at my own magazine, featuring tales set in a fantasy slave-owning femdom society, which with startling and un-sueable originality I have called ‘Tyrannia’. And then tried to find some more photos that are sort-of in the style of Cruella to go with them – but not actually photos from Cruella, obviously, or what would be the point of that?
Anyway, that’s what I did. Off we go, then.

EDITORIAL

Male filth! You are holding in your sweaty, shaky hands the latest edition of Tyrannia, the magazine providing glimpses of the fate that awaits you when women take power! The remaining patriarchal nations such as the United Kingdom censor all mention of the expanding realm of Tyrannia, where women live in the true freedom that only slave-holding can provide. However, although the ‘mainstream media’ pretend this paradise does not exist, aided and abetted by the false feminism that seeks a demeaning ‘equality’ between men and women, the authorities – being male – are too stupid to stop this magazine, masquerading as a fetish publication, from publishing the truth.
By all means, scum, treat this magazine as just another wank-mag, if you like. But know that your days of liberty to masturbate – indeed, your liberty of any sort – are numbered. Tyrannian agents are quietly working everywhere in the so-called United Kingdom and other patriarchal pig-sties to bring this benighted country under proper matriarchal control. The secret drugs in your water that suppress healthy female ferocity and their natural desire to rule over males are being counteracted – have you not noticed women are more assertive than before? Do you imagine that will end with ‘equality’? Have you observed – and, doubtless, gained furtive sexual pleasure from – the increasing use of ‘fetishistic’ imagery in advertisements and music videos? All of these signs should serve as a warning, or a promise, of what is to come.
Our superior technology allows the Tyrannian state to compile a database, recording male infractions and assigning a score to every male in the country. A woman phones one of her friends and complains about her overbearing boss: his record is updated. You buy a magazine that objectifies women, or go to a strip club – it is all noted and retribution will be extracted, believe me! You are watched, male and you will be judged. Everything you say and do carries the risk of one day being read back to you by a female with a cattle-prod in her hand and a whip at her belt, as you dangle from shackles in a Male Re-education Centre, desperately pleading for a mercy that will never be granted. Or as you are wheeled into the operating theatre, ankles fastened high and wide apart, to be ‘improved’. Do not wait for the terror to arrive, male: feel it now.
You bought this magazine, so I imagine you find the thought of such treatment sexually exciting, you repulsive creature. But as you begin to think about the reality, perhaps you will start to feel terror… and even wonder whether there is anything you can do to avoid, or at least mitigate, this treatment? There can be no guarantees, of course. Even the most obedient, least-dislikable male could end up the property of a Tyrannian female whose favourite pastime is torture, in which case you cannot avoid the honour of spending your remaining life in agony for her pleasure. But there are a few things you can do, even at this late hour, to be recorded in our computers as ‘harmless’ or even ‘subservient’. You will not avoid the whip, but you may be whipped less – a goal which, you will come to learn, is worth pursuing. Indeed, for males in the Tyrannian state it is a constant preoccupation.
‘How, oh Supreme Tyrannical Lady?’ you might respectfully ask, burying your face into the gravel before my boot as you do so. There are many little acts of submission you can perform in your day-to-day life. Always leave a queue and move to the back if there is a woman behind you. Tip waitresses at least 100%. Offer to do some of your female colleagues’ work and gradually build up until you are doing all of their work. If a member of the superior sex deigns to notice these little courtesies, her approval may end up on your record. But the most direct way of demonstrating your acceptance of your inferiority is to contribute financially by buying Tyrannian products. Take out a subscription to this magazine – or five subscriptions, or ten. Buy the videos advertised on the inside back page. Send off for photosets, providing many more images of the awe-inspiring ladies featured here than we could fit into the magazine. In each case, you can merely pay the advertised price, but good boys will understand that it is more respectful to pay double or even ten times the asking price. Remember: good boys will probably be whipped less after the Tyrannian coup and it’s not as if ‘your’ money will belong to you then, in any event.
You bought this magazine and we know who you are. I have graciously taken the trouble to inform you of a way in which you can be useful to me. Don’t be more of an idiot than your genitals already make you. Do not make the mistake of declining this chance.
Supreme Lady Davinia
Preparing for the Hunt

“Now, everyone gather round!” Huntmistress Suzanne called out.
The four ladies straightened up and moved into a rough circle around the lather-clad instructress.
“You’ve all done very well” she smiled. “Let’s just practice each of the four moves – and this time you can use full force, don’t worry about damaging the practice dummies.”
She beckoned for one of the ‘dummies’ – actually a cowering, shivering male, blindfolded and with his flesh marked with multiple welts – to stand in front of the group and he shuffled nervously into position.
“Harriet, Lydia, left and right driving positions, please, Julia and Charlotte over there ready to capture.”
Two of the ladies took up position near the trembling slave, the others walked twenty yards across the courtyard.
The Huntmistress nodded. “Drive him towards position one, please.”
Harriet’s whip flicked out first and the dummy cringed away, then scrambled to the side., It was plain he had no idea which way he was supposed to go – which was exactly as it should be. The whips alone should determine his direction.
Harriet flicked again harder and the dummy lurched away in panic, to be met with a savage swipe to the wide from Lydia, forcing him to change direction. A few lashes later and the idiot was finally headed in the right direction, a fact confirmed by the near-simultaneous lashes was receiving from both drivers. Finally he crashed into the wall and fell to the ground.
“Good” the Huntmistress called. “Now, over to the capture zone.”
A single crack of the tip of Lydia’s whip between his legs was enough to send the dummy scrambling to his feet and after a few guiding lashes, he was stumbling towards the other two trainees. Their driving whips were coiled on their belts, instead they each held long, thin single-tails with lead shot embedded in the tips.
“Charlotte take the neck, please, then Julia on the ankles.”
Charlotte’s whip snaked out and whirred around the dummy’s neck, the lead shot snapping tightly into the flesh and forcing a choked-off-gasp from the dummy. She pulled tight and he was caught. Then Julia’s whip whirred out too, but her aim was a little off and the lash flailed madly around the dummy’s lower legs, finishing with the lead shot cracking hard against his shin. The dummy tried to scream but the whip clasping his neck prevented it and he began to turn purple. Julia cursed, tugged to disentangle her whip and was about to lash straight out again, when the Huntmistress cautioned her.
“Don’t rush into it… take your time to prepare the stroke .”
Blushing in anger and humiliation, the angry trainee forced herself to check her grip, her stance and her angle to the target, before lashing out again and this time bringing the dummy down, his welted ankles firmly grasped in the whip’s leathern embrace.
“Good.” The Huntmistress pronounced. “Free whip play, everyone, as long as you like – and you can take the blindfold off if you prefer.” The two capturers dropped their whips, the ends of which remained coiled around the helpless dummy’s neck and ankles, and unhooked their driver whips, as Harriet leaned over to jerk off the blindfold.
The dummy’s tear-filled eyes and cheeks were exposed to the bright light of the training ground and he blurrily saw, for the first time, the faces of his four tormentors. There was little mercy to be seen in them: Lydia was smiling in cold amusement, Julia’s jaw was clenched in cold fury and the other two were seemingly intent only on their technique, as they measured their whips between their hands and adjusted their stance. Soon four whips were raining lashes on the helpless, bound form, whose sobs and pleading became fainter as his flesh became a mass of bloody welts. Soon only Julia was still thrashing away, at the almost unconscious form, until she was stopped by the Huntmistress.
“Enough, my dear.”
“Are we leaving him alive, then?”, Julia asked, confused.
“One more thing to show you before we head out to feral country.” The Huntmistress replied. She produced a small remote control from her belt. “You’ll each have one of these – for defence in case any of those ferals gets ideas about making it a fair fight. It’s a kill switch. You see? Orange for incapacitating, red for emergency. Would you like to try, dear?”
She handed it to Julia, and gestured for the others to stand back.
“Now, my dear, in your own time – “ she began, but Julia had already put a booted foot out onto the slave’s neck to gain his attention. Woozily he looked up and met her eyes. She smiled and pressed the orange button.
There was a rather unimpressive and squelchy ‘pop’, accompanied by an almost immediate scream from the slave. Julia looked down in confusion, to see a mass of bloodied flesh between his legs where his genitals had been. Her boots were splattered and she tutted in annoyance.
“Very good! And step all the way back before you – “ called out the Huntmistress but Julia had been wishing this slave’s death ever since she had been humiliated by failing to lasso his ankles, and she savagely mashed the red button down while still standing next to the writhing, screaming form. There was a much louder squishy explosion and Julia was splattered from top to bottom in dead slave.
The others hooted with laughter as the Huntmistress bit off her advice. Julia was quite a sight, her riding breeches ruined as various unidentifiable pieces of meat fell off the material, leaving rich, bloody red stains. Far from being humiliated she smiled viciously and took a long, happy lick at her sleeve.
“Yes, well… kill switch, as I said.” the Huntmistress continued. “All the ferals are fitted with genital and full-body explosives, so we’ll be in no danger of anything except a… “ she gestured vaguely at Julia.
“Unexpected course of steak tartare?” Julia grinned back. “I love my meat raw.”
The Huntmistress smiled and nodded. “I think you’re all ready. Enjoy your evening – we ride out at dawn.”
“You!” she gestured to a collared and shackled male, cowering by the wall. “Clean this mess up.”
So the four trainees and their instructress strode off, leaving the slave to gather up the bloodied bits of pieces. Despite what Julia had said, the bucket of bloody slops he steadily filled up was not destined for the kitchens – the camp had a rule that only hunted ferals could be roasted and eaten – but rather for the hunting dogs, who had smelt the fresh meat and were baying excitedly. By chance, the slave gathering shredded body parts knew them to be the remains of his brother, a fact of which the Huntmistress had been quite ignorant when she ordered him to clean up the mess, but the misery he was suffering as he gathered the disgusting scraps for the dogs to fight over would have brought joy to her sadistic heart had she known.
And so night fell over the camp. In the woods beyond, shivering male ferals heard the baying of the hounds and the music from the budding huntresses gathered around the camp-fire. Hungry, the males dared not stray too far from the camp, waiting for the food they knew would be put out for them an hour before the dawn. The hunt would be on the next day; they knew that too. Each made his plan: some to run through difficult terrain, others to try to conceal their scent from the hounds in water then hide, still others to watch the hunting party from as close as they dared, to try to work their way around it. But each knew deep in his heart that his only hope lay in the huntresses’ blood-lust being satisfied by capturing another male, so there was no camaraderie in the face of the Tyrannian terror that awaited them in the morning.
Cages Do Furnish a Room

