Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| I suppose it never hurts to go through things again, just to make sure. Well… I don’t mean it never actually hurts – obviously it does hurt – I just mean…. oh , you know. |
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| The longer it goes on, the longer his pleasureable anticipation, I suppose. |
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| I wonder what she has planned for the evening. For you, that is. |
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| Aww… is there a little furry… hairy, leggy, fangy.. friend in there with you? Or several. |
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| You, by contrast, can easily go quite badly wrong. But you’ll know when you do. |
Mistress Apple, there, of course and she’s right, they will.
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| Off to your mystery honeymoon destination. Exciting! |
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| My SO enjoys watching me write my name. There’s a whole bunch of forms waiting for me, as soon as I’ve finished this post. They’re all in Arabic, so I’ve no idea what they say but apparently they’re very important. |
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| Peggy pegs. |
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| People can be so cruel. Especially men. Bastards. |
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| He can explore his submisive side. Or not. It really won’t make much of a difference either way. |
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| It probably wasn’t intentional – just one of those things, you know? No point making a big deal of it. |
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| Don’t worry, she said ‘yes’ the second time around. And then she charged for her presence at the marriage ceremony at session rates – rather a sweet touch, don’t you think? |
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| Yes, that should help take your mind off it. I think she’d like a back-rub too, if you don’t mind. |
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| Many new husbands find it difficult at first, now they have to discuss things with someone else instead of just deciding for themselves. But it’s actually part of the joy of marriage. My SO, for example, prefers that I discuss with her before taking important decisions such as speaking, getting up from my knees or leaving her presence and – to be honest – I can hardly imagine how I managed before. |
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| No problem – I’ve got both on speed-dial. |
She is so pleased to be a part of the arrangement. Warning: clip utterly unrelated to femdom and disappointingly safe for work.
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| She’s actually very kind – never uses the cattleprod more than she absolutely has to, you know? |
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| Obviously, this is something we cannot condone nowadays. Asking female co-workers whether they have lock-picking skills is the very definition of workplace sexual harassment, I reckon. |
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| You might not technically be gay but then you’re not really heterosexual in any meaningful sense either, are you? I mean: your hand’s not female. |
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| How about what? |
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| She’ll be able to tell when the power’s back on, because there’s a little green light that flashes above the circuit-breaker. That, and the agonized shrieks for mercy from upstairs. |
The boys get lonely after you leave. I’ve featured this before, of course.
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| I have to admit she’s right there. |
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| Breaking up is always painful – this no more so than most. |
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| Silly old Kurt – fucks my wife, takes my money… I think he’s just covering up feelings of insecurity. |
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| No regrets, though. She doesn’t allow them. |
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| Awww…., isn’t she sweet? How could anyone say no to that? |
…I’m her boy.
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| No, just need a lamp-post to raise my leg against some time soon, that’s all. No rush. |
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| A range of sizes – but all boyfriend-sized, not you-sized, yeah? Mike’s friends will be real guys. |
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| Actually, it’s extremely good practice because they don’t usually bother to fill the pool with water. |
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| How very kind of her. |
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| She should make sure she gets his consent first, though. Or during – whatever’s easiest. |
You make everything… groovy baby.
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| Actually, most such limits turn out to be soft and squidgy, when tested vigorously. |
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| Why do all my dates end up like this? Maybe it’s the poetry… |
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| Actually, I think the whole idea of young women putting their torture skills on display like this is a bit offensive. But no one cares what I think. Even me, oddly. |
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| I think the experience might bring you closer. So will that hasp, when she attaches it to your collar. |
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| There’s an amusing additional caption down here. Hello? Down here…amusing caption? Oh, I don’t know why I bother… |
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| Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any ‘less free’ just because from now on you can’t do or say anything your wife disapproves of? It’s just a different way of life, that’s all. |
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| Rubbing up against a tree? Sounds a bit kinky. |
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| She seems nice. |
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| Yes, let’s. |
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| What a lovely film that was. Especially the bath scene… |
They go together so well. More common than you might think.
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| In the – very unlikely – event that it does start giving you punishment-level shocks, there’s a helpline you can call that’s open every single day between 10 and 4, and usually only has a very short waiting time. So… nothing to worry about. |
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| That’s the thing about a good thrashing with a cane: it’s so straightforward. You know where you stand (corner, usually). |
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| And there’s some lubricant in case any chafing symptoms emerge, for whatever reason. |
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| Don’t worry: she’s planning to consummate the marriage. Just not with you. |
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| I’ve always thought the mens lib movement would be much more effective if they just recognised reality and put a woman in charge. But they like to try to do things by themselves, bless them. |
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| Well.. someone might mind, actually. But no one who matters. |
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| Goodness, what a large one. As no woman has ever said to me, in my entire life. More seriously, though, I really, really like this caption. If you don’t like this one then you are probably ‘reading’ the wrong femdom blog, because as far as I’m concerned, this is as good as it gets (sorry). |
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| Actually, I stopped complaining to Mum when I realised she was always going to take my sister’s side. And obviously there was no point complaining to Dad – he tried to stick up for me once, and we both got a spanking for his trouble. |
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| Looking? Looking where? |
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| Actually, I really like this one too… |