Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
I always find her explanations entirely convincing.
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| Oooh – that’s a nasty sensation, isn’t it? When you really have to go but… On the other hand, arguing with her can lead to much nastier sensations, so probbaly best just to go with it. It’s not as if she’s giving you a choice. |
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| Femdom means always having to say you’re sorry. |
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| I bet she can, too. Or I would, if I were allowed money. |
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| She’s a bit squeamish about that sort of thing. Best to just swallow it straight away. |
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| Ermmm….. |
Pretty girls can be so mean,
don’t you think?
I knew this girl in high school,
for example. She was pretty and cute, and she hung out with all of the cool
kids. So of course, I was amazed when she asked me round to her place one day.
I suspected she just wanted help with her homework, you know, but I couldn’t
control my hopes that she might be sweet on me, and my heart was pounding out
of my chest when I rang her doorbell.
But wouldn’t you know it, as
soon as I was inside, she knocked me out and I woke up in a dark cellar, where
over the course of that week, she and her friends subjected me to the most
unspeakable tortures and sexual humiliations, then locked me in chastity and
condemned me to a lifetime of chained servitude as her male maid! Girls, eh?
True story.
Well, except the bit about being
in high school. I’m British. We don’t really have them.
But every word of the rest is
true. Honest.
Onwards…
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| Worship…devotional prayers…human sacrifice – whatever she wants, really. |
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| Oh don’t be ridiculous. Of course she’s not going to fry up his balls! What a suggestion! She’s going to lightly glaze them with cardamom-scented honey, and serve on a bed of sauteed mange-tout with polenta. |
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| It’s generally not a good idea to let your manager and your dominatrix work together. But once they do, the best thing to do is just to accept the situation. After all, you have no choice. |
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| Awww. Isn’t that sweet, to think of your comfort like that? That’s why you’re marrying her, right? |
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| Therapy can help, too. For example, I discovered that my fears of sexual inadequacy stem from being sexually inadequate. I owe my therapist a great debt, which I’m paying off in monthly installments deducted directly from my salary. |
Do you really want to make me cry?
Oh…say you do.
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| “Boots” is a surprisingly popular choice. You can also sell the right to choose, to someone else, then just take pot luck. Quite fun, if you’re feeling adventurous. |
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| Oh well. It’s been deep-fried. How bad can it be? |
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Perhaps.
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| They also provide a complimentary paddle, by the minibar, and there’s a shackle in the bathroom. It’s those little touches that make the difference between simply staying in a hotel and having an experience there. |
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| Sounds fair. |
…and isn’t that great?
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| No. You’re not going far. |
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| It’s useful to understand your partner’s hard limits. For example, my Significant Other is OK with most forms of play, but ‘disobedience’ and ‘answering back’ are real hard limits for her. |
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| Czech has almost twenty different ways of saying “sorry”, you know. Which actually turns out to be quite useful. |
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| Two OWK captions in one posting. Goodness. Servitor must be feeling in need of harsh treatment. |
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| It’s a nice gesture, but what’s the betting she’ll decide she wants to use the belt this time? Women – eh? |
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| He might have his hair tugged less if he cuts it too. He looks like a bit of a sissy with hair that long, if you ask me. |
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| Isn’t that sweet? Of course, they didn’t keep the ponies for long. They’re so expensive to keep. But they’ll always have that memory. |
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| Don’t be jealous that she’s so much better in bed than you are. After all, you’re so much better at ironing than she ever was. |
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| I think you just pushed her own limits. I don’t recommend that. |
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| It’s silly to blame her for your own faults, now, isn’t it? |
Sometimes it’s difficult to tell them apart, don’t you think?
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| And thanks to rote learning, they know a lot of very long poems in Norwegian, word-perfect, off by heart. Sadly, they don’t know what any of those words mean. |
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| Do you sense she might be losing interest in the sexual side of this marriage? |
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| Don’t worry. She’ll have time to get away, when the acid starts gushing out. Even in those high heels – she’ll be fine. |
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| Oh well. |
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| Having your mouth full most of the time will probably help prevent you forming deep emotional attachments too. |
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| Or indeed speak. |
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| You see, it’s not actually a mail-order bride service. It’s for mail-order husbands. |
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| She’s obviously know. Most of the girls in the office know all about your, ermm… little problem. |
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| He doesn’t take up much room. |
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| Just a little light spanking. Then the heavy paddle. So much more fun, on the front. |
Actually I don’t know if these images have been ‘graven’. To be completely honest, I don’t really know what ‘graven’ means. But occasionally I like to hearken back to the title of the blog with a religious reference.
And isn’t it amazing, if you go googling phrases relating to punishment and humiliation, looking for bdsm porn (as we do), how most of the vanilla sites you find are religious? Hmmm… something to be explored there, I’d suggest.
But not in this blog. On we go.
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| And you’ll do. |
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| Well? Have you? |
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| Poor Simon. It must be very difficult for him. Almost as difficult as it’s going to be for you. |
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| Actually, there are other ways to make the swelling go down. But amputation is easily the best. Don’t worry – they’ll fit you with a prosthetic replacement. |
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| A lot of men don’t realise that when they’re married, they’re expected to discuss things a lot more. Such as discussing why they’re late home, discussing why the ironing wasn’t done to her satisfaction, discussing whether he can stand up or must remain on his knees for a bit longer – that kind of thing. It’s all about communication. |
Yet more captioned images of female domination. What else were you expecting? Dancing kittens?
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| But don’t ask her to buy you any long trousers. You know she won’t. |
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| She’s going to be applying some science. |
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| It’s all right. She’ll take it nice and slowly. |
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| You’ve only yourself to blame. You gave her the job – remember? I can’t imagine why. She’s rubbish at cleaning. |
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| It’s not as if Raoul would be taking your matrimonial rights. She’s not going to fuck you, whetever happens, she’s made that quite clear. So you’re not losing anything. Be reasonable, hmm? |
Captioned images of… erm…… oh, I expect I’ll think of something.
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| Ridiculously overpriced, I know, but if they’re in fashion, I guess she has to have one. |
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| Often, anniversaries are a good opportunity for a really honest talk about your relationship. Or for just fucking off and not bothering her. One or the other – just see how it goes on the day, I suggest. |
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| Back to normal tomorrow, I expect.
The lady, of course, is the imperious Goddess Bojana, whom brave souls can discover at the address on the image.
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| Do try to keep up.
Image from menareslaves.com
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| It has absolutely nothing to do with female domination, but if you haven’t see the seal clip, I do actually recommend it.
I don’t know much about Muffia.com, I’m afraid, but Google says they have the best big titties and bootie on the Internet. Not really my kind of thing, and anyway I’m not allowed. But it’s a very nice picture.
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