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| And soon he’ll have a lot. |
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| If you do everything she says voluntarily then you don’t get whipped – so where’s the compulsion in that? |
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| Welcome to Plan A. |
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| Balloons? Anime cosplay? |
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| And soon he’ll have a lot. |
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| If you do everything she says voluntarily then you don’t get whipped – so where’s the compulsion in that? |
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| Welcome to Plan A. |
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| Balloons? Anime cosplay? |
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| It’s not that ironic. He strongly disapproved of it while it was being done to him, too – more so than ever, if anything. |
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| “We” did, although only only one of us did most of the actual talking, as I recall it. |
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| You might want to refer her to your own ‘FAM’ – that’s ‘Frantic Appeals for Mercy’ |
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| She also has a carving knife. |
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| Well, I’m… I mean they’re shoes, it’s no big… erm. Oh all right then. |
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| Her client minds. But no one cares what he thinks. |
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| Sounds complicated… I’ve forgotten the rules already. Good thing she’s got a whip. |
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| A lot of men are a bit resistant to having an implant, but I’ve never heard a man who had it complain, so maybe the best thing is just give it a go? |
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| Jeremy doesn’t complain, either. Obviously a very happy marriage. |
Now it’s your turn.
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| I suppose a little light felching’s not going to harm my heterosexual credentials. |
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| Brave? I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Janice does, though. |
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| Safewords only work if you’re actually safe. |
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| Goths, eh? Better humour her, she’s obviously very upset. |
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| Or unless they commit serious crimes, such as making sexist jokes or publishing disrespectful captioned images of famous actresses, obviously. |
I worship her divine shadow.
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| I’ve had a few bruising relationships myself, but I usually have to pay for them. |
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| Unless she forgets, obviously. |
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| It’s obviously preying on her mind, the poor thing. |
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| I pay a sex worker to have vanilla intercourse, once a month. She usually sends me a picture of the lucky guy. |
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| She’ll get round to yours. You just need to wait very patiently. Try shifting your weight from side to side a bit if your knees are starting to hurt. |
A quote, or nearly so, from George Eliot, who shamefully had to pretend to be a man to get published. What an embarassment that must be, for a woman. Do you suppose she had to make spelling mistakes, miss deadlines and generally dumb down in correspondence with her publisher, just to appear authetically male?
Still, the quotation is rather a lovely image, isn’t it? Here are some more.
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| Her impotence treatment works every time – it’s a remarkable medical breakthrough, actually. |
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| She seems nice. What a shame you’re nothing special. Better luck in Somalia. |
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| I understand in most modern social media platforms it’s just one of the standard tickboxes when you sign up. Of course, you can always choose “Don’t like to say” or “It’s complicated!” |
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| A really skilled domme can plant a billiard ball right up a slave’s anus from the far side of the table. |
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| If it’s any consolation, the male warders are all very nice indeed, as long as the inmates are nice to them. |
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| Love’s often not enough. |
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| When they called the next day, she had a glass of wine and a vibrator ready. You know: just to help her cope with the trauma. |
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| I would. I wonder what it would have felt like. |
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| Going to be a long, hot summer. |
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| More women suffer from having excessively deep vaginas than many men realise – almost everyone I’ve been on a date with has had that problem, remarkably. |
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| It’s a form of ‘one woman one vote’ system. |
I love this song. It’s got nothing at all to do with femdom, except in the sense that obviously no male could ever write something so great (unless inspired by a muse, I suppose). So: SFW warning if you click the link, yeah?
Right. On with the poppycock.
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| Or don’t be brave. To be honest, Trudy doesn’t really mind either way. |
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| Always a bit dull listening to someone describing their dream, isn’t it? Still: better humour her. Don’t want to be whipped. |
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| I wish she didn’t have to as well. So why does she? |
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| She’s not really looking to discuss this, by the way. She’s just sharing how she feels – it’s a Mars/Venus thing, yeah guys? Just go with it. |