Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Submissive husbands sometimes don’t realise how embarassing it must be for their partners to be married to such hopeless, pathetic losers. |
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| She’s definitely one of those teachers that students will remember all their lives. |
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| Another lady who takes pride in her work. They say pride is a sin but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to include women. |
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| As if she didn’t have one packed for the honeymoon already. |
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| Sure, no rush. Pain’s pain, at any time. |
I’ll take it now.
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| There must be lots of things you can do to take your mind off sex. Do some laundry maybe… or watch TV. The women’s tennis final is on, I understand. That should be exciting. Or beach volleyball. Anyway, it’s only for a few weeks, right? |
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| My SO can be quite hard to please. I found it a bit dispiriting at first but then I learned about this technique for lowering the expectations you set yourself? So now I just aim for ‘Not totally furious with me’ and I hit that at least two days out of three, so that’s pretty good. |
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| Unlike some human women, though, they won’t insist on going again while you’re still completely drained from the last time. |
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| I took a personality test once. Apparently I don’t have one. |
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| Don’t worry, she’s obviously not going to drain you to an empty husk all in one go. Look at that figure – she probably limits herself to a couple of pints of blood a day. You might even last a week. |
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| Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics |
Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here’s a sweet little move clip I found.
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| I’m encouraged already, actually. |
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| …and if I do? |
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| You can download an app that’ll translate any length of text into morse code. She discovered that the next day… |
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| The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal. |
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| Just as long as I don’t have to do the thing with the blow-up flamingo again. |
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| He’s lucky she’s in such a good mood. When she gets cross, things can get quite unpleasant. |
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| The editors get a lot of letters like that. They have to hide them from their own wives, of course. |
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| He came to the Sanctuary hoping to act out his fantasies about brutal rape. Which, in a way, he did. |
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| They look like they have high standards don’t they? Or maybe the surface was just very, very dustry. He’ll be hoovering the bath after this. |
Here’s an extra one. Doesn’t feature any actual females, so doesn’t really count (the same principle should apply to elections and board meetings, in my humblest opinion):
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| Very sensible of her to discuss it straight away, so they can sort whatever it is out and get on with their marriage. |
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| I suppose it’s good that she’s finally getting more use out of them. Normally, she puts them on once a month at most and even then she only uses one finger and a thumb of the left glove. |
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| Nothing humiliating there… move on. |
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| Oh, Susan will blame him. She needn’t worry about that. He should, though. |
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| Mind what? Why can’t the ladies featured on this blog just say what they mean? It’s maddening, it really is. |
… all the way to the chip shop.
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| It might. |
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| Let’s hope he doesn’t say anything embarrassing. |
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| A male submisive who fantasises about domestic drudgery but actually doesn’t know the first thing about housework? Wow – pretty crazy idea, huh? |
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| The worst of it is, she doesn’t allow me nearly enough pocket money to even dream of saving up to pay for a session with her. So it’ll be bananas all the way. |
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| She knows, having tested a few to destruction. |
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| Damn… I’d already bought the ring. Oh well. I suppose the cock could take one more, but they’re going to jingle together when I walk. |
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| You don’t know until you’ve tried it, do you? |
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| Mmpphh mpphhhnnmm mmmphhh nng. |
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| Well, they might not care and she might not care, but I care. Doesn’t that count for anything? Oh. OK, then. |
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| Probably just as well that physical responses to stereotypically sexually submissive outfits don’t engender automatic castration. I mean, Tumblr’s business model would collapse, for a start. |
PS: dedicated readers of this blog might enjoy this four minute movie. It’s not, like, explicit femdom or anything but I thought it was rather sweet. He’s a lucky guy – the husband, I mean. Well, Santa too, I guess.
It’s not a ‘disorder’, thank goodness.
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| It’s a remarkable experience, actually wanting your penis to be smaller all of a sudden. |
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| Should be a lot of fun. |
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| It’s kind of her to help him like that. Spreader gags can be so impersonal. |
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| My pleasure. |
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| Cometh the hour cometh the thithy |
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| I know how to satisfy my wife sexually. I just have to hire some help to do it in practice. |
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| Depends what you define as a problem. There’s obviously going to be a lot of screaming, for a start, and – what’s that you say? She doesn’t mind the screaming? Oh, OK then. No, I don’t think there’s going to be any kind of problem. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t regard him as being on the same level as all her appliances. She’s a lot closer to her vibrator, for a start. |
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| You should keep the little teensie condoms around, though. You might get lucky, after all! How many have you got left? Three? Oh yes, that should be more than enough. The honeymoon only lasts two weeks, after all. |
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| Aunt Clarissa’s used to slightly looser men, of course. I mean, Uncle Arnold hasn’t spent a day without a butt-plug since the 1960s, I understand. |
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| On the other hand, until she’s actually checked the lingerie, she won’t know. I mean, he might. |
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| Safewords are a hard limit for my own domme. She understands why some people like to use them in play, but it’s just not for her. Or – therefore – for me, obviously. |
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| Oohhh I ‘d say… three times…maybe three and a half times? Oh – sorry – you mean in absolute terms? |
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| Gotta take out those male supremacist religious maniacs. We like female supremacist religious maniacs. With a vigorous approach to rooting out sin. |
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| I’ve heard employers like to see a broad range of skills on your CV (resumé, Americans, resumé), so this sounds like 10,000 hours well spent. |
