Yes, yet more of what has consistently been one of my least popular series of captions : Downton Domination! I’ve done loads of these so I’m not about to stop any time soon. Sorry (not sorry).
Yes, yet more of what has consistently been one of my least popular series of captions : Downton Domination! I’ve done loads of these so I’m not about to stop any time soon. Sorry (not sorry).
Your feelings do matter, obviously. Just not to her. Or Daniel. |
It’ll be fine. Dr Franley’s patients rarely complain. |
Don’t get into one of those Mars/Venus misunderstandings by interpreting her words literally, OK? I mean, she wants a present tomorrow too, obviously. |
Thank goodness (and her) for that. |
I’ve always thought it odd that I am both her object and her subject. |
When she talks of the ‘place’ that’ll do it, just think of a gleaming, modern medical facility, OK? Not a dirty garage filled with rusty tools. It’ll be easier that way. |
Thank goodness for the invention of electricity – it’s a great way to save labour, or induce it depending on who’s holding the zapper. |
One day your luck might run out. |
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Don’t worry, sissy, you won’t have to stay there the whole day. Just most of the day. |
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Oh dear, I can never think of what to wish for in these situations… I suppose there’s always ‘world peace’. |
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Whoosh! |
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Her rod and staff… that’s the rod, you’re going to be be her staff. |
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I’m sure it’ll be a memorable honeymoon – but then, aren’t all honeymoons memorable, albeit in different ways? |
More femdom stuff that’s out there and not much remarked upon: this talented chap (I’m assuming ‘chap’) draws things that are rather lovely if you’re into giantess fetish and possibly even if you are not. He also reposts some vintage stuff which is reminiscent of the elegant and delightful Gibson Girls.
Sir Reginald Horner
Knelt in the corner
Worried about his career.
He feared he’d be late
For the Budget debate
But his Nanny was keeping him here.
In the House, with disdain
He’d rise up, to explain
That an increase in Health Service pay
While undoubtedly right,
Was not on, in the light
Of the fiscal position today.
Nanny Strict, with her feet up
Read, over her tea cup
Her paper: the politics page.
She was thinking of days
Lost in memory’s haze
As a staff-nurse, on minimum wage.
So she picked up her tawse
To prepare for a course
In arithmetic: “Stretch out your arm!”
“Take a nurse’s base pay (thwack!)
Then take taxes away (thwack!)
And you’re left with a hot stinging palm!”
“Here’s another quick sum
Take one fat fleshy bum
Add twelve strokes from a long rattan cane
Then if feeling contrition
You can check your addition
And add up the budget again.”
All the MPs were stunned
By Sir Reggie’s new fund
To pay nurses twice what they now earn.
Then he winced as he sat
And they wondered at that
What had led to this sudden U-turn?
“I just felt nurses’ pain”
He explained, in the rain
Interviewed, by the TV and press.
“This award, you might call
It… a ‘tribute’, that’s all
I could not sit at ease giving less!”
The rest is just history:
Whatever the mystery
That changed his decision back then.
All the experts agree
That this speech was the key
To his new house in Downing St: ten.
As PM he has access
To experts on taxes,
Defence, Home and Foreign Affairs.
But he likes to defer
For the last word, to… ‘her’:
To his ‘Special Adviser’ upstairs.
Now every decision’s
Thrashed out with precision:
The smack of firm government’s here.
Yet bad luck for the Right
(Who should cherish the sight):
It’s the Nanny State that they so fear.
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And of course there’s no rule that says you can’t use any twice. Or even more often than that. |
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I expect Sasha will get the hang of it. One excuse for a beating’s almost as good as another; it’s silly to get hung up on narrative consistency. I never do – as readers of my stories will attest. |
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He’s probably thinking he’s not really up to moving like greased lightening, at his age. But that’s the thing about femdom – you can always surprise yourself. |
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Subbie hear, subbie do. |
More tales of female domination from a more elegant era.
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Oh dear, how very tiresome. |
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And when you’re competent at the basics, perhaps you could try your hand at felching? I’ve heard it’s simply divine. |
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Mind you, they say being married is an education in itself. |
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Erm… yes, I actually think I do. Very much. |
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One must simply find amusement where one can, when spending time in the colonies. Of course, it’s important not to let standards slip – but I doubt Kitty has. |
… without permission.
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Perhaps you could write her a nice thank-you note while you’re wearing it. |
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No, they didn’t mention Rodney. I hope I don’t have to pay extra for him. |
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Just a soft little harmless thing. |
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When visting a French domme, once, I confused ‘quatorze’ (14) with ‘quarante’ (40). The difference is actually very easy to remember, when the 26 ‘extras’ are laid on with full force. |
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She believes in having honest relationships with her clients. Most dommes do. It must be awful for vanilla sex workers, having to pretend to like their clients and to enjoy their nasty desires. |
More images from those golden years before society went to the dogs. When chaps went out to rule the empire with nothing more than a cleft stick, a good solid education thrashed into them at one of the better public schools and a memsahib with firm opinions about household management.
It’s more Downton domination.
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I suppose a little fresh air while he was being thrashed never did a chap any harm. |
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It’s not that ironic. He strongly disapproved of it while it was being done to him, too – more so than ever, if anything. |
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“We” did, although only only one of us did most of the actual talking, as I recall it. |
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You might want to refer her to your own ‘FAM’ – that’s ‘Frantic Appeals for Mercy’ |
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She also has a carving knife. |