Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative.  But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.


So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.


Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though!  That’ll bring the traffic.


Onwards…






Colin dreams of maledom
A man can only be pushed so far.  Ithink he’s reaching his limits.









Not that he was high to begin with
It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now.  Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it?  He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. 




 
Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.
That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that.  Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway.  She’s a professional, you know.


She'll try Fibonaccir next
Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.


Cute, no?
Isn’t she kind?  Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning.  Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.


0 thoughts on “Even more femdom captions”

  1. Thank you. I like my style of captions too. And I like yours (if that's yours). I don't reblog, though – but consider it reblogged here in the comments!

  2. Good for you. That does sound like it would be thoroughly justified, as I'm sure your sexual sins are many. I mean, you're loomking at porn on the Internet, for a start… Let us know how it goes, if you manage to find someone with the right skills, motivation and sharp instruments.

    Thank you for commenting.

    Best wishes

    S

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