wanted to talk to you about our maths grades.
We were wondering if maybe you’d miscounted?
all. And we’re just schoolgirls. Naughty schoolgirls, who are bad at sums.
know, ‘cos we looked through your things and you’ve got ever so many books and
magazines about it! You must be really
devoted to your profession, to want to read about it all the time like that…
girls and their sore bottoms! Belinda
here was worried that maybe you’d smack our bottoms for being so naughty! But I told her that was totally illegal and
you’d go to prison.
having those magazines, but I don’t think you can, can you? Not illegal to enjoy looking at pictures of
grown-up women dressed as schoolgirls having their bottoms smacked, is it? Not even for a teacher at a girls’ school. I’m sure the Head and the Board of Governors
have miscounted our grades after all?
Oh. By how much? ‘cos we think we got 20 every time.
have made a mistake in counting up like that!
It should have been 20 every time, but you gave us four, five, six… That’s
a lot of mistakes in your arithmetic, isn’t it, Sir?
improve? I mean, obviously you need to learn to do sums a lot better, don’t you? Sir?
magazines who made that many mistakes in maths?
We were talking about that just now. I think she’d at least get her hands tawsed, the poor thing, but Belinda here reckons
it’d probably be the cane across her bum. And Annie thought it would be both.