Tyrannian homes are furnished with comfort in mind, rather than ostentation. Specifically, the comfort of the lady or ladies of the house and the discomfort of any male property. Cages have a special role to play in making a Tyrannian house a real home and most have several. Sure, a male’s movements can be effectively constrained with a chain and a well-attached ring, and almost all Tyrannian rooms are fitted with several to ensure males can be positioned wherever they are most useful, but there is something appropriately dehumanising about being shut in a cage with no means of escape, exposed to the view of the outside world.
Tyrannians have devised many keyless methods for locking cages, of which the simplest is a latch behind a solid steel panel or fine mesh, sized to prevent questing fingers from inside reaching it. Some citizens prefer keys, however, as there is something quite pleasurable about the finality of the locking sound, especially with multiple locks. A Tyrannian lady of our acquaintance takes this to some extremes, securing any male due for torture in a triple-locked cage, in a locked box, in a room with a lockable grill and solid steel door. The succession of slow, clunky unlocking sounds as she comes to take the unfortunate creature to its place of agony adds delightfully to its terror, she claims.
Cages come in many shapes and sizes. Any decent furniture shop will happily take the measurements of your slave to advise on the perfect minimum size into which he can just squeeze, although some possibility of ‘give’ is recommended for cage time beyond six hours, if the mistress needs her slave to retain the ability to walk and use its arms after release. There are some fanciful shapes as well, such as bird-cage complete with little perch, on which the slave can be secured to sing sweetly for the amusement of ladies in the vicinity. The ‘hamster wheel’ is also popular, whether in its unpowered version in which the slave must trot merrily along to keep it in motion, or the version with an electric motor in which the slave can relax and let the engine do the work, either running frantically to keep up or simply being tumbled and bashed against the endlessly-turning bars for hours at a time. The smaller model of this latter device is sometimes called the tumble dryer, although mistresses keen to have their slaves experience life as a load of laundry would be better advised to invest in an industrial-sized washer with spin settings.
Cages can be located anywhere in the house, from a discreet cage concealed at the back of a drinks cabinet, through to entire floors designed as prisons, with cells and isolation cages of different kinds throughout. Most ladies, except the stricter lesbians, will have one or more cages in their bedrooms and indeed many Tyrannian beds come with cages underneath, often combined with a layer of spikes on the lower surface of the mattress, for the caged occupant to appreciate better any activities taking place above him. Below-ground cages also have their uses, especially the ‘oubliette’ kind, which are often installed by more environmentally-conscious citizens for garbage disposal, or plumbed in beneath toilets.
Regrettably, thoughts of hygiene cannot be avoided in cage choice and placement, since males are filthy creatures who somehow always manage to start smelling even in a perfectly sterile environment, with no one shitting on their faces. Oubliettes intended purely for garbage disposal can simply be positioned far from the house, but usually any cage which will accommodate a male for anything more than a few hours needs to be equipped with a drain, so an adjacent high-pressure hose can be used to blast any dirt off the cage floor and off the filthy creature shivering inside it. Water coolers, similar to those used for male cold showers, are quite cheap these days, and most cage manufacturers recommend hosing down at high pressure with water at no more than a degree or two above freezing every day. Long-stay cages can be fitted with automatic systems for this, going off either on a regular cycle, or at random times.
Finally, the centrepiece of any Tyrannian house, the punishment room, will almost always contain one or more cages affording a view of the contents. Punishment for Tyrannians is not merely a matter of household management or sexual pleasure but an art form and most citizens put great thought into designing the room in which they will express their artistry in the form of pain. Often soundproofed – no one minds the sound of a male screaming but there is something intimate in the slave knowing that there is no one other than the lady present inflicting his tortures who knows or cares about his agony – the room usually contains a couch or bed but is otherwise furnished solely with means of torturing males or holding them in the perfect positions in which to do so. A cage there will often afford a three hundred and sixty degree view, so the occupant can spend his time gazing out at all the implements and devices awaiting him. He will know that everything – every single item he can see, as well as those he cannot – was made, bought and placed here for one purpose only: to hurt him as much as possible.
After hours – or days or weeks – of waiting, his mistress will finally come and might busy herself laying out the straps and buckles on the whipping block over which he will be secured, perhaps choosing a few favoured implements to have immediately to hand and checking the charges on any battery-powered toys she plans to use. One Tyrannian lady of my acquaintance likes to set out nothing but a single cattle prod but then make sure her victim watches her set two batteries charging. She leaves at that point and switches the light off, so the slave can see nothing except the steady progress of two little sets of blinking lights, gradually coming on over about four hours until both show the full five bars of charge. He can guess that by the time she is finished, both will be fully drained again! Terrified, he will doubtless shrink back into his cage when finally she returns and opens its door – as if he might escape his fate!
Ladies beginning to explore the Tyrannian lifestyle in patriarchal countries should consider investing in a good strong cage. A few hours a day of cage time can provide the perfect easy introduction to the male lifestyle under Tyrannian rule. Males growing up under patriarchy will have developed all sorts of inappropriate habits, such as wandering around without permission, choosing what and when to eat and expecting some privacy at times. Daily cage time can help him get used to a life without such amenities, especially if it builds steadily up and reaches the point at which the cage becomes the norm. Then it is no longer a matter of telling your male why he is going into the cage, as of letting him out only for specific reasons. This is an excellent preparation for his life under Tyrannian rule, in which nothing will ever be allowed him except by the express generosity of his superior. Of course, most well-trained males in Tyrannia do not need to be enclosed in iron bars in order to stay perfectly still, shivering in terror. Iron bars do not a prison make as the saying has it and it is fun to construct a brutal prison in a slave’s own mind. But a caged male is a delight: a vulnerable victim, to be dragged out for torture, abandoned to starve to death or simply kept for purposes yet to be decided. Cage him, you won’t regret it but he certainly will.
Holiday For a Lifetime

