Slap happy

You know what you deserve… but here are some pervy pictures instead.

Wearing wifes dresses
Oh I do hope I get to wear that one.
 

Painful perversions
And paying them for it.  And thanking them afterwards.  And then in a few months doing it all again.  Here, in my case.
 
 

And this?  I mean – do we have to put up with this sort of thing?  Yes.
 
 

Russian femdom petplay
Actually, slave-fighting’s illegal in most civilised countries. And he can definitely sue if he has his balls bitten off, so really he’s got nothing to worry about.
 This image from Tyrannized, like it says.  Very good if you like your femdom in bright, primary colours.

I think you’re about to find out how ridiculous you look.  And if I know Angie, so’s everyone else.

I said “Tell me your name, is it Sweet?”, she said “My boy, it’s Dagger.”

Oh yeah.

Girls with guns now
I think it’s rather special that she dressed up for the occasion.
 
 

OWK safeword isnt
By the way – don’t be fooled by that ‘the last hour’ into thinking this was some sort of brutal day-long beating!  No, no – it was only just over an hour.  He started screaming desperately for mercy just a few minutes into it, that’s all, when he hit his limit, and then there was about an hour before she stopped.  I mean – they’re not that cruel at OWK, for goodness’ sake.
 Source is fairly obviously the Other World Kingdom, and this is the magnificant Madame Katarina.


Little lost slave
Maybe his Mistress will put up posters or something.  Maybe not.
 Source is the delightful Men are Slaves.  Yes.  Yes, we are.
 

Just for the hell of it
You never know.  Their victim might actually have been responsible for Amelia Earheart’s disappearance.  Wouldn’t that be something!  You see, lawyers always say that in court you should never ask a witness you don’t know the answer to already, but torture’s not like that.  You can just go where it takes you, you know?
The source for this is a song I don’t like at all from a band I’d never heard of called White Flame.  The video’s pretty good, if you turn the sound off, ignore the band members and just concentrate on the ladies above.



Pencil skirt - who needs a caption?
Somehow, I think you might get to know Debbie quite well.

Performance Review

Today’s post is all about human resources and employee evaluation procedures!  Oh yes.  Pretty exciting huh? Much better than pictures of nekkid ladies*.

In keeping with this blog’s desire to break new ground in femdom porn, I am posting a performance evaluation form from a company I’ve come across (if you’ll pardon the expression). 

Anyway, it’s from a company with a very similar name and management style to FemmeFatale Films, but without the same degree of copyright infringement involved in my misusung their logo.

Let’s start with a nice picture, so it’s the divine Goddess Heather rather than my silly old forms that appear in links to the post:


Here’s the performance evaluation form.  You might find it hard to read, especially if like me you’re suffering from eyesight degradation due to excessive unauthorised masturbation, but if you click each page, it should come up nice and big and zoomable.

1:

 2:
 3:
 4:

5:

Performance management shouldn’t be a one-way street.  It’s not all about the manager telling you what to do, you know!  No, no – a good performance review is interactive.  You should beg, and plead for forgiveness – preferably while kneeling.  Crying is a good way of showing you’ve learnt something from the feedback, too.



 …and some more pics of performance evaluation in action:

Hmmm…  She’s reading all of your co-workers’ evaluations.  Well, the ones whose opinions matter, anyway – the ladies.  But you don’t have anything to worry about?  Right?

Now this lady looks like she’s going to be giving you a really thorough, intensive feedback session.  Learning opportunities ahead!

It’s surprising how effective some quite simple management techniques can be.  Just writing out ‘Lazy employees get the cane from Ms de Lacy’ 500 times can lead to a measureable improvement in employee attitude, and of course the caning itself then helps to ‘bed that learning down’.

497… 498… 499…

…and now the employee is actively benefiting from a coaching session.  See, all the management books say it’s best for feedback to be immediate, specific and really, really painful.


The three Ladies who featured in this particularly silly post were, from the top, Goddess Heather, Mistress Anna Regent and Mistress Eleise de Lacy, all of whom feature on FemmeFatale Films.  As do many others including my Lady, Sophia Black!  It’s a wonderful site – well worth taking a look.  


But I wouldn’t recommend working there.


* Astute readers of the blog ,might have noticed that it doesn’t actually feature nekkid ladies at all.  I know my place.


 

I grant I never saw a goddess go…

…My mistress, when she walks, treads on the
ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she
belied with false compare.


She walks upon the ground it’s true, but also into my dreams.  Ahhh.

Castration chat
Really, men get so obsessive about this sort of thing.
 

Femdom choices
It’s good to have choices.  Eat it, don’t eat it.  Up to you.
 

 

I’ve noticed she seems to stay cross for longer, these days.
 

