Reunited


It’s so cool
to see the two of you again, after all these years.  So  -while she’s stepped out of the room, how are things between you and Fiona?  Hey? Still
great?  You were always, like, this perfect
couple?

Yeah?  Does she? 
Yeah I did notice you were quite quiet around her.  Well, she was always quite bossy.  I guess you knew that when you married her.

Oh – I’m
sure it’s not as bad as that!  Lots of
couples have rules.  And it’s not like
you were ever going to be the one in charge in this marriage, is it?  Not with Fuhrer Fiona in charge!  That’s what we used to call her at school.

Doe
she?  Wow.

But you were
into that anyway, weren’t you? 
I remember, w
hen we were together, you were always asking me to smack your
bottom, or tie you up.  That’s one of the reasons we
split up… I like the man to be in charge. 
I think
you’re really lucky to have found someone else who’s into it.  I’m sure she doesn’t beat you that hard.

Does
she?  Wow.  Well, I don’t know anything about that
stuff.  But you look OK to me.  You’ve lost weight, for one thing.  You look good.

What?

Oh don’t be
ridiculous!  How could I help you
‘escape’!  You’re not a prisoner
here.  I’m sure you could leave any time
you wanted!

What?  Oh good grief!  Nobody’s a ‘slave’ any more.  I mean, not really.  I think the two of you are just going through
a bad patch, that’s all.  And the kinky
sex thing is just making it a bit more complicated.  But I expect you’ll work it out.

Oh
dear.  Now I’ve upset you.  Look – stop crying, I’ll help if I can, OK?
 
Well maybe I
could talk to her about how you’re feeling, and –

Oh calm
down!  Stop panicking!  I’m her oldest friend, I know how to tell her
things.

Anyway, here
she comes now.   Don’t worry.  I won’t tell her directly, but maybe tonight
when we’ve had a few drinks I’ll just let on that you told me you’re a bit
unhappy with her, OK?  I’m sure she’ll be
fine with it.  Then the two of you can start working through your differences after I’ve gone.

Shhh!  Not a word!

Special pleading

…it’s her favourite sort.

Eleise de Lacy is God
It’s best to take it bit by bit.  Remember, Ladies, you can always have another go and take off a few more IQ points if he’s still uppity, but if you hold on too long and you’ve got a drooling idiot who’s too stupid to work the vacuum cleaner, you’ll regret it the next time you want the floor cleaned!
 I take it no one in my audience will fail to recognise these as the magnificent Eleise de Lacy and Domina Lisa, here in a Femme Fatale Films production?
Thought not – you bunch of perverts.
 
 

Henpecked slave
I think she’d better watch out.  He could turn – just like that.
 This is from Planet Femdom.  I have loads of stills from this shoot – it’s great, don’t you think?  He’s so small!  She’s so tall!  Brilliant! I’m just going to keep on putting essentially the same caption on all of them.  Love it!
 

Pet play special
And then of course there’s the pie still to eat.  Actually, it really wasn’t that great.  But you don’t want to tell her that.
 
 

Femdom control
Seems fair.  And if it doesn’t seem fair to you, I really wouldn’t recommend pointing that out to her.
 
 

Disgraceful objectified sexist trash
Best not to get high on your own supply, after all.  I personally never masturbate when creating or posting captioned images.  Nor do I ever tell lies.  And of course, I should be severely punished were I to break either of those rules….

But when you are tied to your mother’s apron…

As I’d love to be…still, this blog talks about castration anyway.  Quite a lot, actually.

Femdom hell is heaven
Sometimes, they are even the same aspect of the same place.
 
 

No talking
That’s a relief.  It would be a bit embarassing to have had to reply “a small cupboard” to any questions about where you spent your honeymoon.  And you know her rule about always telling the truth.
 
 

Not a castration caption
Oh, OK.  Maybe we’re not talking about castration today, after all.  Maybe we’re not talking about anything.
 
 

Not quite a castration caption
I suspect ‘we’ will.
 
 

I hope so too.

I grant I never saw a goddess go…

…My mistress, when she walks, treads on the
ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she
belied with false compare.


She walks upon the ground it’s true, but also into my dreams.  Ahhh.

Castration chat
Really, men get so obsessive about this sort of thing.
 

Femdom choices
It’s good to have choices.  Eat it, don’t eat it.  Up to you.
 

 

I’ve noticed she seems to stay cross for longer, these days.
 

Madame Sarka fattens them up
Actually, the  Ladies always cook too much food at Christmas, and they end up having to throw at least half of it away.  But it doesn’t get wasted – they just feed it to the pigs.
 


Mens lib again - how tiresome
The person is political.

 



 

And, just for Another Anonymous:



See?  It’s worth commenting in this blog.  You get stuff.




Self-discipline

They say that self-discipline is a very important trait to develop.  But it’s just never as good as the real thing, is it?

On we go, burbling and stumbling gradually into total irrelevance.