The stewardess came back and handed Sophie a menu.
“I can recommend the smoked salmon” she smiled.
“Yes… yes I’ll have that.” Sophie replied, after casting her eyes over the page. “And do you also do food for – ?“
“The male menu is on the back page” the stewardess replied, as Sophie turned to it and studied it intently. Martin could just make out some of the text out of the corner of his eye: it began with “Pleasant male food” and finished with “Foul male food.”
“Hmmm” Sophie tapped her fingers on the menu. “I think he’ll just have the Tasteless Male Food – vegetarian. Probably best not to overtax his stomach, as he’s feeling a little anxious.”
In fact, no food was brought for Martin for a long time, as the custom was evidently for a male to be fed only after his Responsible Female. Eventually Sophie had finished sipping her coffee and enjoying the chocolates, and she nodded when the stewardess asked if she was ready for her male to be fed.
A thick plastic tube, labelled “Tasteless Male Food – vegetarian” was produced and with an expert twist of her wrist, the stewardess inserted it into Martin’s gag and clicked it into place.
“May I?” she asked.
“Be my guest” giggled Sophie, eager to watch the procedure.
The stewardess leaned over and firmly pressed her thumb into the bottom of the tube. Immediately, a bland, tasteless mush of some kind of stewed vegetables began extruding into Martin’s mouth. The stewardess maintained a steady pressure and Martin had to gulp to avoid choking but eventually he managed to get it all down and the stewardess deftly unclipped the tube, quickly cleaned around his mouth with a stinging antiseptic cloth and Martin’s meal was over. It had taken less than a minute.
Later, a male on the other side of the aisle, eyes bulging, was fed some of the ‘Foul’ variety. His face took on an expression of the most appalled disgust as the same firm thumb-pressure ensured the presumably noxious contents were forced into his mouth. He gagged several times but eventually succeeded in getting it down. After unclipping the tube, though the stewardess was taking no chances and quickly threw a large, transparent plastic hood over his head, sealing it tightly around his neck.
“In case he’s sick” she explained to the amused Sophie. “The hood contains enough air to see him safely into the terminal building, where our ground slaves will clean him up.”
Impressively, the slave managed not to threw up any of his revolting meal, but condensation inside the hood obscured his face by the time the plane was landing, and his breathing was evidently becoming difficult.
At the passport control booth, the severely-uniformed young woman was not interested in Martin’s passport.
“He can enter on yours, Ma’am, as his Responsible Female. You can bring up to twelve males into the country without any kind of paperwork.”
She stamped the passport, then indicated an oval hole on her perspex screen.
“Just put his face there, please.”
Sophie pushed Martin’s gagged face forward until it nestled against the edges of the hole and the passport officer took up a big rubber stamp and pressed it firmly against his forehead, wiggling it slightly to ensure a solid print.
“The ink lasts about six weeks; if he stays longer than that he’ll need a tattoo.” She said. “Enjoy your stay in The Tyrannian Dominion, Ma’am. Hope he hates every moment. Next!”
They only had a short wait in the baggage hall for their checked luggage. The system was essentially the same as any airport, except that males pulling little carts around and around replaced the usual conveyor belts. Martin, realising that any manual labour was his department, now and for the remainder of the holiday, quickly identified their bags, loaded them onto a trolley and – after a little confusion, as the trolley had a harness at the front instead of the usual handle at the back, trotted off through customs, where Martin was relieved not to be selected for one of the internal searches in which the rubber glove-clad customs officers seemed to specialise.
They were met by a smiling hotel representative, accompanied by two burly males wearing steel collars with discretely flashing LED lights. She led the party out to a waiting minivan, where one of the males loaded the luggage into the back, and the other – in a swift movement that took Martin by surprise, picked him up, flipped him over, and secured him hanging from his ankles in the luggage space. The door slammed shut and Martin was left hanging in darkness, just one more piece of Sophie’s property to be transported.
He was relieved when, after what must have been a fifteen minute drive, the door opened and hairy male arms reached in for the luggage.
“Is this going as well?” he heard a female voice ask.
“No” replied another. “It’s booked in the Holiday Camp. Take it over to Male Reception.”
“Have I time for a coffee first? I’ve been working almost two hours straight.”
“Sure. He’s not going anywhere is he?”
And with that, the hatch slammed shut leaving Martin in darkness once again.
Some time later, the van started up and another five minutes’ swaying and bumping took Martin to what he presumed to be the ‘holiday camp’. To his surprise, instead of being unhooked, the entire rack from which he had been hanging simply slid out of the van and he was trundled across a muddy space, then left hanging by a concrete wall. Eventually a pair of boots appeared in front of his face, and he craned his face up to see a jodhpur-clad figure busying herself with a clipboard.
“Err… I’m sorry, Miss, but where’s my wife?”
The figure looked down and he felt a stab or terror but she seemed more amused than angered by this impertinence.
“Well, she’s not here, is she? We wouldn’t want to greet our guests in this shithole.”
There was indeed a slight smell of manure, or worse.
“You’re booked in for fourteen days hard labour, no guest contact. I suppose she might be able to see you from her hotel window, in the distance.” She started attaching shackles to Martin’s ankles.
“But… but there must be some mistake.”
This time the lady did look annoyed and she frowned, as she clicked a steel device tightly around Martin’s cock and balls. He noticed a small light flashing, just like those on the luggage slaves.
“Mistake? No… no males were involved in any of the decisions, so there’s no chance of a mistake.”
She leaned down and clipped a similar device around his neck.
“Unless you’re suggesting… a female made a mistake?”
“Oh, no, no” Martin gibbered, suddenly realising the danger he was in. I’m sorry, I – “
“You will be” she said casually, pressing a button on a device dangling from her waist. And Martin’s world exploded in pain, with rapid sequences of violent shocks ascending then descending then ascending again, in both his genitals and his neck. She kicked him, hard, in the face.
“Mistake indeed” he heard her mutter over his screams, as she walked away from the frantically-writhing, bucking body.
Later – much later – she returned, the pain magically, blissfully ceased, and Martin’s ankles were released, leaving him to collapse on the muddy ground. He was picked up by another slave and roughly dumped into a concrete cell, whose only amenities were a thin mattress and a small hole at the bottom of a gently-sloping floor. Martin shivered all night, before his shock devices went off just before dawn, to start the first full day of his holiday.
Three days later
Martin had half expected fourteen days of field labour on a chain gang but instead to his surprise, his days were filled with what could be described as holiday-themed activities – albeit with an Tyrannian twist. He supposed Sophie must have selected that – as no one spoke to him except to provide curt orders and he asked no questions, he did not find out.
Each night, collapsing exhausted onto his thin mattress, Martin would see a list headed “Tomorrow’s Activities”. He quickly learned that even the most pleasant-sounding were anything but. ‘Building sandcastles’, for example, involved backbreaking work with short-handled spades and buckets yoked around male necks, as five Tyrannian ‘Holiday Camp Supervisors’ competed for who could build the most impressive construction on the beach. After five backbreaking hours under the afternoon sun, the five monuments to female power that had been erected on the beach were quite impressive, even before the addition of the little Tyrannia Dominion flags atop each one. It was heartbreaking, in the bar at sunset, to watch the hours of labour being washed away by the sea, although the ladies – their feet up on sunburnt backs – seemed to find it rather pretty.
Other activities were less predictable. ‘Paddle Boarding’ for instance, meant lying across a board and being hit with a paddle, while ‘Poolercise’ involved hours of physical activity in a swimming pool base without water. For ‘Quiz night’, males were strapped across whipping benches and questioned about details of their Supervisors and their attire. When Martin was asked how many eyeholes there were in Supreme Goddess Eleanor’s favourite white boots, he guessed fourteen on each boot – which by pure chance turned out to be right. So furious was his questioner at this unjustified luck, that she gave him a furious beating for ‘bloody cheek!’.
Martin had assumed that he and his fellow males would be the ponies for ‘pony trekking’ but instead they were chained in groups of three behind a proper horse, for a day’s stumbling and staggering over the hot hills, with only the task of occasionally pausing to scoop up a horse’s shit and place it in a bucket around one’s neck, to break the monotony. One afternoon was designated as ‘free time’ but Martin had been there too long by that stage to imagine that any break was involved, and ended up quite relieved merely to be tightly hog-tied and left for the afternoon in the sun; his supervisor departing with a cheery ‘Do whatever you like!’.
The end of the holiday
At the end of two weeks, Martin – fitter, leaner and more fearful than he had ever been in his life – was desperately praying he had not miscounted the days. His holiday stay had convinced him, once and for all, that his fantasies and real life were best not mixed. All his life he had dreamt of meeting a cruel, sadistic lady; having spent two weeks constantly aware of being in range of the remote shock controllers wielded by such people (and often within range of their whips or kicks), he had decided that this was a life that should stay firmly between the pages of porn magazines. Thank God it was nearly over.
Meanwhile, checking out of her luxurious hotel, Sophie was chatting to a lawyer, on a comfortable chair in the lobby as the hotel staff supervised the loading of her luggage. The lawyer’s secretary, kneeling on the floor beside them, was taking frantic notes as he tried to keep up with the conversation.
“… and we can transfer some of the value from the sale of your house, but I’m afraid there are a lot of restrictions on exchanging patriarchal currency for Tyrannian femcoins” the lawyer was explaining. “So when your citizen application goes through, you’ll initially have little access to liquid funds, although of course the government will provide you with free housing, food and an allowance, as a female immigrant. It would help if you already owned some assets here in Tyrannia.”
“I don’t think I have any…” Sophie replied. “Just my luggage here, really – we only came for a holiday, we didn’t expect to stay.”
“We?” queried the lawyer. “I thought you were on your own.”
“My husband. He’s in the Male Camp.”
“Oh, well there you, then. A young male, fully functional… you can just put him up for auction and you’ll have some ready funds for your arrival. As an import from a patriarchal country, he should command a premium. Sadistic citizens particularly enjoy them, as they struggle and plead so much more than domestic livestock. I can arrange the sale… unless he’s of some kind of sentimental importance to you?”
“Mmm… no, not really.” Sophie replied, taking the pen the lawyer’s assistant was humbly offering her. The assistant then scooted around and presented his back to her, barely gasping as the lawyer stapled a document to it.
“I just sign here, do I?”
“That’s right.” The lawyer replied. “We’ll aim for a quick sale and the funds should be in your account within a week. Do you, erm… want to see him one last time? Just to explain what’s about to happen?”
Sophie paused. It did seem a little unfair not to even give him the courtesy of saying goodbye. But then, she reflected, unfairness was one of the founding principles of the Tyrannian state, to which she would shortly be pledging allegiance. She suspected the lawyer was testing her. What would a true Tyrannian say?
“No, I expect the idiot will work it out for himself eventually” she replied, casually. “But I hope they can pretend he’s going back home as long as possible, to ramp up the disappointment and terror he feels when he learns the truth? I’d hate for him not to suffer.”
“I’m sure they’ll be happy to” beamed the lawyer. “Sign here as well, please.”
Collaborator!

