I worship her divine shadow.
|I’ve had a few bruising relationships myself, but I usually have to pay for them.|
|Unless she forgets, obviously.|
|It’s obviously preying on her mind, the poor thing.|
|I pay a sex worker to have vanilla intercourse, once a month. She usually sends me a picture of the lucky guy.|
|She’ll get round to yours. You just need to wait very patiently. Try shifting your weight from side to side a bit if your knees are starting to hurt.|