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Actually, I often find myself lying awake at night thinking about some tiny little thing or other. |
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Sounds ideal. If you’re wondering how occasional the kinky sex is planned to be, the answer is that it depends very much on the other stuff. |
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How does she know I’m creepy? I haven’t even said anything creepy yet. |
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My SO’s boyfriend is quite broadminded and doesn’t object to her having a submissive as such – apparently it’s just me he can’t stand. |
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Yes. Much better not to know. |
…and as a special extra treat, and at the possible cost of infecting my computer with every virus from here to Sunday, as I looked for video-editing software, here is an animated GIF…
Woooo!
Well, I’m impressed. I mean by the way I was able to add the captions. I don’t mean by her. She is – obviously – truly… deeply impressive.