“Now you have to promise not to interrupt, OK? This is very important – matters of state.”
“Oh, I know you’re a big, important girl in the occupation forces.” Anna giggled, giving her friend a hug. “What’s the matter – are you afraid I might object to the brutality you’re going to inflict on this patriarchal scumbag?”
“Not at all – quite the reverse, actually.” Iris replied, mysteriously. “Look… Tyrannian forces have been in full control of this country for only four months, right? The female citizens are still getting used to their newfound freedom to oppress their former fellow-citizens – some of them even still believe in male equality.”
Neither lady could escape blanching at this nauseating thought.
“And there are feral male guerillas in the mountains, as well males at large who may pretend to follow orders but still don’t accept their place and its permanence… so we’ve started a little hearts and minds operation.”
“Hearts and minds?” Anna replied, confused. “I thought the idea is to grab them by the bollocks and their hearts and minds will follow.”
“We do that too. And we won’t be nice forever. But just for now, we’re encouraging a little male submissive political movement, to explain to their fellow-countrymen that they have nothing to fear from their new overladies.”
This time Anna snorted out loud. “Nothing to fear? Are even males stupid enough to believe that?”
“A few. Enough to make it worthwhile. And the longer they can believe that, the better. So if you want to see what we do in here, you need to make nice, like me, OK?”
Make nice. With males. Anna did not really believe her friend capable of it, but she nodded.
“Oh and one more thing” Iris added. “We have to wear special clothing.”
“Clothing?”
But Iris was already leading her through a door marked ‘changing rooms’. There, Anna was presented with some little black latex shorts, a strappy top, stockings and unfeasibly high-heeled boots.
The clothing was not entirely different from traditional Tyrannian attire, at least in summer, but the shorts were clammily tight, rather than the comfortable soft leather Anna usually wore, the boots were just a little too high-heeled, too pointy and they had to be laced so far up that she took five minutes just getting into them… and everything seemed strangely tacky, designed for show rather than for comfort.
“You’re lucky” Iris said, as she watched her friend take some uncomfortable steps in her new outfit, teetering as she got used to the high heels. “Sometimes we wear corsets. Horrible things.”
“I can still have my riding crop?”
“Yes, but take this as well”, Iris said holding out a coiled bullwhip for Anna to attach to her belt.
Anna took it in silence. She enjoyed bullwhipping but she was surprised that these low buildings contained a space large enough to use it. She wondered if there was an outside whipping-yard.
“Just for show” Iris added. “Don’t you dare use it – or your crop, unless I tell you. And then only like me.”
She led the way out of the changing room, down a corridor lined with posters with phrases such as “A living submissive is a useful submissive”, “Respect limits” and, most mystifying of all “Remember: loving female domination”. Anna did love female domination, but she sensed that this was not what the slogan meant.
Iris stopped in front of a door labelled “Co-operative author 16A – billy bootlicker”.
“Follow my lead” she hissed and opened the door.
Inside was a reasonably comfortable-looking room. A male, wearing nothing but shorts and a collar, Anna noticed (relieved that he was at least not decked out in illegal patriarchal trousers), was busy tapping away on a typewriter. When he saw the two ladies enter, he immediately got up, walked towards them in none too servile a fashion, then dropped to his knees, his face to the floor just before Iris’s boot.
“Uh uh… wait for the command, bootlicker!” Iris snapped. The male remained in position, breathing heavily. His eyes were darting about, observing the two pairs of shiny boots on the wooden floor of his room.
“Very well, maggot, you may greet me properly.”
“Thank you, Goddess Iris!” the male gasped and lunged forward to cover the tip of one of her boots with kisses.
“Harder” said Iris. “I want to feel those kisses of adoration through the leather.” The man pressed his lips more firmly, making loud smacking sounds as he did so.
“And the other one, filth” Iris murmured, steering him towards her other boot with the tip of her crop pressing firmly against his ear.
“This is Lady Anna” she went on, as the male went through this same kissing and lip-smacking routine on her other boot. “Would you like this piece of shit to show you respect, Lady Anna?” And as she said this, she quietly shook her head ‘No!’
“No, I don’t think so” Anna replied dutifully.
“Quite right. That’s a privilege that needs to be earned – isn’t it, bootlicker?”
“Yes, Goddess Iris, oh yes.” The man agreed. “I hope I will have the honour to be of service to Lady Anna, too.”
“Maybe… But you’ll have to work hard for that particular privilege.”
“Oh, thank you, Goddess Iris, I’ve been working ever so hard” the man gabbled.
“Show me”
The man got up from the floor – without, Anna noted, any order or permission to do so (but although her grip tightened reflexively on her crop, she did nothing about it). He went over to a tray full of stapled, typed manuscripts and started to pull them out.
“This one is an explanation of the delights of household service, Goddess, all about how much less stressful it is to be a kept house-husband, than to have to go out to work. And here’s a newspaper article about how male arrogance damaged the environment before Tyrannian science began to put things right.”
Anna approved of that. She had been horrified to see so many petrol vehicles in the streets of the newly-conquered capital, even though most these days stood idle as naked males pulled citizens along in more environmentally-friendly carriages and carts .
“And some short stories… mainly science fiction. All featuring female dominant heroines, of course, Goddess.”
“Hmm…” Iris said, picking up[ one of these. “Respectful and positive in tone throughout, I hope? These are to be published in ‘femdom’ wank mags in the unconquered territories, after all. Kept it all sexy, I hope?”
“Oh yes, Goddess, very sexy” Billy agreed. He stole a longing glance at Anna’s boots, which were beginning to pinch her feet horribly.
“Rather a lot about boots in this one, slave” Iris said, her eyes narrowing as she read. “I thought I’d told you to have less of that – not everyone shares your pathetic obsession, you know.”
“Actually Goddess, I think quite a lot of submissive males are into boots, so – ” began the slave.
Anna raised her crop and strode forward, catching herself just in time to avoid delivering a savage blow right across this slave’s stupid face. This male had contradicted a female! She remembered herself just in time to avoid delivering a disfiguring, cheek-splitting blow.
“Quite right, Lady Anna” Iris remarked, glancing at her. “Writing this ridiculous piece of… boot-fetishist wankery goes directly against my explicit orders! How dare you! Bend over that bench: at once!”
“Of course, Goddess Iris” the male muttered, and shuffled into position, thrusting his arse out towards them.
“You’re lucky I’m not giving you this on the bare!” snarled Iris and… tapped the leather-clad backside with her crop, just hard enough to make a cracking sound.
“Ouch! One thank you, Goddess Iris.”
“You’ll get twelve” snapped Iris. She gave a ‘what can you do?’ shrug at her friend, feigned a yawn than tapped him again.
“Two thank you, Goddess Iris!” gasped the male. He actually seemed to think he was in some pain.
At tap number seven, billy howled, grabbed his bum and – to Anna’s amazement – stood up from the bench and went hopping around the room.
“Back over the bench!” snapped Iris “You’ll get an extra two for that!”
“I’m… I’m sorry, Goddess Iris! I couldn’t help it!”
”I hope you’re not expecting mercy, slave, because you don’t deserve any!” Iris replied, delivering tap number eight distinctly less vigorously than the previous one.
At ethe end of this pantomime, the slave was ordered to show his appreciation for the punishment. This consisted of slobbering over Iris’s boots for about ten minutes.
“May I … err… Goddess Anna…“ began the slave, glancing again at Anna’s boots.
“Certainly not – and she’s Lady Anna to you and don’t you forget it!” snapped Iris. “Kneel up: I expect Lady Anna wants to slap your face, don’t you Lady Anna?”
“Err.. yes” Anna replied uncertainty. She found herself confronted by the unpleasant sight of the well-fed slave’s fat, sweaty face right before her. She leaned forward and gently patted him on the cheek.
“You can slap him harder than that, Lady Anna” Iris said. “He knows he deserves it.”
Anna drew her hand back, glancing at her friend, who nodded imperceptibly when it was about one foot away from the male’s horrible face. Anna let fly from that position, hard enough to knock the slave off balance, but nothing like as hard as she wanted.
“Oh, ow, thank you Lady Anna, I’m so sorry for the impertinence.” cried the man, getting slowly back into position.
Anna slapped him from the other direction, was thanked again, and proceeded to give him a further four moderate slaps. At the end of it, the slave was red-faced and breathing heavily. Anna thought longingly of how she had once slapped a house-slave unconscious after it had neglected to lay out her clothes to her satisfaction.
“Will you permit this lazy little tyke to show you respect now, Lady Anna?” Iris remarked, nodding yes.
Anna felt a surge of rebellion. “No… no I don’t believe he has earned that privilege.” she replied coolly.
The slave burst into floods of tears.
“Oh, please Lady Anna, oh please! “
“No” Anna said, feeling pleased with herself and observing her friend’s wry acquiescence. “You’re going to have to work a lot harder! If Goddess Iris informs me that your writing has met our severely high standards then I might come here again. And if I do come here again and if – if – I choose to wear boots when I do so, perhaps then – perhaps – I might permit your disgusting lips the most fleeting contact with the leather of my boot!”
“Oh yes, Lady Anna, please Lady Anna, I’ll work night and day Lady Anna” agreed the slave.
“See that you do!” snapped Anna. “Are we done Goddess Iris?”
“I believe we are” grinned her friend, clutching the papers. The two goddesses haughtily strode from the room, leaving the slave to his typing.
“You were brilliant!” Iris burst out, as they collapsed in giggles outside the door.
“Well, I don’t mind coming back and having some perfectly clean boots licked.” shrugged Anna. “Anything to advance the cause of female supremacy.”
“Probably no need. Billy bootlicker’s writing’s getting quite repetitive, according to the slave I’ve ordered to read his rubbish. And we’re winding the programme down, so he’ll probably be retired soon.”
“Retired for what?”
“Training, auctioned off… just ordinary male stuff.”
“Could I have him?”
“I don’t see why not.”
“Just let me know when he’s available” smiled Anna, thinking deliciously of how she might introduce bootlicker to her favourite steel-capped boots. She made a little note to have her carpenter slave rig up a little frame to keep his face still at the perfect height for his lips to experience fleeting contact with the toes of her boots, as he had been promised, for the briefest fraction of a second before the steel below the leather bruised and bloodied those lips, to say nothing of breaking the teeth and perhaps even the jawbone behind them. Many, many times.
The two leather-clad goddesses’ high heels clicked back down the corridor to the changing room, while in the comfortable cell behinds them, billy bootlicker’s hand shook with excitement as he feverishly applied himself to a new story, titled Pathetic boot slave for cruel Lady Anna.
Next Time

