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Robert Burns said that. And how right he was, despite being a man. “Contumelious” was new to me: it means an “insulting display of contempt in words or actions; contemptuous or humiliating treatment.” How weird at my age to learn a new word for something I have adored for so long.
The next time I email a domme requesting a session I must remember to ask for ‘contumelious’ treatment. I’m sure she’d be impressed and give me exactly the treatment I need.






* No really. You’re quite different; so you can appreciate this kind of caption ironically, rather than feeling insulted. Anyway, you only read the blog for the jokes, right?















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| When you wake up things will be very different. Well… it’s not so much ‘things’ that will be different, it’s you. |
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| Marcus sounds a bit confused. Probably not fair to judge him too harshly. |
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| Why would anyone be afraid of crying in public? There are lots of things to be afraid of in relationships – lots and lots and lots, I discover more every week – but not that. |
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| I sometimes think long pleated skirts were specifically invented to provide a pretext for punishing sissy maids on ironing duty. I looked it up and it turns out, they were. Funny old world. |
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| If Slavr tasks are beginning to take up too much of your day, you can try registering your credit card on it, then your users will often prefer you not to turn up at all. |
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| It’s good to have a mid-morning energy boost, especially when you’ve got Class 6d at 11.15. They can be a bit challenging, I’ve heard. |
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| Good to know she’s researched it so carefully. Anyway, would it matter so much? More than her need to be soaped matters? I don’t think so, and nor do you if you’re honest with yourself, right? |
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| Actually, he might end up trying to mate with Elisa. Not his decision, after all. |
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| Boys can do computer too. And I don’t just mean cleaning keyboards. And not just getting the coffee, although obviously with only one male in the team no one else is going to be doing that. |
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| Fortunately, all your pain receptors still work. |
Don’t you hate it when she does that?
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| Nah, same old. Just got a new hood that’s all – and some fresh whip-marks. |
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| Models have something of a reputation for aggressive behaviour, which is often quite undeserved, sad to say. |
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| To be honest, if I had to choose my perversion, there are probably easier options than being submissive. But fortunately I cannot choose and as a submissive I’d rather not anyway. |
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| Many brides can be a bit on edge during the big day – the whole ‘bridezilla’ thing, you know? Just humour her… soon you’ll have tied the knot and can settle down to a lifetime of married bliss. |
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| Hmm. Seems a bit unprofessional, to have mixed up the creams like that. Probably best not to complain, though. |
… then you know you’re onto a good thing.
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| Make sure you get the right one, this time. |
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| She’ll have plenty of sex and plenty of money – she prefers to get them from different people, that’s all. That’s not going to be a problem, is it? |
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| Sexual pleasure is over-rated anyway, so I have been led to understand. |
Princess Neive and Miss Analisa, there, and also here. But neither working in person any more, I believe, alas.
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| Oh well. You can enjoy watching her eat too, I suppose, just like you watch her do the other thing. |