Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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| Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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| Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
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| I have quite a few tattoos – my SO says it gives her a feeling of ownership. Mostly shopping lists or phone numbers. |
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| Still, she’s wearing a proper medical outfit, so you know you’re safe in professional hands. |
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| Poor Andy. Bet he felt humiliated! |
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| I’m quite good at scrabble. I’m rubbish at blow jobs, though… everyone says so. |
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| Looks like someone has forgotten the virtues of kindness! Honestly, saying such hurtful about Felicity; it’s hardly in the spirit of charity and forgiveness that the Order prescribes, is it? |
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| A bit presumptuous, from someone I only met five minutes ago. What makes her so sure I won’t just wander off and never meet her again? |
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| You might think that after this experience she’d become a pro-domme, but actually she’s fine with the escort business, as long as she can occasionally beat clients up. |
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| Now here’s a professional lady more focused on the subculture’s needs! |
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| Some of the sales team made the mistake of telling potential customers that they’d be physically punished if they didn’t meet their sales targets. 5% of customers did buy more, in sympathy, 75% just laughed it off as a joke but the remaining 20% immediately cancelled their orders. All women, oddly enough. |
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| The run’s extended by three months, but after that it seems they’re likely to run out of convicted sex offenders. Of course, there are always more sex offenders being convicted – but strangely, the sexual crime rate fell by 75% soon after the show opened. Ironic, huh? |
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| It’s not really ‘permanent’ damage anyway, is it? I mean, not permanent permanent. Just to the end of the boy’s life, which is obviously less for the older, over-25 models. Quite a lot less, in some cases. |
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| I’m sure she’ll let them know when she’s good and ready. |
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| Masturbating while looking at pictures of her on the Internet definitely puts you on her fail list too. Sorry. |
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| Hmm… Haven’t heard anything about kissing the bride, yet. Perhaps that’s the surprise she has in mind. |
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| Unfortunately, the thing I’m best at is quaking in fear. And she doesn’t seem to want that. Not for this role, anyway. |
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| Power drill play… not for everyone, obviously. Just for you. |
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| Despite the harsh look of the place, it’s actually more an institution for rehabilitation and education, rather than punishment as such. Of course, it all hurts, but there’s a purpose to it, that’s all I’m saying. |
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| I don’t see why funerals have to be sad. I want my own funeral to be a joyous occasion, and when I told my SO that, She laughed and said it almost certainly would be. |
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| See – and you were complaining about her fucking other men! All square now, right? |
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| More fun than a trireme: you get to jog along the road in the fresh air. |
…but most of the time it’s soft, all safe and sound locked away in its little tube.
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| Women, eh? Can’t do anything for themselves! |
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| Erm… actually, that is fully erect. Ma’am. |
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| It must be tedious being so perfect and wonderful. |
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| Yet another time-saving app. Do we ever stop to wonder what we’re going to do with all of the time we’re saving, hmm? I mean, for me it’ll mostly be ironing and scrubbing floors but not everyone has the external motivation I’m lucky enough to receive. |
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| Playful execution is essentially the theme of her whole oeuvre, if you know what I mean. |
I always try to be.
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| You could try combining the two? |
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| She should really increase your housekeeping allowance, you know. I think you should take a stand on this. Be a man, you know? |
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| Just a joke, OK? If you’re religious at all, please be reassured that I have the utmost respect for all religions. I uphold your right to worship your god, whatever you call Her. |
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| She’s really making an effort to satisfy your fetish here. |
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| Hmm. Looks like they didn’t read my email about my likes and dislikes in session. The corset is supposed to stay on. Plus, I’m pretty sure I didn’t request the whole plastic sheeting, knives and blood thing. I’ll have to have a word. |
… with me as the frog.
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| She’s trying to de-clutter. |
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| Should last her until the spring, her favourite time of the year, when the first fresh green nettles start to arrive. |
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| It’s probably that damn dog. The same one that keeps stealing her used underwear. |
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| It’s a service industry. |
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| I guess she would. Vigorously, immediately and without mercy. |