Out of scene now – we’re back in 2026 (alas)!
OK, so a few apologies and thank-yous. First of all, apologies to Andy at the magnificent Cruella. Nothing beats the real thing – go there and give him some of your money. He deserves it. It really was an affectionate homage, honestly.
The Supreme Lady Editrix was of course played by the long-retired Mistress Darla Kincaid, sometimes of the English Mansion where she seems to have become Mistress Daria. Hmm. The lovely cover-domme is, err… from a Russian site and the cover-domme for the next edition is Mistress Evelyn X. Various sites supplied the other pictures, particularly the utterly defunct Young Goddess, featuring the divine Irina Kozlova, a.k.a. Cofi Milan… and I do hope you all recognised and gasped in appreciation at the stunning Gynarchy Goddess Serena. Oh, and various males, mostly a lot more naked than the original Cruella would have featured on covers.
That’s it for now. Next one might be ‘the 1950s called’… might not, we’ll see. British, so think strict governesses and austerity, rather than Betty Page. Maybe there’ll be an OWK homage some time too…? And the 1980s isn’t going to stop calling either.
















The Hunteress, of course, although she was Cassie back then.


And who.






C’est le 14 juillet, et nous célébrons les déesses républicaines françaises telles que Marianne et… euh…

Liberté, Egalité, Sororité!
Bon, je pense que ça suffit pour la langue française aujourd’hui.
Captions with a vaguely French connection, anyway.


As the label might indicate to even the most male-brained reader, this is of course the magnificent, elegant and beautiful Ibicella, who can be found, worshipped and, ideally, donated to at the address shown. And here she is being adorable.

And do I really need to mention this is Mistress Eleise? Look, I like maple syrup as much as the next slave, but I can tell you: it is not Canada’s greatest export. I’ve tried both.



P.S. Allez les Bleus! Mais aussi les lions anglais…
P.P.S. OK, so the Bleus didn’t really allez. Or not as much as the Spanish went ándale ándale ándale anyway. So to cheer up any depressed frenchmen – or heterosexual males of any sort, I imagine – here’s the lovely Ibicella, being patriotic.

A Contemplating the Divine post on a Wednesday? But why? Just read on and you’ll find out.
Crystal? Sure. Crystal is the fifteenth anniversary gift, as set down by the companies that make anniversary gifts keepers of this ancient tradition, because it “highlights the beauty of the journey you have shared”.
What shared journey you ask? Why, today is this blog’s Annieversary, of course. Fifteen years. Not since the start of the blog – that squalid little event was commemorated back in January. No: it has been fifteen years to the day since the first caption to a truly divine image filled this otherwise dank and fetid blog with its pure light.
Any more irritating questions, moron? No? Oh, thank goodness for that. It was getting very tiresome.
In grovelling thanks for the privilege of existing on the same planet as Her, while secure in the knowledge that the divine Annie is blissfully ignorant of the existence of all this nonsense, we celebrate with ten old and five new*… Ann-ie-mages? No. Err… photo-Haths? Maybe not. Fifteen images featuring Herself, anyway, which should be enough to stop any hearts out there that are still feebly working.















* No, I’m not going to tell you which are new and which old. You’ll just have to see if the feeling when you jerk off to them is familiar or not, you nasty little pervert, you.
I suppose they’re better suited to a ‘1980s called’ post, like the last one, but I can’t resist linking to the ladies in this lovely dance act from the time, as they do indeed all look as if they just strode imperiously from the pages of those old femdom magazines. Ahhhhh…






And there we are! That’s the end of Tuesday’s post. So… yeah! No more new material here until Friday, I suppose. Tuesdays, Fridays and Sundays, those are the days Servitor posts. I mean, it’s not as if there’s ever a post on Wednesday, right? That would just be weird. So no point in coming back to check, tomorrow. Although… you never know, right? I mean, it wouldn’t hurt to have a quick look on Wednesday. Now, would it?
If you make her that way. Or if you pay her enough, I suppose.
Anyway, the commanding tones of Mistress Hynde herald another trip down false memory lane: The 1980s called.
Been a while since I did one of these and it might be a very long time before I do another, although I have some ideas for variations on the theme. For those new to the blog (go and catch up: there’s fifteen years of nonsense here), this is where I attempt to reproduce letters and other pages from imaginary magazines similar to those from my mis-spent youth, such as these.

Letters to the Editrix

Most Majestic Goddess-Lady Lucia
I adore your magazine, but lately I have noticed a tendency towards more extreme and less realistic femdom scenarios, involving permanent slavery, branding and suchlike. Although I find such material (and especially the photos accompanying it) wildly exciting, I do hope you will not lose sight of more realistic themes, such as maternal spanking. Such themes do not always have to be ‘soft femdom’ either, as your short series Vigilante Vixens illustrated so well. Indeed, the brutal (if always well-deserved) kneeings and kickings administered by the girls in those stories were realistic enough to make tears come to my eyes just reading them and I am sure many other male readers felt the same.
In contrast, less realistic tales such as Fiona’s New Furniture, are amusing and that one was beautifully illustrated. The images of Fiona casually reading a book propped up in front of her, with a wine glass at her side and her feet up – thus providing employment to three men, not counting the out-of-shot light stand – were breathtaking. But I hope you will not entirely abandon scholastic, prison or other more plausible themes.
With the greatest respect
‘Humble petitioner’
I’m tempted to reply, sitting here as I am with my feet up on the slave who brought me your letter, that you cannot consider human furniture to be ‘unrealistic’ until you have been made to try it properly. However, although my own slaves do serve as inanimate objects, I have to say it is rarely practical. As with so many things in life, most males turn out to be less effective – and less intelligent – than simple pieces of wood, and they cost more in upkeep. I don’t know what you mean about branding being less realistic, though.
As for Vigilante Vixens, although names and other details have been changed because of this country’s absurd laws criminalising such activities, the girls and their exploits are quite real. Try visiting some of the seedier nightclubs in a certain city on the Humber and making yourself obnoxious (shouldn’t be too difficult) to a group of three attractive girls and you might even feature in a future instalment! G-L. L.

My dear Lucia
Like several of your correspondents, I am a contentedly tyrannical wife. I wasn’t always so: either tyrannical or contented. Although it is fair to say that I was probably the leading partner in our marriage, it was not until I discovered that he’d been losing half our income every month through gambling, that I decided to take absolute control. Even that was not really intended – I was going to divorce the bastard, but in a moment of fury, I slapped him hard around the face. To my surprise, he didn’t really protest, so I did it again. Two days later I bought a cane and in the shop where I found it, I saw a copy of your magazine. A week later, he was wearing a chastity belt and no longer had access to any of our funds, except a small allowance for daily expenses and a credit card for emergencies, the bill for which is rigorously inspected. A slave, in short, in a lifetime of service for the money he stole from me.
Recently I read in a very different magazine that gambling should be considered an addiction and treated with understanding, rather than condemnation. I thought this was funny enough to make him read it out, while bent over a chair while I cracked my belt across his backside. But it made me think that perhaps he needed to gamble and I was being unfair in not allowing him to do so. Indeed, I had taken him to the opposite extreme: a life governed by rigid, absolute rules. So instead I have begun to make use of little games of chance.
His chastity regime is the obvious one. I used to occasionally grant him an orgasm, which of course he would administer himself as I was quite happy to renounce any interest in his nasty little thing when this marriage ceased to be one between equals. Now, when I decide to allow him such pleasure, he only gets a chance. Ten cards are dealt from a deck without face cards. I then add between one and four jacks and between one and four queens. He draws cards until he has a jack: that is his orgasm card. At that point, I count up the number of dots on any other cards he has drawn. He will receive that many strokes with the tawse before being allowed to masturbate, and the same number after. As for the number of queens, that is the number of times he will be kneed in the balls once he has finished and is good and tender down there. He is not allowed to choose not to play. As you can imagine, if I put only one jack and four queens in, he has sixteen cards to choose from and may find himself holding a ‘hand’ of many unpleasant things before finally receiving the chance to use his hand for a different purpose. I expect that, as a gambler, he finds it all rather thrilling.
I have also taken to turning many of his meals into surprises. He sits at the table on a low stool, his wrists tied behind his back, a tight blindfold over his eyes. I bring his meal in a big low bowl, set it down in front of him and – before he has had any real chance to process the smell – grab the hair at the back of his head and shove his face down into it. There he must remain, slurping and swallowing, until I decide enough of it has been eaten. Very occasionally he gets a nice meal – just so that there’s always that smidgeon of hope, to be dashed. More usually, though, he finds his face being mashed down into at best a bowl of cold baked beans or slightly mashed lumps of long-boiled turnip or swede, more usually mere leftovers like potato peelings with cold bacon rind. Occasionally, the meal is not really food at all, but he has to eat it anyway: he put away a good helping of dandelions one summer day and on another occasion, he munched his way through my hair, after I’d had it cut fashionably short. I bought a few tins of dog foods and cat food and greatly enjoyed his look of horror as he saw me put them in the cupboard. So far, all I have given him is cold meat stew and fish paste – neither particularly pleasant but at least notionally fit for human consumption. After each of those meals, he went to the cupboard to check the number of tins and looked very relieved. One day soon, there will be one fewer…
His beatings are of course covered by the same system. Once he has been strapped across the whipping bench, I place a coin on the floor below his face. When I have finished, I pick it up (sometimes it is flecked with tears) and flip it. Needless to say, if it comes up tails, the beating is simply repeated. With the coin replaced, of course, ready for another flip at the end. Once he scored four tails in a row! It was on a heavy beating too: twenty with the strap. I was quite exhausted after dealing out one hundred belters, so I was almost as relieved as he was, when the fifth toss came up heads. Well… I suppose he must have been much more relieved, really, but it does bring home how silly gambling is, don’t you think, Lucia? I cannot see the attraction in it, myself, and I think my dear husband might be coming round to my way of thinking on that.
Yours in certainty
Vera
A wife should hold all the cards, Vera! Men are prone to addictions and we should exploit those ruthlessly. The ultimate addiction, of course, is to a superior woman. Gambling itself is simply one more indication that a male cannot be trusted with money and should hand it over to someone better than himself. Your husband seems to be learning the real meaning of gambling, which is that it is an activity for losers. G-L. L.

