











It’s the best sort.





This lovely lady is Amy Hunter, whose wooden spoon Servitor has been privileged to have felt on several occasions (and I can confidently say I failed to take it like a man’ on any one of them).

Just don’t. And the easiest way to avoid doing so by accident is just not to speak at all in her presence, unless in response to a direct question.






The elegant and fabulous Mistress Eleise, looking fabulously elegant. Fans of this elegantly fabulous look just might want to take a furtive look here, although of course you certainly did not hear that from me.
… as long as she likes, whether behaviour improves or not, quite frankly.






So here’s some made-up nonsense instead. More implausible accounts from the bleeding edge of World War M. Because no woman is truly free until all men are enslaved.






Poetry (and song) day – again! They said he wouldn’t do it! They said he had no talent! They were half right.






… as it’s a lot easier than taking her punishment. Often I have to do both, of course, but I’m sure it’s in my best interests.

















And here’s Captain Sensible performing ‘Wot’ on French TV, because pourquoi pas?

So don’t argue.





