Helplessly devoted

Oh relax!  Look if George is hetero too, then it’s not like you’re going to be having gay sex anyway, is it?  I mean, who’s going to make you do it?
 
 

The offence?  Oh – unauthorised erection, I think.  Now just watch the caning very carefully and try not to let it happen again, OK?
 
 

Could get expensive.
 
 

Well I think it’s rather sweet.
 
 

Men can be so obsessive about these little things.

Generic Contemplating the Divine post

… with comment immediately after the headline, often referring to unrelated music videos.

Occasional attempt to attract attention from search engines, by spamming words like mistress, femdom, dominatrix and so on.  Text in Georgia Medium.

Then some reference to the captioned photos that follow:

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Additional caption providing comment on or extension of caption theme. Quite often, this will contaibn a typo.

 

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Short side-comment identifying a known pro-domme and encouraging readers to visit her web site.
 

 

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Normally, the additional caption to a picture of Anne will just consist of some inarticulate cry of adoration. 

Occasional additional message to ‘readers’, from Servitor.  (NB The word ‘readers’ will often be placed in inverted commas, to imply they are not really reading but just looking at the pictures and masturbating.  Unlike many blogs, this one often contemptuously insults its visitors, because it is assumed they share Servitor’s desire for humiliation.)

Frankly, Mistress, spank me

The title of course, yet another attempt to gain a veneer of artistic respectability by quoting someone with talent, in this case The Smiths.

The song speaks to me, though, and especially this line:
                 I didn’t realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

No poetry today, you’ll be pleased to hear.  Onward, with feeling:

Lesbian trap
I’m not sure what this caption is on about, to be honest.  All lesbian couples look like this, don’t they?  It must be true – the Internet sez so.

Keeps you fit.  Very good for your health.  Until she reaches five, anyway.

One day I’ll meet someone who appreciates me just for what I am – a pathetic, desperate and unattractive loser who’ll willingly hand over cash for a brief moment of pretence that I am otherwise.

The lovely Princess Kali, being lovely as ever.

Just another attempt to make some positive use of the flood of male-dom pictures swirling around and polluting our beloved Internet.

Speaking strictly

Generally, violence isn’t the solution.  But in this case, it probably is, if we’re being honest with ourselves.  Not just impertinence, but habitual impertinence, after all.
 
 

Why do I find this the scariest captioned photo I have ever posted?
 
 

Cool. This could be your lucky break into movies.  Maybe when you’ve recovered, you could see about getting an agent?
 This of course is Cruella, and the sublime Lady Victoria, from the very first set of magazines after the company was founded.  She haunted my adolescence… still does.
 

Well, she used to, anyway.  I think she might have lost it, actually.  Doesn’t really matter, but just so you know.
 
 
 

OK, so you’re probably not going anywhere here.  Still: you haven’t been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man… you’ve been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man by Billie Piper!  Huh?  Not bad, huh?

Just looking

 

What?  Oh God,
no.  You don’t have to do anything like that.  He can’t cope with real women.

We just have to stand here wearing these
for half an hour while he watches. Then we go and get changed and leave him the
underwear.  God knows what the little
pervert does with it – puts it on or wanks into it or something.  Easiest money you’ll ever make.

 

No, don’t worry about that. 
He gets off on humiliation.  You
can say what you like.

 

Can’t we, pervert?

 

That’s right.

 

By the way, pervert, after this, we’ve got an appointment with a real
man.  He wants to fuck both of us all
night, and we’re charging him less than a tenth of what you’re paying for half
an hour! 

 
Isn’t that funny?
 
Hmm?  No, he never speaks.  Just sits there and watches.  Kind of creepy, isn’t it?  Still, probably better that he does this than going off to watch girls in the park, or something.
 
How are we doing for time?  This is the first time I’ve had someone with me.  It’s good to have someone to talk to, instead of just me and the creep.  He got very excited when I said I was bringing a friend – didn’t you, pervert?  Asked if we could kiss, and maybe cuddle a bit.
 