Dear Lady Lucia
How do dominatrices manage to suppress their natural feminine tenderness sufficiently to treat their clients with the harshness they require?
Yours in puzzlement
Toby
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Oh dear, I haven’t laughed this much since Office Slave 4 got his humbler caught in the electric fan! G-L. L.

Dear Goddess-Lady Lucia
How I enjoy the tales of enforced male chastity in your delightful magazine. I first locked a cock away when I was just nineteen and I am now the proud owner of a keyring on which jangle eleven keys to control male arrogance and lust. Eleven ‘men’ out there, working in offices, buying things in shops, ordering a meal in a restaurant and all secretly under my absolute control. And don’t they know it! Men think about sex all the time and mine are no different, no matter how much they try to suppress it!
It is their frustration that I enjoy the most – I don’t think I’d find half so much pleasure in knowing a man had been castrated so as to lose the urge completely. Initially I tried to impose as tight an enclosure as possible but I have come to realise that ‘less can be more’, in that a penis restrained just enough to begin to become erect but prevented from anything more imposes a constant hell of frustration. Any man on my keyring is lucky if I’ve squeezed his entire ‘manhood’ into a tight tube. More usually, only the top half is entubed, leaving scope for a short length of pink pork at the base to swell up to no purpose whatsoever, except frustrated impotence. How delightfully they twitch! And such a half-erection is almost impossible to dispel. A sort of steel corset just below the glans is another option – it might only enclose an inch or so, but a strong swelling below and even some purple engorgement above it does no good if that inch is tightly constrained!
My latest triumph is the no-tube chastity lock. I had one of my longer-serving boys pierced and ringed through his foreskin and then the through little bit of flesh behind the balls. A short chain, secured with a tiny padlock, connects the two. After experimentation with chain lengths, I have arranged things so he can swell somewhat, pulling the chain taut as it does so, but remains pointing down at about an angle of four o’clock and is never close to being straight. I rubbed and stroked to check and it is just not quite in a position to enable orgasm. And I believe in that position it is quite painful… which, as I have pointed out, is his own fault for being unable to control his lustful thoughts. Although of course I know quite well he can do no such thing! And anyway, I encourage the lustful thoughts with all manner of little ‘glimpses’ as I love to dress provocatively around my locked-up lads.
An occasional orgasm is useful, in a boy’s early years of chastity, to make sure he doesn’t lose that most unbearable of agonies: hope. I like to make them as difficult as possible. There’s a muddy field behind my house and when I’ve awarded a lucky boy a brief and precious release, I like to hurl the key far into it, to give him the fun of looking for it. They always find them, eventually, unless of course I’ve palmed the key when pretending to throw it and it isn’t there at all!
My next project is to find a way of allowing full erection but no orgasm. Some sort of rigid box in which no touching or manipulation of the penis would be possible. I am not sure whether this would be more or less frustrating than a half-erection, but there is only one way to find out! An initial experiment found the subject frantically wiggling his bottom from side to side in the hope of getting his engorged cock to slap against the sides hard enough to stimulate orgasm, which was quite amusing to watch. To be big enough to ensure this doesn’t happen, the attachment would have to be too large to wear in public, though, alas. But we’ll see how we go.
Yours in control
Melissa
Always a pleasure to hear from a fellow keyholder. Yes, I suppose once a male has been castrated things get a bit boring but the process itself is great fun, as is the reaction of other males once they know you’ve done it. Male lust is a filthy thing but it’s delightful to restrict and control it and in doing so, to control the male himself.

Most Sublime Empress Lucia [Not really my title but I suppose it has a certain ring. G-L. L.]
I was blown away by the simply stunning image of your divine form in the photograph accompanying the editorial in Empress Issue 6. You do quite literally have a body to die for. [I do and can prove it – but I prefer not to supply details, in order to avoid petty legal annoyances. G-L. L.] I did wonder, though, about the corset. It looks magnificent on you, of course, but it also looks awfully tight. Is a tight-laced corset not an age-old device for the male subjugation of women?
With head bowed low
Acolyte of Lucia
The opinions you express in your letter are not entirely wrong, which is actually quite good by the standards of most male correspondents, so I will provide a proper answer. I find the snug embrace of a corset quite empowering, knowing as I do the effect it has on weak-minded perverts such as yourself. I make sure it is not over-tightened, through the simple mechanism of whipping my dressing slave savagely if it is not fitted precisely as I like it. I do like to remind my slaves from time to time of their role in suffering to atone for the millennia of male oppression, though, by tight-lacing them in special canvas corsets I have had made. I like to leave them nearly breathless, and if I do occasionally overdo it, they are usually quick to let me know by passing out, and I loosen the stays as soon as I no longer have anything more important to do.
However, I think you need to think very hard – and at length and in pain – about “it also looks awfully tight”. Are you saying I’m fat? Not that there is anything wrong with ladies being large – I have a friend who has hugely put on weight since ensnaring a harem of slaves with her previously svelte body and she takes great delight in standing or sitting on them. It makes them delightfully miserable! But I am a perfect shape, as I am a perfect everything. Get to a phone box in Soho and make an appointment with the largest lady advertising disciplinary services on a card in there. Buy a strong corset from one of the many ‘private shops’ in the area and buy an instant camera if you don’t have one. Then in your session, ask her to tight-lace you, dangle you from a hook and whip you hard. You may find it necessary to say you do not need a safeword and to be gagged. Then make sure she takes a photo showing the results, with a placard reading “I regret my insolent words to Goddess-Lady Sublime Empress Lucia”, along with a recent newspaper to prove the date and send it to me. I don’t need (or want) to see your face but I do want to see welts, dozens of them. G-L. L.

Most Perfect Goddess-Lady
I have just read Volume 3 Issue 6 of your excellent magazine: another wonderful edition, which gave me many hours of pleasure [How revolting. G-L. L.].
I’m particularly enjoying the continuing saga of the cadets at the Birchwood Detention Centre. I spent many happy hours as a boy reading school stories and it’s wonderful to see that genre transferred into such a thrilling setting, with anxieties over upcoming exams focused on caning techniques rather than geography, and rivalries not over winning the house cup but rather over the production figures from the detainees’ forced labour in the quarry. The treatment of poor Angela’s ‘pash’ for Senior Section Leader Diana was genuinely moving, as she sat in mute admiration watching the powerful girl administer a 50-stroke thrashing, and I do hope that she finds the courage (I won’t say ‘spunk’) to admit her adoration and that it will be requited. Obviously, I’m greatly enjoying the way lesbianism is treated much more explicitly than in a traditional gymslip novel. I’ve been so captivated by these tales that I started enthusing about them just the other day to a lady I met in a café, who turned out to be a fellow devotee of school stories, and I briefly forgot that your magazine is ‘top shelf’. She innocently asked what the ‘very different setting’ was in the stories I was talking about and I panicked and off the top of my head I said it was a school for young witches and wizards! She looked interested and said she was trying to become an author and would I mind if she took that idea for her new novel? I said it was fine, of course, but I can’t see that catching on.
Say Arrghh! was genuinely scary, particularly the moment the helplessly immobilised Andrew realises who his new dentist really is. For those who might consider the story unrealistically brutal, I can only say that I know a couple going through a bad divorce and I could well believe that one or the other would wield the drill just as Linda did in this macabre tale, if given the chance.
The photographs illustrating the punk girl Tracy in Young Offenders were simply stunning. If I ever met the lady in question, I would fall to my knees without regard for any public setting we might be in and beg for permission to kiss her shoes. Her contemptuous gaze at the social worker who is trying to reform her, and the icy glee with which she shows him who is boss and who the ‘underclass’ are signs of a truly dominant personality. I realise of course that most of the ladies featured in your magazines are models but this one, surely, is the genuinely sadistic article. How I crave – and would quail – to meet her!
Yours in awe
Slave Cecil
It is a source of never-ending wonder to me how readers of this magazine can be so wrong and self-deluding, so much of the time. ‘Tracy’ is indeed a model, from a local agency called Rising Talent, selected in part on the basis of her size, as the photographer had the punky fetish outfit already. She arrived in her Mum’s car and found the whole set-up hysterically funny: the icy glee you picked up was her attempt to control her laughter as the ‘social worker’ crawled, grovelled and licked her shoes at her bidding. She was later picked up by her boyfriend, who didn’t approve of any of it but was mollified when assured she had not exposed her tits.
Anyway, keep buying the magazine, imbecile, it’s all you’re good for. Here’s an extra photo of Tracy, to encourage you.She did a good job, so I provided the agency name in case genuine photographers want to contact her but perverts hoping to be humiliated beneath her contemptuous mocking are warned she has a rather annoying, nasal laugh. And there is that boyfriend… G-L. L.


