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Economic forecasting

Goldman Sachs reckons that by 2050, Chinese GDP will be twice that of the USA. Makes you think, eh? It makes me think of things like this:

No, not love, she said. Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?

Joe

So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.

Can’t or won’t.

Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long.

Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry

Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats.

Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!

Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting.

She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair.

Reasons to be cheerful

Part 3.

Anne illustrates the party escort submission position.

Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad.

You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do?

Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go.

Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech.

Bondage means not worrying about whether he'll leave you alone

Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway.

I have an inferiority complex but it isn’t a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.

On we go.

You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?

Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why.

Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too.

OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.

Isn’t she beautiful?

Captivating

Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog.

You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money.

I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it.

And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off.

Angelina Jolie dominatrix but not in that scene from Mr and Mrs Smith

I think you’re about to find out.

Dealing with feelings of guilt and shame

These ladies know how to do that.

Moral hazard? Isn’t that some kind of predicament bondage fetish?

Femdom caption all about a little misunderstanding

Just one of those misunderstandings about silly little things…

Third time lucky.

And do try not to cry all over the freshly pressed clothes this time.

She’s just a trainee, but she’s hoping to become a fully-qualified interrogator. So she’s taking great pains to do the best job she can. Giving them too.

Awesome

No, not “Oh, like, wow – that’s rilly ossom” but awesome in the sense of inspiring awe: “A mixed emotion of reverence, respect, dread, and wonder inspired by authority, genius, great beauty, sublimity, or might.”

Today’s word. Awesome. Today’s awesome pictures – here we go.

It’s not an allergy or anything, she just thinks they’re smelly and messy. Best kept outside. Actually, she prefers cats.

Of course, the magnificent, unique and…well, just awesome, Hunteress.

Hmmm…she can break the rules whenever she likes. On a whim. How does that make you feel?

And she hadn’t even mentioned the body modification yet.

Sometimes it’s best to just keep it basic: a good hard session of vanilla pain.

Ah, his wild youth, when he was young, free and single. He once slept in until 8 o’clock you know.

Rendering homage

Wife is a bit of an exhibitionist and you're the exhibition

Don’t worry. You can just laugh it all off when you see them all tomorrow at the office.

Actually, it’s not as bad as that. After much pleading, she consented to let Andrew pay to be on the same pavement as her for five minutes, and she even left him with enough money for bus fare home. Heart of gold.

I think she’ll soon get the hang of it, don’t you?

No respect for dominated submissive and none deserved

Honesty is very important in a relationship. Many marriages are just a sham, with no real emotional bond. That’s genuine contempt she’s showing there, and she means it wholeheartedly.

Actually, he doesn’t know it yet but much worse things are going to happen to him in the future. The decisions about the brush gag are numbers seven and eight, tops.

Unforced labour

Actually humane killing is the best thing that ever happens to an OWK pony slave

They were so distracted they shot the wrong one first time – a perfectly healthy human pony. Madame Sarka was cross, as I expect you can imagine.

When your wife puts you in a ball gag theres only one thing to say

Mmmphh pppmmpphh arvvnnnng ggrgh!

Femdom wife submissive husband and two forms of healthy exercise

The exericse bike is good for his legs, carrying the concrete block around is good for his arms and getting the cane is good for his obedience.

If you like, you can pace about nervously. The time’ll go quicker than you think – you’ll see.

Leather dress high heels whats not to like

She hasn’t looked round, either. Don’t worry. She knows you’ll be there.

The sound of one hand clapping

…while the other holds you firmly across her lap, obviously.

Before we start with the captioned images of female domination, a big thank you to Bob (or possibly BOB), for all of the thoughtful, enthusiastic and just plain deviant comments he left over the last few days, on posts going right back to the start of the blog. I’m not going to reply to each one, but I do really appreciate people leaving comments, particularly positive ones (from male readers – those whose genetics are not ruined by the presence of y-chromosomes are very welcome to leave contemptuous abuse). Thanks Bob (or possibly BOB)!

Here we go then: