Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any ‘less free’ just because from now on you can’t do or say anything your wife disapproves of? It’s just a different way of life, that’s all. |
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| Rubbing up against a tree? Sounds a bit kinky. |
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| She seems nice. |
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| Yes, let’s. |
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| What a lovely film that was. Especially the bath scene… |
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| I’ll just slip into something less comfortable before we start… |
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| Alan’s still a little nervous about the situation, OK? So nothing too freaky when he comes round. |
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| Still, she looks good in it. A bit of a waste if she doesn’t wear it often… it was quite expensive, after all. Still, I’m sure you don’t want her wearing something uncomfortable just for you, do you? |
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| If it’s any consolation, the amount of her time you’ll be getting for free would run into tens of thousands of pounds, if she were charging in a consensual session. |
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| That’s almost as good. And a lot cleaner. |
My girl (2 – the one with the sexier video – from the 1969 movie Sweet Charity).
I’ve always been a sucker for a ‘dominatrix ponytail’ – and there are a lot more of them in this clip from the original movie.
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| Sounds like the perfect evening to me. I think there might even be half a packet of Hob-nobs left. |
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| She can be very reasonable. Also, surprisingly unreasonable. But that’s married life. |
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| Serious stuff: Marcia’s job’s on the line here. I’ll keep you posted if there are any developments. |
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| He’s moved on. Why can’t she? |
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| There: the science has proved it. ‘Men are almost as fully human as women’. I shall have to make sure my SO reads this. Perhaps she’ll start treating me as a near-equal. |
They go together so well. More common than you might think.
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| In the – very unlikely – event that it does start giving you punishment-level shocks, there’s a helpline you can call that’s open every single day between 10 and 4, and usually only has a very short waiting time. So… nothing to worry about. |
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| That’s the thing about a good thrashing with a cane: it’s so straightforward. You know where you stand (corner, usually). |
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| And there’s some lubricant in case any chafing symptoms emerge, for whatever reason. |
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| Don’t worry: she’s planning to consummate the marriage. Just not with you. |
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| I’ve always thought the mens lib movement would be much more effective if they just recognised reality and put a woman in charge. But they like to try to do things by themselves, bless them. |
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| Well.. someone might mind, actually. But no one who matters. |
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| Goodness, what a large one. As no woman has ever said to me, in my entire life. More seriously, though, I really, really like this caption. If you don’t like this one then you are probably ‘reading’ the wrong femdom blog, because as far as I’m concerned, this is as good as it gets (sorry). |
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| Actually, I stopped complaining to Mum when I realised she was always going to take my sister’s side. And obviously there was no point complaining to Dad – he tried to stick up for me once, and we both got a spanking for his trouble. |
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| Looking? Looking where? |
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| Actually, I really like this one too… |
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| The annoying thing is, I only bought the car last week. But I guess I can do without it. It’s essential to prioritise, when making important financial decisions. |
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| She doesn’t mean the bondage. He likes the bondage. It’s the things she can do to him because he is in bondage that he won’t like. |
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| There used to be a brand of condoms that fitted me just perfectly, but the manufacturer decided to stop producing that particular size. Not enough demand for it, apparently. Over 20% of men are that size or less, but they make up only 0.3% of all sexual encounters, so… I can’t really blame them. |
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| And she’ll decide whether you really really need it, or not. |
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| My wife’s very sexually demanding too, but I don’t have too much difficulty keeping her satisfied: the local male escort agencies all give us loyalty discounts now and if I book in advance as well, I can get up to a 25% off the list price. Which is – just about – affordable on my salary, if I’m careful to economise on everything else. |
Isn’t it delectable?
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| My SO can be scatterbrained like that. Just last week was supposed to be my annual orgasm and the silly thing forgot it completely! How we laughed when she realised the next day why I’d been looking so anxious. She still smiles when she thinks about it… |
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| Abusive behaviour can develop slowly – or can be quite quick, starting almost as soon as one hands over the bag containing the champagne and the envelope with the tribute money. |
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| Tried it. What now? Hmm? |
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| The rules can be quite strict. I tried to change my name to my wife’s and they wouldn’t allow it. Isn’t that ridiculous – in this day and age? Apparently “Mywifes” is not an officially recognised christian name. |
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| Well, I hope she’s prepared to let him stay for the whole session, even if he did underpay. |
Just, more of it than usual.
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| It’s not that special. Chocolate log with a couple of profiteroles, basically. I could do that. I don’t see why they need such a big carving knife for it, either. |
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| There are few surer ways to keep the romance of marriage alive than doing your wife’s boyfriend’s laundry, and picking things up around his apartment. |
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| And they say there are no jobs for men in the modern workplace! There will always be shoes, I say and I don’t think we’re going to be seeing them cleaned over the Internet any time soon! |
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| Probably. Or some other reason. Does it matter? |
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| Don’t worry – they have a solar charger, so it’s very environmentally sound. Anyway, no one could seriously consider it a ‘waste’ of electricity to shock a man’s testicles, could they? It’s what electricity was invented for. |
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| Mmm…. Sounds like there’s a heavy session in store! And without even having to pay! Well… not pay directly, anyway. |
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| You can claim compensation from the airline, I expect. Then get another one. A nuisance but hardly the end of the world. Except for him, obviously. |
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| I’m hoping to develop a bead-sorting fetish. Hasn’t happened yet, but there are many, many long nights ahead of me so there’s plenty of time. |
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| I wish my wife would let me have a weekly allowance… imagine, money of my own to spend on whatever I want! But she says I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility and she’s probably right. |
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| Or maybe next year. |
The delightful Mistress Eleise, the best view ever to appear through a periscope, here to round off this bumper holiday bonanza of… you can supply your own word beginning with b.
And… just to finish off, a little found femdom starring the fabulous Emily Ratajkowski.
I recommend Mr Pinniped’s channel more generally, actually.
I hope all the female readers (OK, both the female readers) of this blog have a lovely 2019 and the rest of you have the miserable, soul-destroying time you so richly deserve and secretly crave.
…but she sometimes lets me off the monthly interest if I consent to one of the ‘special’ games she likes to play. It’s quite an incentive to keep the payments up, actually.
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| Don’t worry about a thing. I’ve heard you can see the sea from the bar they’re planning to spend the afternoon in, so I’m sure they’ll notice if the tide comes a bit further up than they were expecting. |
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| Hmmm… it’s almost like they’re in a – what’s the word? Predicament. |
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| What can it mean? I don’t know… I just work here. |
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| Consent is very important in BDSM. My SO absolutely insists on it. |
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| Ah well. Nearly got a freebie there. You know… I was playing SPH humiliation scenes years before I knew that was a thing. I just called it ‘dating’. |
Now, I may be mad. But that doesn’t mean I’m not right.
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| Well, I rather think I’ll notice! But does she care what I think? Hmph. If I wasn’t in direct contact with electrodes under her control, I’d give her a piece of my mind, I can tell you! |
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| And soon to be more like him still. |
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| Oh yes, much more attractive. Don’t worry about that. |
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| Just one of those little habits you have to break when you’re married – you know, like speaking when you’re not spoken to, that kind of thing. You’ll learn. |
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| Damn. I’m beginning to hate that coin. Maybe I can persuade her to use a different one, next time. |
Mistress Eleise, looking lovely. For more pictures of Mistress Eleise looking lovely, try here. For pictures of Mistress Eleise not looking lovely, you could, erm…. well, you could try here, I suppose.
Although none of this resolves the more fundamental question of how to pronounce her name. El-AYE-za or El-EE-sa? I dunno, even though I have had some wonderful sessions with her (obviously, I always called her “Mistress”). Anyone know?