Dear Lady Lucia
Once again, I thought you and your readers might be interested in hearing of one of my weirder clients. Now, when a dominatrix like myself speaks of a client being ‘weird’ I expect most people might start imagining exotic rubber costumes, spiked whips and huge mis-shapen dildos. To a dominatrix those are everyday matters, while even milder activities than these – shoe-licking, spanking, bondage and the like – are activities most vanilla women would never contemplate. I suspect many women might well enjoy subjugating a man through these techniques, if only in play, but I don’t mind them missing out: if my clients could get what they needed at home, I’d be out of a job.
No, this client is weird not in the normal way but in a weirder way. He wants to be treated unpleasantly, in a vanilla manner: by a nagging, I’ll even say ‘bitchy’ (a word not permitted to my slaves but the rules do not apply to me) manner.
He arrives and I let him in through the front door, then I go into my living room, closing the door behind me. I sit in an armchair and after a while there is a timid knock on the door, his head pops around and he says something cliched like “Hello, darling, I’m home!”
“About time” I might say, not looking up from my magazine, and I hold a hand out expectantly. “Pay day, isn’t it?”
“Err, yes, dear” he stammers and hands me the envelope with my tribute. I open it and leaf through.
“It’s… it’s all there, dear” he says nervously.
“Such as it is” I sneer. “Still too scared to ask Mr Turnball for a pay-rise, I suppose.” (as far as I am aware the names he has asked me to use are real – of course I have changed them here!).
“Well… it hasn’t really been a good time, dear…lately.”
“Fucked something up again, did you?” I say.
“Well, erm…” he stammers and launches into a complicated explanation, which I cut off with a weary wave of my hand.
“Oh shut up. I expect George Harcourt got a nice big bonus, did he?” (George Harcourt sounds like a great success at work – and also seems to be the office stud. I make frequent references to his likely sexual prowess, in our rows).
“Well, Yes, I think he did, dear, but…”
“Didn’t I tell you to shut up?” I snap, glaring at him. Of course, had he not replied, I would have been equally furious about that! I aim to be unrelentingly unfair.
I silently screw the empty envelope up into a ball and chuck it onto the floor, then pointedly resume reading my magazine.
After a while I snap “Well? Aren’t you going to pick that up? Or do I have to sit surrounded by rubbish?”
He has to pick the litter up and transfer it to the rubbish bin, and as he does so my critical eye spots more items that need picking up, cleaning, or tidying away.
And so it goes on, my persona remaining relentlessly unreasonable and critical. I might find fault with him for not having bought some item I’d asked for on his way home, I’ll usually criticise his clothing and appearance and on one occasion I had him moving heavy items of furniture around, before eventually deciding I preferred it as it was and having him put them all back. All these tasks, of course, he carries out under my critical eye and fails dismally, every time.
He’s not the only client of mine who receives treatment of this nature, but for others it is invariably a precursor to ‘heavier’ activities that are more recognisably BDSM. But for him, there is a line he does not want crossed: he might be made to take my boots off, but not to lick them; I might throw my drink in his face but not pee or spit on him; he will certainly carry out little housework tasks at my direction, but not dressed as a maid, and so on. There is physical interaction: I might shove or drag him, possibly by the hair, but no ‘impact play’, not even face-slapping or kicking.
This continues for well over an hour. I have to be creative! Although, fortunately for me, long uncomfortable silences are also part of it, so I have as much planning time as I like. I am in control, after all. At one or more points I will burst out in frustration with something like “Oh, shut up! I can’t stand hearing your whiny, pathetic voice any more! God, you’re annoying!” and he shuts the fuck up. Sometimes I then ignore him, sometimes I stare resolutely at him (and he cannot meet my eyes when I do this – my stare is fierce!). Until the hectoring begins again.
No matter which of his many failings and weaknesses I have chosen to pick on, the last theme of the session is always the same: his sexual inadequacy. I make sure to leave at least half an hour for this, to allow me to go into the subject thoroughly and viciously. I make sure to cover all aspects, beginning of course with the length (and shape) of his penis, then disparaging his technique and his stamina (although frankly, given how bad I make the experience of sex with him sound, it is hard to understand why I would be disappointed in how little of it he can produce). I make comparisons to other men of whom I have had experience and also explain exactly what my female friends say, when I tell them all the sordid details.
He’s usually crying at this point. In our first session, I went briefly out of scene to check he was all right, but of course he was and I had to make it up to him by being extra unpleasant for a while!
Eventually I throw down a porn mag – of the most tawdry and garish variety – for him to masturbate to, while I continue to tell him what I think of him. If he comes immediately I sneer at how quick he’s been and how that would never satisfy a woman; if he takes longer I suggest he’s getting old and losing what little virility he has. He cannot win – obviously.
Then it finishes and we go ‘out of scene’ but, as with many of my clients, I sense little desire to talk, so I remain fairly distant until he departs.
Departs for what? Presumably not a home run by the real-life version of the harridan I become for his two hour session? Maybe a sweet, kind mousy wife who could never imagine how much more energetic their sex life would be if she only treated him unpleasantly? Or perhaps to no one, except his fantasy? Unlike many of my clients, though, he surely at least has a chance of meeting the woman of his dreams. In my experience, there are plenty of them around and it seems a shame if one of the very few men who might obtain some pleasure from the experience of being married to one, cannot find anyone to hen-peck him the way he needs. Except me, at a considerable cost, of course, so I have no real objection!
In dominance
Mistress R
I suspect that many ‘nagging’ wives are frustrated dominatrices, unleashing their natural contempt for their husbands in a manner that this patriarchal society accepts. If they could only liberate themselves sufficiently to just pick up a belt and start adding physical pain to the mental anguish they deal out to their lesser halves, I expect it would be a relief to both partners!
That said, I do sometimes miss being really unpleasant and unfair to ‘ordinary’ men. Obviously, I am vicious beyond imagining to my slaves but with them it is all ‘I’m so sorry, Mistress’ and ‘Thank you, Mistress’. There is pleasure to be had in ruining the life of a male who believes that he deserves better and clings onto some hope of fair or loving treatment. I used to adore making boys fall in love with me, then breaking them in two: crushing their pathetic little hopes and humiliating them utterly with harsh words. But that only works in a vanilla relationship. If you’ve got some lad’s bollocks wired up with electrodes, he’s generally not too bothered about being called a useless maggot. Perhaps it’s time I put myself back on the market and had a little fling or two. I need a couple more slaves, anyway.
As for your client, I can’t understand his motivation for the simple reason that I have not tried. Feral men are horrible, disgusting creatures. It gladdens my heart to think that some are trapped in loveless, abusive marriages. Good to know as well that, for those who are not, a professional alternative is available. G-L. L.

Most esteemed Goddess-Lady Lucia
I have been reading your magazine for a few years now, and I have a few suggestions for improvements. [I have a few suggested improvements to make to you as well, but I’m not sure British obscenity laws allow me to print them. So just piss off. G-L. L.]

