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| Oh dear, not again. You’d think she’d have learnt to be more careful by now. |
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| Respect is very important in a marriage. |
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| Young people in love can be so romantic… let’s hope he gets out of their way quickly. |
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| Oh dear, not again. You’d think she’d have learnt to be more careful by now. |
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| Respect is very important in a marriage. |
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| Young people in love can be so romantic… let’s hope he gets out of their way quickly. |
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| Oh dear. You had one job… Well, OK, you had several jobs if you count all the chores and you even had two jobs at a time during the spit-roasting bit but you know what I mean. |
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| It’s their ‘rattan’ anniversary. |
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| Maybe she should. I hope she makes her mind up quickly rather than dithering about it… odd, because she’s usually very decisive. |
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| It’s the way she tells them. |
In case you’re wondering, I’m not doing April Fool’s Day stuff. I have before.
One year I warned people in advance that the blog was going to feature occasional fem-sub content, then came up with this. And then a year later, ran a feature on those mis-understood (and modest and humble) members of our BDSM community: male doms. Believe me, Contemplating the Divine going M/f is about as likely as the Catholic Church embracing Wicca or a video found on Pornhub being, y’know, any good.
Then another year I did this, which was a bit rubbish but had lots of lovely pictures.
But not this year. No, really. This isn’t some kind of self-referential ‘tell them there’s no April Fool joke but then there is’ thing. Sorry. Just the usual crap.
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| So much hell to dish out, so little time. People think the life of an OWK Lady is all lazing around eating peeled grapes, but really it’s all go, all the time. |
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| You want know what I think? I think these are very good ideas and she’s right about this, as she is about everything. That’s what I think and I’m determined not to think anything else. |
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| The food’s not as good as at a traditional British boarding school, but other than that the lifestyle’s pretty similar, I understand. |
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| That’s her sweet ‘girl next door’ look. She has some very scared (and lucky) neighbours. |
This is the sweet and vanilla Melisande Sin, to be found in a few places in Poland (which Russia would be well advised not to invade because (a) NATO and (b) her).
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| Still, at least she remembered your anniversary this time. |
| She’s embarrassed now… but don’t worry, she has coping techniques for that. |
| My SO and I have a consensual relationship. I didn’t want to but she insisted. |
| They’d starve to death, I expect. I mean, more of them would than when the Ladies actually are there, anyway. |
…but these ladies always manage to deliver.
| It’s a win-win for her, which is just as well because she really hates losing. |
| Don’t worry about whether you’ll be able to satisfy her. That’s one of the nice things about being a pain toy: she does all the work and you just have to go with the flow. Let Joy be unconfined. |
| Necessary suffering, obviously, is something she can fully support. |
| Hmm… Think think think. I expect she’ll remember eventually, as long as she’s not distracted by something more important. |
or both, even.
| Nervous young husbands might want to check out Servitor’s old series ‘Seven Secrets of a Happy Marriage‘ which contains about 30 pieces of advice, each one of them as accurate and helpful as the title proclaiming there will be ‘seven’. |
| Fake it to make it and escape it. |
| Anyway, you look so cute taking little steps, with the bells hanging from your nipple clamps going jingle jingle jingle. |
It does – like many other men, I discovered early on in married life how much pain can be caused by not listening carefully enough to my partner’s concerns.
| Hmm. It’s hardly surprising they don’t send her the best boys they have, if she keeps on breaking them. But I don’t want to be the one to tell her that. |
| Unnecessary rudeness can leave such a nasty taste in the mouth. |
| Mistress wants her slave to put his clothes back on – quietly now! – tiptoe off to the dungeon door and silently fuck off. There’s a good boy. |
| It’s good they’re all labelled because the faces usually get a bit messed up and hard to recognise, particularly those who were married when they arrived. |
| Try not to judge her too harshly. He is very annoying. |
| She doesn’t need any limits, so why would you? |
| Actually, the disciplinary spankings can also be part of a healthy, active sex life, as long as it’s understood that it’s not yours. |
| It’s a day to express gratitude, so don’t forget to do that. Oh – and to count, too. |
| Don’t worry: ‘the good bit’ goes on for a long time. |
| When she says she ‘doesn’t believe a word of it’ she means the story, obviously. She fully agrees with the statement that was actually tattooed on. |
| And if she gets what she wants, you might get what you want. Or you might not. |
| She doesn’t want to, and yet… |
| Don’t worry – she’s very imaginative, so it’s only going to be on the rarest occasions that you’ll have to fall back on the boring old trope of male ejaculation. |
| I’d expected this was going to lead to an uncomfortable conversation but it seems she’s decided to skip the conversation part. |
| Like many submissive husbands, I have a lot of uncomfortable conversations. Apparently it’s good for me, though, so I can’t complain. |
| Don’t say anything to make her think less of you, as she takes her leave of you – she is trying very hard to keep her vow to love you until death do you part. |
| The younger generation of female supremacists are less militant, more comfortable in their dealings with the opposite and inferior sex. I think that’s great. |
| Can’t you tell she’s tired? |
| Actually, she does rather mind but she’s too kind-hearted to refuse her. |