Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any ‘less free’ just because from now on you can’t do or say anything your wife disapproves of? It’s just a different way of life, that’s all. |
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| Rubbing up against a tree? Sounds a bit kinky. |
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| She seems nice. |
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| Yes, let’s. |
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| What a lovely film that was. Especially the bath scene… |
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| When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO. And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too. |
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| They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape services to the nation despite all the financial cuts |
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| Remember femdom rule number one: never engage in unsafe activities like really pissing your domme off. |
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| I’ve heard there’s a game called Prison Architect but I’ll bet it doesn’t have as many options as this. |
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| Actually, though, cigarette ash is low-calorie, fat free and even vegan. So it can be a very healthy part of a diet, mixed together with other foodstuffs, which is exactly how I take it. |
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| It’s actually quite high in calories, but don’t worry about that because you’re unlikely to be able to keep much of it down. |
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| Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands. |
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| I dunno – I find shops vary in the degree to which they are kink-friendly. Once I was sent to find some gear for an adult baby session and for some reason the staff in the ‘early years’ shop got all weird about it when I started asking about how strong their leather reins sets were, and whether the cots could be fitted with padlocks. But then on another occasion, I had to buy a hairbrush and the shop assistant in the department store I went to was delighted to help me try every one of them out. Said it was something she wished she could do to more customers. So you never know. |
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| Silly boys. Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they’re around your ankles, anyway. |
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| Male brains don’t multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest. Now then: I was writing a caption..? |
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| Goodness. I hope I don’t have to say too many Hail Marys. |
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| There’s an interesting philosophical point there, actually. Can one ‘show’ nothing? Or is ‘nothing’ merely the absence of showing? Taking the thought experiment further, can one be ‘nothing’? My SO says one can, and one is, so that point is fairly settled. |
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| Icelandic femdom is complicated. But worth it for those interested in play that involves being subjected to extremes of hot and cold, as well as eating raw fish. |
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| Lots of men get quite nervous before their first time with her. And full-on hysterically terified before all subsequent sessions. |
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| Finishing with a religious theme too. The movie Valentines Day is highly recommended. Taylor, Anne… Mostly vanilla, obviously, but there is even a very brief femdomination scene, with Anne being a phone sex Russian domme with a rubber band. |
… and indeed when she doesn’t.
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| What a tie-breaker. |
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| Needless to say, this blog does not purport to offer financial advice, and no investments should be undertaken on the basis of what you read here, unless so advised by an independent financial advisor, or directly ordered by a woman. |
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| My SO sometimes let me choose the style of play. Just none of the content. |
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| They’re very strange. I think most of them have just never experienced the firm loving guidance of a real woman. Sad, really. |
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| Yes. Everything will be perfect. |
My girl (2 – the one with the sexier video – from the 1969 movie Sweet Charity).
I’ve always been a sucker for a ‘dominatrix ponytail’ – and there are a lot more of them in this clip from the original movie.
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| Sounds like the perfect evening to me. I think there might even be half a packet of Hob-nobs left. |
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| She can be very reasonable. Also, surprisingly unreasonable. But that’s married life. |
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| Serious stuff: Marcia’s job’s on the line here. I’ll keep you posted if there are any developments. |
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| He’s moved on. Why can’t she? |
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| There: the science has proved it. ‘Men are almost as fully human as women’. I shall have to make sure my SO reads this. Perhaps she’ll start treating me as a near-equal. |
They go together so well. More common than you might think.
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| In the – very unlikely – event that it does start giving you punishment-level shocks, there’s a helpline you can call that’s open every single day between 10 and 4, and usually only has a very short waiting time. So… nothing to worry about. |
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| That’s the thing about a good thrashing with a cane: it’s so straightforward. You know where you stand (corner, usually). |
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| And there’s some lubricant in case any chafing symptoms emerge, for whatever reason. |
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| Don’t worry: she’s planning to consummate the marriage. Just not with you. |
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| I’ve always thought the mens lib movement would be much more effective if they just recognised reality and put a woman in charge. But they like to try to do things by themselves, bless them. |
Just, more of it than usual.
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| It’s not that special. Chocolate log with a couple of profiteroles, basically. I could do that. I don’t see why they need such a big carving knife for it, either. |
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| There are few surer ways to keep the romance of marriage alive than doing your wife’s boyfriend’s laundry, and picking things up around his apartment. |
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| And they say there are no jobs for men in the modern workplace! There will always be shoes, I say and I don’t think we’re going to be seeing them cleaned over the Internet any time soon! |
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| Probably. Or some other reason. Does it matter? |
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| Don’t worry – they have a solar charger, so it’s very environmentally sound. Anyway, no one could seriously consider it a ‘waste’ of electricity to shock a man’s testicles, could they? It’s what electricity was invented for. |
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| Mmm…. Sounds like there’s a heavy session in store! And without even having to pay! Well… not pay directly, anyway. |
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| You can claim compensation from the airline, I expect. Then get another one. A nuisance but hardly the end of the world. Except for him, obviously. |
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| I’m hoping to develop a bead-sorting fetish. Hasn’t happened yet, but there are many, many long nights ahead of me so there’s plenty of time. |
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| I wish my wife would let me have a weekly allowance… imagine, money of my own to spend on whatever I want! But she says I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility and she’s probably right. |
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| Or maybe next year. |
The delightful Mistress Eleise, the best view ever to appear through a periscope, here to round off this bumper holiday bonanza of… you can supply your own word beginning with b.
And… just to finish off, a little found femdom starring the fabulous Emily Ratajkowski.
I recommend Mr Pinniped’s channel more generally, actually.
I hope all the female readers (OK, both the female readers) of this blog have a lovely 2019 and the rest of you have the miserable, soul-destroying time you so richly deserve and secretly crave.
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| I think writing lines is a ridiculous and pointless, tedious activity and there are few things I hate doing more than writing lines for hours at her command. I told her that just the other day. 500 times, in fact. |
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| I did an interview once. Check it out if you want to find out about the real Servitor, behind the leather mask. Don’t read it if the thought of knowing the real Servitor makes you nauseous. |
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| Ooh – looks like there might be a consciousness-raising session coming on! |
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| There wasn’t much to begin with. |
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| I often have ‘plenty to complain about’. Regretably, I’m not allowed so it all goes to waste. |
…but she sometimes lets me off the monthly interest if I consent to one of the ‘special’ games she likes to play. It’s quite an incentive to keep the payments up, actually.
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| Don’t worry about a thing. I’ve heard you can see the sea from the bar they’re planning to spend the afternoon in, so I’m sure they’ll notice if the tide comes a bit further up than they were expecting. |
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| Hmmm… it’s almost like they’re in a – what’s the word? Predicament. |
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| What can it mean? I don’t know… I just work here. |
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| Consent is very important in BDSM. My SO absolutely insists on it. |
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| Ah well. Nearly got a freebie there. You know… I was playing SPH humiliation scenes years before I knew that was a thing. I just called it ‘dating’. |