Most Imposing Goddess-Lady
I was wondering what process you use to put your wonderful magazine together. Have you joined the desktop publishing revolution? I hear computers can do wonderful things these days.
Yours submissively
‘Curious’
No computers for me, Tedious. I can’t see how they’d ever have any place in femdom. No: Empress is, and always will be, put together by hand, using text and images printed on photographic paper, on a linotype machine, owned by the manager of a local print firm, who is in turn owned by me. He takes the ‘copy’ and prints it, the text all in long columns, late at night after his workers have gone home, then delivers it here. He arrives early in the morning and waits until my subeditor slave has inspected it and reported to me that it is free of errors (he sometimes has to wait a while, after a long night, as I often sleep late, but that doesn’t matter). I usually don’t bother to see him in person, but sometimes he gets a slap for his trouble.
Then it’s time to ‘paste up’ the copy. The process is quite straightforward. I sit in an armchair, usually with a glass of chilled white wine, and my slaves bring me the pasted-up layout boards (one to each page) as they complete them using hot wax to fix the photographic paper, with scalpels to cut the text to length and trim each photo to the right size. There’s a lot that can go wrong: sometimes the strips of text are slightly wonky, or a photo is not trimmed neatly, or my glass of wine is empty without being refilled, or one of the magazine slaves looks at me in a way I don’t like – so I am usually kept quite busy with a tawse or a riding whip. You might be surprised at how much whipping is actually required to produce a magazine of this length, to my exacting standards. Sometimes a page has been pasted up neatly, but when I see the finished version I realise it would be better laid out a different way. Occasionally, the pages themselves are fine, but some idiot has failed to ensure that the right text runs from one page to the next, or that the photos match the story! So I’m often hard at work whipping, screaming abuse, kicking and so on, for several hours – it’s exhausting!
At last, we have a fully pasted-up magazine. It is presented to me by a trembling subeditor for a final check, page by page, then if all is well, the magazine slaves are kicked back down into the squalid cellar in which they pass the rest of their miserable little lives and the copy is sent to a printing press. The arrangement for printing and distribution is, sadly, merely a commercial one, in which I undergo the indignity of actually having to pay for services that could perfectly well be rendered for free – and if anything goes wrong, there’s no one I can whip (well… no one actually responsible. Someone gets whipped, obviously). If any readers have a large printing works, preferably along with distribution arrangements with all the seedier newsagents and porn shops in the country, and would like to work for me for no reward except abuse and beatings, please get in touch!
And then you go off to buy it, take it home wrapped in paper, in your excited shaking hands, then wank off to it, don’t you, ‘Tedious’? Would the wanking be any less satisfying if one column of text were a little askew, or if there were faint marks on the paper from inadequate cleaning of surplus wax? I suppose not, but I am a perfectionist and I take pride in making sure that even the slightest imperfection is thoroughly regretted by the slave responsible.
This text responding to your letter is particularly special, as these are the musings of the goddess-lady herself. Some slave will be reading these holy words right now, as he pastes up the letters pages. Are you trying to control your trembling hand as you trim down the side of the column with your scalpel, slave? If my words appear in any way that falls short of perfection… if they are not at a perfect angle of ninety degrees from the horizontal… if you leave just the smallest speck of extra wax distorting the appearance of even one letter… Don’t displease me, slave. I am always watching, and I am very hard to please! G-L. L.

Dear Lady Lucia
Me and my friend Jackie wanted to write to thank you, as your story A Nice Little Earner from three years ago inspired the two us to run our own little blackmail operation, and a very nice little earner it has turned out to be!
We decided not to leave as much to chance as the lucky lady who discovered her victim’s little secret in your story. Instead, we have set up a pervert trap for knicker-thieves and similar, leaving exciting articles of underwear temptingly available, then cashing in when some sad bastard falls for it. We started small, but nowadays have quite the hi-tech set-up, inspired by a BBC programme called Foxwatch. Over the years we have made use of of a hi-tech camera shop, whose pathetic, lonely but usefully obsessive staff fondly imagine we have set up a system to capture the nocturnal activity of badgers, foxes and the like. In fact, our targets are much lower forms of life: male vermin.
Our garden is visible from a main road, and reasonably accessible down a side passage, via a gate with a temptingly broken latch. A washing line full of lingerie is often visible, the bras and knickers (and occasional more exotic items like corsets and teddies) flapping excitingly in the wind, and often left there overnight. We have motion sensors to trigger cameras, usually starting with night vision equipment but then switching on a set of floodlights for capturing high-quality well-lit portraits of any miscreants. The ‘broken’ gate then locks automatically and we come down with baseball bats and mace spray to see what we have caught in our trap. It wouldn’t be impossible to escape the garden, for a quick-thinking professional burglar, but these guys are like rabbits caught in the headlights – almost literally. Even if they do manage to flee, their faces are captured on film and we keep an eye out in local pubs and shops.
And captured they truly are. We threaten to go to the Police, of course. The penalties for stealing girls’ knickers aren’t all that severe – a fine for a first offence – but of course it is the humiliation and public exposure that most of our prey seek to avoid. If they’re unsure, we have newspaper clippings reporting the trials of the three (so far) men who have called our bluffs, full of horrifying quotes from the judges like “An apparently upstanding member of the community, who chose to satisfy his filthy desires by unlawfully stealing the property of these innocent, and understandably traumatised, young ladies.”. Nice one, judge! I’ll bet he’s a filthy pervert himself, though, with a boner throughout the trial.
The alternative to being arrested is us imposing whatever sentence we see fit. Over time, we have come to impose three different kinds of penalties: fines, community service and penance. It is obvious what ‘fines’ are. We were naïve at first, just demanding some cash for a shopping trip to treat ourselves, and doubtless leaving the sweating men enormously relieved with how easily they had got away. But this has now become our livelihood, so we take our time, usually a week or so: finding out how much each of our captives earns and has in savings, demanding bank statements and so on. We have a rough rule of fining them three months income as a one-off, then ten percent for three years (we have not yet reached the three years for anyone on that arrangement and we’ll have to decide whether to stop or just extend it when we do – I think extend, what are they going to do: sue us?). Married men pay half as much again, as an extra ‘wife tax’, because they’re more scared.
Then there’s community service – the community in question being Jackie and me of course! This began with a bloke who pleaded that he could not afford the fine, as he was so in debt already. My response was just that this was tough titties for him and he shouldn’t be stealing knickers if he was in financial difficulties, but Jackie pointed out we couldn’t get money off someone declared bankrupt and he might even prefer to be reported to the Police. So we let him work off his debt and we had such fun making him do that at the princely sum of £1.15 per hour, which is the rate the Government pays in its ‘Youth Opportunities’ scheme. My brother was on that for three months and he said the people running it were bastards (but Jackie and me are much worse!). After a while, we started to impose community service even on rich wankers who could afford to pay us a lot of money – in fact, particularly on them. They do gardening, errands, housework… everything except laundry, as we’re not having the filthy scum handling our clothes! If we don’t have enough for them to do around our place, we send them out cleaning dog-shit off the streets for a day.
Finally, there is penance. Not everyone gets a penance, but most do, especially if they try arguing about the other stuff. Penance is… just anything unpleasant that we decide we want to make them do! It doesn’t benefit anyone, it’s just cruelty. We’re both becoming crueller but Jackie has really started to go for it lately – good thing it’s only these scum that are suffering! We’ve tried caning and belting them on their hands and arses – and it’s OK, I suppose but it feels a bit ritualised. Plus some of the public schoolboys might even enjoy it, although I should say there’s nothing playful in how we do it. But we make them walk miles in the driving rain, or they have to eat worms or lick the shit off the tires of my motorbike, or something. We sometimes turn to the pages of Empress for inspiration – or make a perve pick a page and a paragraph at random – but there’s a bit too much caning and some of the stuff is too sexual. Once one of our perves found himself staring at a paragraph involving chilli pepper sauce injected into the pee-hole – and very amusing it was, but he had to do it himself, ‘cos we certainly weren’t touching him down there! He was a bit reluctant but Jackie soon had him begging to be allowed to do it, after a vigorous kneeing. She’s getting quite creative, too: we’ve got a plug-in standalone radiator that gets hot (but not red-hot, like a bar fire) and she’s arranged things so a perve has to stand there on tiptoes to keep his cock and balls from resting on the scorching surface. For as long as she likes – she forgot about one once, and went to bed! But he survived. They always survive, like cockroaches.
One little humiliation we like to impose is that they have to go shopping to buy more of the lingerie we use as bait. I’m sure lots of men do buy that stuff for their wives, girlfriends and mistresses but our lot inevitably look so furtive as they do it, that the staff must clock them as the knicker-sniffers or trannies they are!
I said we baited our trap deliberately and that we don’t catch our victims by chance, but there’s been one exception. I went for a run in some old trainers once, and when I came home, Jackie insisted that I leave them outside the back door. The alarms and lights went off that night, and when we came down, we were surprised to find the washing line undisturbed, but what turned out to be some very fine photos of a scrawny young bloke lovingly laying his hands on my smelly trainers! So we leave those out occasionally too, and we’ve just ordered a pair of tacky red fetish boots and we’ll see if those get any takers!
One last thing. About three months ago, we got the alarms and the lights and we went down to see what we’d caught but no one was there. That’s not so unusual – occasionally the perverts have the presence of mind and athleticism to gap it over the hedge. Nothing gone from the line, either, which is rarer as the floodlights don’t go off straight away and our targets have usually been caught on night vision helping themselves to a few lacy items by that point. But when we developed the film, we couldn’t see anyone at first, either. Until Jackie spotted a pair of glowing eyes at the bottom of one picture, and we realised that our pervewatch system had in fact photographed a badger, just like it was officially set up to do! Poor little thing, it must have had such a shock. Jackie was quite upset – she can’t abide cruelty to animals.
So we adjusted the sensors and now if anyone comes into our garden, he can get away with it as long as he crawls on his belly all the time, dragging himself across the grass and dirt. If any of your readers happen to catch sight over a wall of a pair of knickers they fancy, perhaps they should try that – just in case they’ve chanced upon our place!
Yours in the money
Emma
Congratulations on your pervewatch programme. It sounds like you are being admirably inhumane to the vermin caught on camera. G-L. L.