And what did I say to that, pervert?  Do you remember?  Oh but you don’t say anything, do you?  You just sit there, drinking in the humiliation.  Well, I’ll tell you again.  I told you to fuck off, didn’t I?  There’s no way you’re going to see us doing any lesbian stuff.  Not for you to get off to, anyway.  Actually, we really are lovers, in real life.  I’ll probably kiss her the moment we leave your apartment.  And then we’ll probably fuck each other in the threesome.  But you wouldn’t want to see us fucking anyway, pervert.  That’s real sex you see, between two real women.  It’s not like those pictures of straight girls gently stroking each other in pristine underwear, wearing lots of make-up and glancing back at the camera. That’s just porn for perverts.  The real thing would scare the shit out of you.  Probably leave you impotent for days… if you’re not already.
 

In fact, fuck it, you don’t deserve the full half hour.  We’re leaving early.  Come on – let’s go and get changed.  He’ll just have to sniff extra hard.

 

Oh – and pervert?  Next time you book us?  You’re only getting fifteen minutes.  Same price. And we’ll decide what time to arrive – you can just wait for us all evening, if we’re running late.

 
Now you can call us a limo.

Divine retribution

Do not seek to question it.

It’s funny how you sometimes feel let down after a birthday, don’t you think?  As if there should have been more to it, somehow?  Oh well – there’s always next year.  In you go.
 
 
 
Lesbian castration plans
Yes, let’s get it sorted.

 
Spiked chastity belt
Still am, I’m afraid to say.  Ow!
 

Mistreated slave the lucky boy
And she’s used to getting what she wants.

 
 
INtensive CBT sessions
Easy to confuse the two.  Wouldn’t it be awful, though, if you visited a beautiful young professional lady for an intensive CBT session, then found yourself spending the next two hours putting positive feelings into practice?

Teenage kicks right through the night

Great song, terrible idea if you have to get up and go to work the next day.


Humiliatrix cheerleader
Like, totally.


Spiked chastity ouch
Oooh. Four, I think.  Yes.  Four.  But strangely, there’s another eight I never reach. I wonder what they’re for?


Actually you do kiss on both cheeks too.  That’s the next bit, after she turns round.


Lesbian disdain
I’m beginning to think that bloody die is loaded.  But she wouldn’t do that to me.  Would she?


Don’t forget to tell her that joke.  You know – the one you found on the Internet to show her how witty you are.


Try to see it Her way

Femdom bride of course
Quite a moment here, in your marriage.  Because it’s the last time you’ll hear “fetch the canvas bag” without experiencing that stab of fear.
 

Domme hunt
Nothing wrong with a healthy day’s sport.  Really, they’re just helping Nature to keep the numbers down.
 

Another femdom castration caption?  Dear me
Hmmm… she’s rather pretty isn’t she?  It’ll be fun fantasising about her when you’re lying in bed after your operation.  As long as your throat doesn’t ache so much you’re not feeling in the mood, anyway.  Something to look forward to!
 

Lesbian twosome is the closest youll get
God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can’t it?  Especially when you’ve started drawing blood.  Oh well – better get on with it.
 

Femdom mercy or merci
Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like.  She doesn’t mind at all.

Femdom captions. More femdom captions.

Oi, Google!  Over here.  More femdom captions.  Other world kingdom.  Dominatrix.  Bandicoots.  Anne Hathaway.  Kittens doing amusing things on video.


That’s enough site optimization for now.  On we go.






Kitchen discipline
The arms only get broken anyway, so it’s a bit silly really.





Humiliation domination secretary-ation
No danger of this one being talked about in the secretary’s pool. Not as long as she gets that pay rise.  And yours too.





Fellatio night
It’s better to give than receive.  And important always to swallow, too.
Femdom wife for sure
Of course, she’s a bit of an amateur and there’s lots she doesn’t know about.  Safewords, for instance.  She doesn’t know about those.  Or care.





Lesbian girlfriends and punishment oh my
Poor Natalie.  I hope she gets over it quickly, don’t you?


Just a few captions I tossed off this morning

Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.

Jessica likes girls and likes pain
Contempt.  Indifference.  Marriage.


Slave cage time
I expect you’ll be able to work out why.  After all, you’ll have plenty of time to think.


Mysteries of the male orgasm
That’s a little unfair.  Let’s not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible.  Ah, ’tis a magical thing the male orgasm.  If I remember rightly, anyway.


Femdom caption now with added search terms
I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she’ll be cross if he does.


Strict disciplinary hearing
It’s just a lot quicker that way.  You’re graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way.  Best of luck.
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