No, really.
Now, I may be mad. But that doesn’t mean I’m not right.
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Well, I rather think I’ll notice! But does she care what I think? Hmph. If I wasn’t in direct contact with electrodes under her control, I’d give her a piece of my mind, I can tell you! |
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And soon to be more like him still. |
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Oh yes, much more attractive. Don’t worry about that. |
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Just one of those little habits you have to break when you’re married – you know, like speaking when you’re not spoken to, that kind of thing. You’ll learn. |
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Damn. I’m beginning to hate that coin. Maybe I can persuade her to use a different one, next time. |
Mistress Eleise, looking lovely. For more pictures of Mistress Eleise looking lovely, try here. For pictures of Mistress Eleise not looking lovely, you could, erm…. well, you could try here, I suppose.
Although none of this resolves the more fundamental question of how to pronounce her name. El-AYE-za or El-EE-sa? I dunno, even though I have had some wonderful sessions with her (obviously, I always called her “Mistress”). Anyone know?
… you know Her life was saved by rock and roll?
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He’s already made his wish. In fact, he’s still fervently making it. But it’s not going to come true. |
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Obviously. |
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That’s just silly. You can’t hypnotise someone into doing something they really don’t want to do. So you’ll be fine. As long as she doesn’t actually want to do it. Yeah. |
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I hope he wears a crisp white uniform. |
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Oh dear… the guys are sure to laugh at me now. I mean… ‘LUT’. Doesn’t mean anything does it? How ridiculous. |
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I’m told that masturbating to porn can seriously diminish the male libido over the long run as well, so you just keep on doing what you’re doing, ‘k? |
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My SO is very good at dealing with feelings of guilt, too. |
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Edwardian femdom. There’s not enough of it about, in my opinion. |
Is this femdom? Works for me. But then, like at least 80% of the male British population, I adore Olivia Coleman.
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But I’ve only got one – after that thing with Angie last week. Oh… go on then. |
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That’ll be two us without a choice in the matter, then. I wonder who does decide these things? |
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There’s nothing so relaxing as knowing you can scream and thrash hysterically in fear and pain as much as you like. Time to hand over control. |
More dispatches from our heroines, the veterans of World War M. Those mutts have a lot to answer for. Never forget, never forgive.
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She’s an expert negotiator. |
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Warning: the value of investment bankers can go down as well as up. |
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There’s also ‘maidspreading’. That’s when you stand with your legs held firmly apart with a spreader bar. It’s usually a precursor to something rather painful. |
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You’d think they’d have guessed from the spreader gag. |
… and it’s worth it.
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Many men get excited at the thought of watching passionate lesbian sex, but believe me after a few years you kinda start to feel a bit jealous? Silly, I know… |
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Apparently she’s having the schoolroom fitted out already. If she’s not even pregnant yet, I have to say that seems a little premature. |