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Hmmm… nothing springs to mind. Still, as long as the two of you are talking about it, that’s a good start. |
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There’s also a scheme now to get paid to feed power back into the grid, which might explain why so many dommes these days have started offering treadmill sessions. |
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All kinds of feelings can be communicated through dance: humiliation, shame, timidity… it’s a very expressive medium. |
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He won’t be able to afford to pay for any more domination sessions, poor chap, but maybe he’ll have had his fill of that sort of thing by then. |
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Fortunately it is a mistake that is easy to rectify. Easy for the person doing the actual rectifying, anyway. |
…why do you have to be a ball-breaker? Is it a lesson that I never knew?
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It’s not the activities she’s horrified by, it’s the price list. I mean, for something that literally anyone can do, without any training. |
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Ah well, you wanted a heavy pain session, right? Why else forget Mistress’s birthday? |
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Some things do actually try to happen. But none of it leads to anything, so it’s really all the same. |
Yes, it’s the latest in the increasing desperate series of posts using titles from songs that somehow include a version of the word ‘turn’. It’s driving me mad, just another way of passing the day.
As in ‘turning points‘.
… that’s what most men need.
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She’s getting mixed signals here. Fortunately, the ones she’s giving are entirely consistent. |
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Thank goodness for that. |
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My own SO avoids this problem by only fucking guys who despise me. Fortunately, that doesn’t restrict her freedom of action at all. |
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Honestly, given the choice between fucking her and fucking you, it’s hard to see how anyone could prefer not to play it straight. But some guys have weird sexual preferences. I’ve heard. |
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Actually, I have a funny story about a pair of masturbation gloves and some nettles. Well… it was funny at the time, anyway. For her. |
Right… ten more years then. The terrible teens begin here. How terrible can they be? Let’s find out, shall we?
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He should be thankful. Not for anything in particular – just generally, all the time. |
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Regrettably, he won’t be perfect for long. She breaks things. |
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It is a good one. Here’s another: what do you do if you see a blonde undressing, through an open window? Eight years hard labour! Do you get it? Maybe one day you will. |
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Look at the lovely lady on the right, there. Rightly proud of her work. |
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‘Something plausibly similar to male genitalia’ is the best some of us can hope for. |
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Looks like all those caning fantasies are going to come true. |
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Bad Pookie. Just imagine being close to thinking about disobeying her like that! On second thoughts, don’t imagine it… she wouldn’t approve. |
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If there was anything she could do to make you feel better, she’d do it – you know that, right? |
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Anyway, maybe some of the other patrons would like to skip the queue too. |
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Ooh – the tips of her shoes look just like the inside of my chastity belt! Maybe we could strike up a conversation, now I know we’ve something in common. |
And, of course:
My SO looked a bit worried when I asked her to ‘feminise’ me. She gently explained that no matter how hard I tried, I’d never make a convincing woman. Even if I were to try to mimic feminine behaviour such as intelligence, competence, courage and leadership, I simply could not get away with it. So obviously she was immensely relieved when I explained that all I meant was that I wanted to be dressed in a frilly pink dress and ordered to flounce around with a pout on my excessively made-up face. I was soon happily across her lap having my naughty little knickered bottom spanked and shrieking like a little girl, so that was all right.
I don’t think I’d want to be a real woman anyway. Too much responsibility. And not enough chores.
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She looks lovely in it. And you’ll look lovely ironing it, too. |
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It’s hard to believe anyone could be so cruel, contemptuous and dismissive… and not even charge for it. |
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Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid sissy co-workers. |
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How sweet. I can understand why women are attracted to lesbianism. The thing I find incomprehensible is that some women aren’t. |
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It is after all, voluntary slavery, so you should accept all her orders of your own free will. Otherwise you’re not doing it right, and she’ll have to step in. |
But the world would be a grey and soul-less place if we only did things that were strictly ‘necessary’, don’t you think? Sometimes we have to live a little.
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Her leadership style is simultaneously ‘top down’ and ‘bottom up’ if you can imagine such a thing.* |
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He thought she’d bought them to present him masturbating. But that turned out to be the other package she’d had delivered, the heavier one. |
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Why not both? Freak pays and fucks off. It’s a win-win-lose, which sounds ideal. |
* Very, very long-term readers might notice that I made this joke once before, around 2012 or so, to which I can only reply ‘Have you ever considered getting a life?’**
** My own is largely unused, if anyone wants it.