Madame Sarka fattens them up
Actually, the  Ladies always cook too much food at Christmas, and they end up having to throw at least half of it away.  But it doesn’t get wasted – they just feed it to the pigs.
 


Mens lib again - how tiresome
The person is political.

 



 

And, just for Another Anonymous:



See?  It’s worth commenting in this blog.  You get stuff.




Let me count the ways

What’s Lady Sophia like, you ask?

Hmmm, how to describe her?  Well, I suppose she’s. . .  spiteful. . .  vindictive. . . domineering. . .  callous. . .aloof. . . unforgiving. . .  contemptuous. . . brutal. . .  arrogant. . .  self-centred. . .imperious. . .  ruthless. . .  sarcastic. . .  cruel. . .  mean. . .  malicious. . . implacable. . . bossy. . .  harsh. . .  unkind. . .  sneering. . .

. . . and, oh how I adore her.

…and I’m going to see her again tomorrow.  Wish me luck.

Smart business

Hi – come on in and sit down!
Oh, don’t worry.  Just
because you’ve been asked in to see me, it doesn’t mean you’re having a ‘chat
with the boss’!  I mean you are
obviously – but not like that.  I just
wanted to hear how things were going.

Great, great.  Well, I
hear good things.  Who knows – maybe
you’ll be joining us permanently when the internship is over!

Yes, well.  We’ll see in… three weeks time, now, is it?

Just one small thing – before you go.  You know of course that this company prides
itself on the way it treats all its staff with respect – male as well as
female, even young interns like you?  So,
I don’t want you in any way to feel offended or insulted by this, but –

But… your clothes.  I couldn’t help noticing.  I
mean, of course they’re in line with the company dress code, but – could be a
little sharper, hmm?

Like what?  Well, like those trousers you’re wearing, for example.  I mean, baggy trousers like that are fine for
students, but in a business place, perhaps they’re a bit too baggy?

Well I think they’re baggy.  I mean, they’re not tight are they?  It’s up to you what you wear – of course. 
But I like to see our staff looking smart.  And a nice tight pair of trousers looks very
smart on a boy – I mean a young man like you.

And maybe you don’t have to wear long trousers all the time,
you know?  We keep the office nice and
warm, so why not show your legs occasionally? 
I’m sure you’ve got lovely legs.  Shorts are quite fashionable just now, aren’t they? Especially in nice bright colours. Yellow’s very cheerful, I always think.

Anyway, it’s none of my business.  What do I know about boys’ fashion – I’m just your boss!
And this was just a friendly chat.  My decision on whether to give you a permanent job or let you go certainly won’t
depend on whether you dress in dumpy old trousers or smart shorts! I
t’s my decision alone, so you don’t need to worry about anyone else’s opinion, OK?  I know it’s a very important matter for you, so I want you to feel completely confident I’ll be quite impartial.
That’s all.  Off you go now.  Have a great weekend and I’ll see you here on Monday!

Iterated domination

I took a course in game theory once.  I was doing fine, but in the final exam there was a question about about ‘the prisoners’ dilemma under strictly dominated strategies’ … and for some reason after that I started thinking about something else, I just couldn’t concentrate and it all went wrong.  I managed to scrape a passing grade by sucking up to the examiner, but that’s another story again.

More captioned images of female domination.  I know you know, but the search engines need constant reminders, poor dears.

Wonderful cruella mistress
Women, eh?  When they say they ‘want a talk’ it usually means we’ve done something wrong, doesn’t it?  Oh well… better let the little woman have her say, or we’ll never hear the end of it!
 The image, of course, is from a very wonderful Cruella photoshoot from…oh, at least twenty years ago.
 
 
Spanking mistress no less
Yes, Ma’am, that spanking has made me think.  Is there anything in particular you’d like me to think?  Just say – I’ll think it.
 This lovely lady is Miss Audrey Knight.  No idea who he is.  Some bloke.
 


Cruel wife food play
I don’t know how she catches so many.  Yet there aways seem to be more when she locks you in the basement for the night.
 
 

Multitasking… it’s a woman thing.
 Another Cruella shoot, more recent.
 
 

You’re not a sweaty loser are you?  No, didn’t think so.  And I’m not a creepy pervert.  So that’s all right, then.


Dommestic violence

More of the usual kind of thing follows this short announcement.

Femdom bride is ready
Just go along with it.  In a few hours, you’ll be married and then I expect we’ll find out who’s really in charge!
 
 

Savage femdom beatings
Try hard.  Think of plastic ducks and teddie bears.  And next time – if you survive – try to click the right fucking box, OK?
 
 

Femdom games
He’s losing.
 
 




Literary pretensions
Normally, I want to make clear, I write all the captions featured on this site.  But this is by someone else.  There’s actually quite a lot of his work featured on the web, if you like it.
 
 

I’m sure you do.  Or you will.