Daughter of Justice, most severe / That art the world’s great Arbitresse / And Queene of causes raigning heere.
The wonderful Mistress Sidonia of course, Head Mistress and goddess incarnate at the English Mansion.
O Fearefull frowning Nemesis
Category: wife
She knows best
So do stop arguing, hmm? It’s very tiresome.
With thanks to a commenter below, I’ll note that the smiling lady is Mistress Mona Rogers, whose pinned Tweet (X?) reports “it is time to announce my retirement”, alas. I wish her well and hope she still has a great deal to smile about.
Domestic docility
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| I don’t worry about that. What I’d like to know is whether I’m in a pre-orgasmic state or not. As time passes, I worry I might not be. |
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| In case you’re feeling anxious: she’s perfectly genuine in her disapproval of the methods employed by the Male Control Squad to deal with rebellious males. She and her friends have much better methods. |
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| Oh well, there’s always next month as my SO likes to say. |
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| I have two speeds: dawdling and scurrying. I’d scurry for her. Wouldn’t you? |
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| Funny thought: if I did have a cuckolding fetish, I might be about to enjoy this even more than he does. Hee…hmmm. Anyway, I’ll get that beer. |
As an extra, I’d just like to link once again to the site of the influential Mr Rogue-Hagen, who has been brightening our lives for decades with some very British femdom: Cruella. For a while now, his site has been giving away large photoshoot sets, some modern and some from the archives. No disrespect to the photographer or the ladies but I do prefer the older ones, even if the technical quality is lower. I doubt it’s a real reduction in the inherent quality, but you see these were the images I saw in the early 1990s when I first started buying porn. And it was before the Internet (except as a forum for discussing particle physics on bulletin boards) so there were few images around. And each one of these seared itself into my brain… I recall being so excited that I literally found it hard to breathe when opening up one of his magazines.
Anyway, it so happens that his latest upload is one of my all-time favourites from that period – ‘Guardess Julia’ (whom I believe to be a lady called Linda Leigh). So I encourage you all to go and have a look (well-managed boys will want to stop about halfway down the page, when she gets her top off, but there’s plenty of pictures before that which are thoroughly suitable). I encourage you even more strongly to try some of the things on his site that are not free, so as to give a little back and reward him for his wonderful work over all of these years. A femdom legend.
Her husband, her rules
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| She doesn’t need any limits, so why would you? |
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| Actually, the disciplinary spankings can also be part of a healthy, active sex life, as long as it’s understood that it’s not yours. |
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| It’s a day to express gratitude, so don’t forget to do that. Oh – and to count, too. |
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| Don’t worry: ‘the good bit’ goes on for a long time. |
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| When she says she ‘doesn’t believe a word of it’ she means the story, obviously. She fully agrees with the statement that was actually tattooed on. |
Heroine addiction
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| My SO says I’m a sore loser and I indeed, I usually am. |
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| She’ll forget, so why shouldn’t he? |
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| She’s shortly to embark on an exciting project to test the effect of repeated applications on saliva on shoe-leather, just as soon as she secures the funding. |
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| I’ve been declared mentally incapable – physically too, come to think of it – by many women, but never formally. |
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| She seems very relaxed about the thought of all that jerking-off. I suppose it made her and Patty a lot of money… but it’s not as if they deliberately encourage it, is it? Oh look, here’s a short clip from the second movie. Just put it on repeat if it’s not quite long enough for you. |
It’s alarming how charming she feels
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| She’s a perfectionist – and you’re a long way from perfect. Still, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, as they say. |
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| Obviously it’s going to be a bit tense for you, waiting to learn the outcome. You’ll be able to hear them at it, in the next room, so if you hear her have an orgasm, you’ll know she – what’s that? You don’t know what your wife’s orgasm sounds like? Oh. OK. Well, best of luck anyway. |
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| He used to practice a hands-on management style, but I expect those days are over now. |
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| What’s the hockey stick got to do with it? Honestly, don’t they teach them how to speak properly in schools these days? |
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| There was something actually but… erm… oh, nothing important. It can wait. |
Indignity
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| Ah… furniture privileges. I remember the first time my SO told me I wasn’t allowed on the furniture any more and I cheekily asked if that included the whipping bench. How we laughed… or we would have done if I’d dared say it out loud. |
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| Elbow-length latex gloves should come with a safety warning, in my view. And latex gloves that cover the full length of the arm are just unsafe, no matter what the ‘experts’ might tell us about the length of the lower intestine. |
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| See all the little gold rings on their toes? Aren’t they pretty? They’ve got lots more gold rings, for you to wear, so maybe you’ll look just as pretty too. But they’re not going on your toes, obviously. |
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| If it’ll help, the soaking wet towel she is planning to ram down your throat will taste quite soapy. |
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| You might think that spousal abuse is neither funny nor sexy. My wife disagrees, though: she loves it, so who am I to argue? |
Hack job
“Dear Strict Mistress Tricia
Thank you for your reply. I am so much looking forward to visiting you again at your dungeon this afternoon. You asked whether I had any special requests for this session and I am writing to convey a fantasy that I have long nurtured but never really dared to express before.
Please could you “
No.
“Please could you I humbly beg for a much ‘harder’ session than usual. I have been quite exceptionally naughty and I believe that I deserve particularly severe punishment. I humbly request that we start ‘in character’ from the very second I walk in the door: you can order me to remain silent, while I strip, then without a word you handcuff me and gag me with a”
With a… with a…
“a with one of my own socks, firmly held in with masking tape, so I cannot make a sound. Then I deserve nothing less than two hours of relentless physical chastisement. Hard spanking with a wooden paddle, the belt across my shoulders and back and please could you finish with an exceptionally hard beating on my buttocks and thighs with a”
Hmm…oh yes, of course.
“cane. Yes: a long, brutal caning with a long, brutal cane. I need to be strapped securely across a whipping bench and thrashed soundly. Don’t worry about my ‘limits’: Just for once I need to be seriously hurt, so no play acting. My wife is away so don’t worry about leaving marks either. I want my bottom to be a mass of welts and bruises.
I have one slightly strange request, Strict Mistress. Each time you begin with a new implement could you say “This is from Lucy”? It’s just a weird little fetish I have had for a long time and I hope that being very thoroughly beaten “for Lucy” will help me get it out of my system.
Counting the hours until I can be at your feet again, Strict Mistress.
Trevor”
No
“Slave Trevor”
And… send!
Over-ruled
Regrettably, like most submissives I have spent much too much of my life under-ruled.
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| and a fur coat. From his remaining 20% of his income. Otherwise it wouldn’t count as a present, would it? |
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| I actually find a caning can bring quite intense sexual pleasure. To be honest, that’s usually a relief because she pauses for a while when she comes. |
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| Modern financial products developed specifically for findomme relationships are much more convenient – you can really feel in control of someone else’s finances, which can be very reassuring. |
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| Sounds quite edgy… make sure you agree a safeword before she starts, yeah? |
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| Perhaps she forgot to mention that before? It’s an important point of detail, obviously, but the most important aspects of the plan – her not married any more, inheriting all your assets – those are actually the same regardless of the actual mechanics of the process. |
Leading ladies
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| Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don’t you think? Awful. No, no, please don’t do that. |
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| Well at least she’s giving you a choice. |
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| Oddly enough, it’s quite common to experience a powerful orgasm at the actual moment of castration. Usually the surgeon just needs to take a moment to get her breath back and then finish the operation, though. |
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| I see a happy ever after on the horizon. |
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| You know, I write a lot here about being told I was ‘the worst fuck ever’ on dates, but actually it’s only happened to me once. |
