Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur. That way you’ll get a proper job done.
![Swallow or a whipping - or both](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FTcgLBaEpws/UALUG5B5ySI/AAAAAAAABpY/BeS-ugaM0bA/s640/SC_Caption_Swallow2.jpg) |
Don’t worry about the bruises. Most clients like them. |
![Prom date humiliation](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0qJIfcwYDqE/UALUHx68DvI/AAAAAAAABpg/OHcdEQ8PKbY/s640/SC_Caption_HotDate.jpg) |
It’s not your fault. I’m sure she won’t be taking it out on you. |
![Spanking disciplinary wife](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9IoeT8cythE/UALUJBqdmkI/AAAAAAAABpo/Byz5Q1LBNXg/s640/SC_Caption_InterestingIdea.jpg) |
I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length. |
![Lesbian lust but not for you](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HEUdmzfkg-Q/UALUKN37S8I/AAAAAAAABps/Y2ztCEHDcU4/s640/SC_Caption_Fixed.jpg) |
Don’t worry – most men experience depression post-castration. But do you know what? No one gives a shit. So that’s OK. |
![Crushing an insect and your dreams](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nQP53I84eCk/UALULeN68wI/AAAAAAAABp4/axzQZ2BVEGo/s400/SC_Caption_CrushDiscussion.jpg) |
That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach. |