Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| They are – and not just the food. The sex will be longer, more satisfying and 100% female, too. |
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| You get a special decoration too. Not a medal. Just… decoration. |
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| Sometimes a question isn’t really a question. |
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| It’s always difficult arriving as a substitute teacher, in the middle of the school year. But just do your best. Maybe Mr Harris will turn up again – he must be somewhere, after all. |
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| Perpetuity is quite a long time. It might feel even longer. |
I do that. I’m really good at failing, actually.
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| A bit of a shame to call in sick – the girls at work recognised you and have something special planned, whenever you’re next in the office. |
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| Marriage is always a learning experience. She’s just determined to make the learning experience a bit more structured, that’s all. |
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| I’ve always tried to use humour to defuse tense situations. On my very first… time with a woman, if you know what I mean, I was very nervous indeed. Fortunately she burst out laughing as soon as I’d taken my clothes off, and she was still giggling when her taxi arrived ten minutes later. I’ve always been able to make women laugh: it’s a gift. |
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| I suppose that must mean she has a basement too – they’re all the same, the houses on that row. I wonder what she keeps down there? |
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| Funnily enough, it turns out Prop 677 wasn’t even necessary. Enough Californians worship Anne as a goddess for her to qualify for the religious exemption, so she didn’t have to pay taxes anyway. Still: it was a nice gesture. |
… which is obviously a made-up phrase. Oddly, though, there are many two-word phrases in the English language beginning with the word ‘thigh’ and every single one of them is erotic. Strange but true.
Unlike, say, the words ‘rancid’ or ‘viscous’, unless you’re really weird and we don’t like weirdos on this blog, thank you very much.
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| You can do anything*, but don’t wank on my black suede boots. |
* No you can’t.
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| You might imagine that this young lady is headed for a stellar career as a professional dominatrix, but as things turned out she actually became the head of Ryanair’s Customer Complaints department. So there you go. |
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| Dave’s need is greater than yours. Well.. his cock certainly is, anyway. |
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| It’s OK as long as I keep my mind off all thoughts sexual |
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| Ocasionally, when I have an idea for a caption, I’ll worry that one of the many, many other femdom caption sites on the Internet will already have done it. This one, not so much. |
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| Well, all right. As long as I get to have my say on the subject. |
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| That’s fair. |
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| It’s so hard to choose sometimes, isn’t it? Hmm… would I rather have a cock in my mouth or a turd? It’s so hard being submissive – I’ll bet other sexual perversions don’t end up causing such dilemmas. |
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| It’s actually doubly unfair to set particularly hard questions to boys, because we’re stupider. |
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| Hope she reads the instructions. Apparently, if you exceed the recommended dose, it can cause quite a lot of discomfort. I mean, more than the intended discomfort, obviously. |
… but she rarely lets me.
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| I don’t want to do anything she disapproves of. It’s too painful. |
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| Always expect the unexpected. Except on this blog, where we ran out of ideas years ago and just keep recycling the same old tropes. |
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| It’s only a small bottle, but they deliver them in packs of 24, annoyingly. |
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| Sure, darling, of course, I… do you know, I don’t seem to have a pen with me? What a shame, I’ll just – what’s that? You have one with you, darling? Oh. Oh good. Right. So I just sign…? There. Right. |
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| Mmm… blackmail fetish and schoolgirl play combined! Lots of fun. |
Ah.. school days – cold showers, long tedious detentions, horrible over-cooked cabbage for lunch, exams and homework… not to mention the corporal punishment and the humiliating bullying. It seems so long ago now… must be months at least. I really must book another session.
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| No I never said that! So unfair, you horrible old cow. Oops. |
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| But not so brave as to refuse. There’s brave and there’s sheer suicidal lunacy. |
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| Spelling ‘wear’ wrong shouldn’t go unnoticed and uncorrected, either. |
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| I think she’s probably right there. You might have to conduct a careful examination of her feet before you’re sure, though. |
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| He probably doesn’t know what the capital of Gabon is. Trouble is, nor does she. I wonder how they’ll resolve the impasse? |
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| He’s made a lifetime commitment. |
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| My SO always says a bit of bruising on a man’s face can be quite attractive, anyway. |
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| Actually, the market is a bit limited as sissy husbands tend not to have much time for reading, or a lot of pocket money. |
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| It’s all a bit academic (if you’ll pardon the pun), actually, because the school moved four years ago and there isn’t actually a Staircase B any more. Still, that’s no excuse for not memorising the rule properly, is it, boy? |
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| I think the correct response is “Mmmmphh!” |
And it shines like destruction.
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| Sometimes without even noticing they exist. |
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| The previews of the show are incredibly positive. “Massively talented”, “Genius”, “Art’s new guru”. She’s certainly done something to impress the critics. |
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| As I’ve mentioned before, I think men with an interest in maledom could learn a lot from a dominant woman with the right approach. |
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| Tsk. That’s no comfort. They’re usually so interested in each other, they might forget about me for days at a time. |
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| I suppose the neck belt might interest someone. And the very clean decor. |
and believe me, several ladies quite skilled in the art of correction have tried.
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| Truth and consequences. |
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| Best years of your life. |
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| They seem rather indecisive for such otherwise forceful ladies. I hope they make their minds up soon… can’t hang about in here all day. |
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| They don’t have tribunals for gross professional misconduct in dreams – that could be another way to tell the difference, in due course. |
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| Good to see them upholding basic safe play standards. See, many people think pro-dommes are uncaring but it just ain’t so. |
...you can call me crazy…
(Kinky bit is 2.18 in if that’s really all you’re after. Pervert).
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| Of course, as long as everyone keeps quiet there’s no way she can find out who wrote it. And it’s not as if she can cane the whole class just because one boy misbehaved now, is it? |
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| They do need male teachers, though. Every time they seem to have got the male/female ratio on the staff up, another lot disppear and they have to start again. So at least you’ve got job security: there’s that to be said for it. |
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| Cold cream? And, ermm… not being beaten? |
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| What a bad girl. |
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| I wrote this caption last year, surprisingly enough. |
