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| It’s good to be a dog. |
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| The pain from the spikes is all about her, too. |
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| It’s good to be a dog. |
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| The pain from the spikes is all about her, too. |
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| A 2% productivity boost from employing an intern for nothing? I think the shareholders are going to like those numbers – so open wide and don’t spill a drop. |
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| And then we’ll discuss office attire – she has some ideas for him on that. |
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| Surprisingly, given the efforts they’ve put into his training, poochie does not always do exactly as he’s told. |
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| Almost anything you like. |
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| That’s actually a joke: no woman has ever fallen asleep while having sexual intercourse with me. There just isn’t time. Or opportunity. |
It’s the only sort I get.
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| Interestingly, adult babies and other submissive employees are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the staff handbook relating to discrimination, bullying and abuse. |
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| It also means she has two boxes of chocolates to throw away instead of one. |
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| The rest of the room is decorated in the same style. |
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| Many men would pay a lot of money for that sort of experience. Not all their money, as he will, admittedly. But a lot. |
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| Phew. I was beginning to think I was going to have to get through this alone. Talking about how sexually frustrated I feel, with a bunch of other men, is going to help a lot. |
I’ll take it now.
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| Unlike some human women, though, they won’t insist on going again while you’re still completely drained from the last time. |
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| I took a personality test once. Apparently I don’t have one. |
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| Don’t worry, she’s obviously not going to drain you to an empty husk all in one go. Look at that figure – she probably limits herself to a couple of pints of blood a day. You might even last a week. |
…only time will tell if She is right or you are wrong.
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| Not do a good job at ‘good vigorous vanilla sex’? Little chance of that, I can assure you! Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life, baby! |
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| She later sold the house… said it contained too many memories. |
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| If this blog is still going in three years, I guess this isn’t really going to work. |
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| Looks like everyone’s having a slow, lazy afternoon. |
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| She actually found it quite traumatic to watch, as she did the three she watched later on in the holiday. But she bought the souvenir DVD anyway. |
Speaking of holiday – I’m going off on one, fnarr fnarr. So, usual CtD summer: with slightly faded but unused old captions published on a daily basis with minimal fuss. Watch this space… but don’t forget to refresh your screen, or it’ll be a long dull summer for you.
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| Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics |
Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here’s a sweet little move clip I found.
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| I’m encouraged already, actually. |
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| …and if I do? |
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| You can download an app that’ll translate any length of text into morse code. She discovered that the next day… |
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| The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal. |
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| You know, I’ve forgotten what I was going to ask about now. Often happens. Oh well. |
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| Remarkably, with that sniper rifle she can give herself an orgasm with an man who is anything up to a kilometre away. |
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| First dates can often be a bit embarassing… just go with it. |
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| Busy busy. |
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| You can get an app for it too. Every day, it doesn’t remind you. |
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| He thought if he told them he was a vicar they’d go easy on him. He was wrong. My friend who’s an investment banker had a similar experience but much, much worse. |
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| Fortunately, the balls don’t feel like the same thing either. No more worrying about that knee! But there are other things to worry about… |
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| I didn’t understand why it had to be so wide, but then I met Richard. |
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| Seven days in already, so counting down the days from 21 that’s only 14 to go? Or 83 if it’s 90. Whatever. |
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| Oh, I think – with all due respect – Madame Sarka is being unduly harsh on English, here. But then, she’s really good at being unduly harsh. |
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| Actually, the taste depends a lot more on what it had to eat a few hours earlier. |
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| Sometimes she fills the bag with ice, so as he’s sweating in the heat there, he gets some lovely cool drips of water. Usually, though, she doesn’t. |
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| I’m not worried. Just terrified. |
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| Well, all right. As long as I get to have my say on the subject. |
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| That’s fair. |
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| It’s actually doubly unfair to set particularly hard questions to boys, because we’re stupider. |
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| Hope she reads the instructions. Apparently, if you exceed the recommended dose, it can cause quite a lot of discomfort. I mean, more than the intended discomfort, obviously. |