| C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
| Oh well, so much for that day out. |
| This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
| C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
| Oh well, so much for that day out. |
| This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
| Yes. Much improved. |
A scene from Horrible Bosses (or its sequel): movies exploring the premise that being sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston wearing a dentist’s outfit would be just awful. As obviously it… hang on. I think you don’t even have to be submissive to like the thought of that, do you? And if you are…
| Isolated even if not technically self-isolated. Very safe. |
| The important thing is to get you crying in pain – then the other stuff will be easy enough to sort out. |
| The smell will probably get them in the mood for the barbecue at the Reception, too. |
| And yet also how slowly. |
| Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
| The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
| Fine, but I’m not putting his condom on for him this time. I have my pride. |
| Don’t worry – the guys might think you look silly at first, but I’m sure they’ll be impressed when you go into your dance routine. |
| For a while my orgasm day was 29 February, but ‘we’ decided to stop all that, as it was getting a bit repetitive and predictable. |
| Women and knots, eh? Bless ’em. |
| Which is a bit unfair if you have a fetish for being humiliatingly searched by ladies in positions of authority. Oh well, at least she’s not wearing her uniform, so there’s a chance. |
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| One of the nice things about being submissive is that you’re rarely in any doubt about whether your partner’s in the mood for sex, or precisely what she wants to do (and indeed, with whom). |
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| She was kind enough to give him a long warm-up before the painful bit, so I hope he’ll be brave. If not, the shackles attaching him to the cross can be brave for him. |
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| Marriage guidance counsellors recommend the anal hook – it’s amazing how much easier those petty marital disagreements go, once you’re dangling. |
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| Oh no – not the comfy chair! |
The divine Ms Harry, for contemplation and worship.
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| Sometimes she’s in the mood for screaming and frantic pleading but right now she’s trying to enjoy her book, so just keep it down, hmm? |
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| She can show you both heaven and hell – as, to be fair, can the priest but in a very different way. |
See? Cruella’s not all about bleak post-industrial settings. This photo-shoot’s in a bleak pre-industrial setting and a refreshing change it is too.
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| Don’t you just hate being the third one on a date? I do – but she doesn’t seem to care. |
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| Go on – not many kinksters get to live out their fantasies in reality. |
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| Damn. Maybe she gets more practice than you do… but then life doesn’t always have to be fair. |
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| Bad in a good way, I hope. And good in a bad one. |
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| I think it’s great when wives respect their husbands enough to want to talk things through and hear their opinions, before taking important decisions. |
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| They say being able to make women laugh is a great gift. |
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| That’s another admirable characteristic in a partner: not being afraid to tackle the really painful stuff in the relationship. |
Especially for all those readers who’ve been clamouring for captions of femdom in realistic, domestic settings – another post featuring fairytales and magic. What can I say… if you’re not into being treated with contempt, don’t read the blog, yeah?
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| It’s lucky the castle has facilities to contain a wild beast securely. In fact, I’ve heard it has capacity for several, so you’ll be perfectly safe. |
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| She’s not good at small-talk, but I’m sure that when she meets the Prince that won’t be an obstacle to their romance blossoming. |
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| Occasionally you’ll spend an hour or so being only eight inches long – tall, I mean. But you need to practice holding your breath before she’ll try that. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll look after you. |
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| Anybody else want to negotiate? |
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| It’s recreational for her, anyway – although there’s a serious element to it too. |
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| Just try to think unsexy thoughts while they do it. Reading this blog should give you some ideas. |