Sexy pilots
He was known as a bit of a ball-breaker too, which is actually rather ironic considering what happens to him when the laundry isn’t done to everyone’s satisfaction.
Aren’t they great? This is the Dutch airforce.  Well, not all the Dutch air force, obviously.  Found on this rather unusual tumblr (I don’t often credit tumblrs, but this is a bit different) http://dommesmilitaire.tumblr.com/  If anyone knows of a country that’s likely to be invaded by the Netherlands in the near future, do let me know, as I think I’d like to be oppressed by these people.  

OK, thanks to an anonymous commenter below, I now know this is not the Dutch air force, but the US air force.  In Alaska.  Not Holland.  Well… I was close.

Still, I suppose that will at least make the task of finding a country likely to be invaded by these people a little easier.  

Crush fetish now as well
Kind of puts things into perspective, don’t you think?

Yet another castration image
Oh for goodness sake!  I’m into femdom because I don’t want to make choices!  Why are so many dommes so soft?
 This is an image from Cruella, the Lady Victoria – who was presented as the Editrix of their magazines.  Of course, that was long ago, before the Internet.  1990 or thereabouts, and I a callow young student, nervously travelling down to London to buy a brown paper bag of magazines… aye, we made our own entertainment in them days, you know.

Maid in charge
In some households the husband fucks the maid, too.  But not in this one.  She doesn’t have the key, anyway.

Bridegroom punishment in female led relationship
Yes, that’ll help get you in the mood to take your weddings vows.  Not the wishy-washy ones during the church service.  The real ones, just before.




Pre-nuptial agreement


Ah, there
you are, darling.  Now have you written
that note?


No?  Well why not?

Oh don’t be
ridiculous, darling.  It’s just a
precaution.  I mean, we both love each
other now, of course we do, and I fully expect that we’ll both love one another
for ever.  But just in case – just on the
off-chance – that something happens and our marriage isn’t working any more…
well, then it’s useful to have arranged something like this beforehand, that’s all.  Isn’t it?

What do you
mean, you don’t know what to say?  It’s
pretty simple.  You don’t have to worry
about getting the wording exactly right or anything.  I mean if you really were committing suicide, you’d
be a bit distraught, wouldn’t you?  You’d
probably just put down any old thing.

Just say –
you know, that you can’t take it any more, you hate your life and you’ve
decided to put an end to your worthless existence.  That sort of thing.  Oh – and probably best to say you’re sorry for any pain you’ve caused me, but that you think this is the best thing for both of us.

Hmm?  No – best
not to specify any method.  We don’t know
whether you’d be co-operative if I ever needed to use it, so I think I’d better have to improvise whatever I can at the time.  If I ever need it.

Are you
writing it now?  Great.  Well, when it’s done, give it to me and I’ll
put it somewhere safe.
 
And then I can
tell you all about the plans for the wedding!

Happy thoughts


Morning honey! Hey – I was wondering – did you talk to George at he party last night? Sally’s George?

Yes, I thought I saw you the two of you. So… did you notice anything different?

Yeah? He does seem happy, doesn’t he? Much better than he was. And they make such a lovely couple now – don’t you think?  They’re both really happy.  I’m glad you noticed that.

Well… Sally let me into a little secret last night. Apparently, she had him fitted with a ThoughtTrainer about two months ago! Isn’t that amazing? Yeah – those things they use on criminals.

Anyway, apparently it’s set to train his thoughts to be more attentive to her. So it makes him happy when he’s obeying her – and it hurts him a bit if he has disobedient thoughts.

Yes, that’s probably why he was having all those headaches last month. I expect he was still getting used to having to think obedient thoughts all the time. But it looks like he’s cracked it now! And that’s why she decided finally to tell us – I can’t believe she kept it quiet for so long.

No, apparently he can’t tell anyone. It’s set to block him saying anything about it. Apparently you can set it up, so it prevents any expression at all of some thoughts. So he can’t disagree with her – that kind of thing.

But he seems really happy. Don’t you think he seemed happy? He had a kind of smile on his face the whole evening, didn’t he? And especially when she gave him little jobs to do. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so eager.

I guess they’re kind of a perfect couple now, huh? Because she used to hate it when he disobeyed – do you remember?  She’s always been like that. A bit like me, I suppose!

Oh – and Julie said that maybe she’d have one fitted onto Trevor. Now he really needs it – don’t you think? Imagine! Grumpy old Trevor as a happy little helper for his wife. I’m looking forward to seeing that!

I hope they’ll be as happy as Sally and George. Don’t you? I’m sure they will be. Lucky old Trevor. I expect it’ll be the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

Don’t you think so?

Right.

 So….is there anything you want to say to me?

No?

Oh.

OK.

Well, I guess you’d better get on with your chores, anyway. I’m going round to see Sally. A few of us girls are. I’ll probably be late back, so don’t wait up, OK? Unless there’s something you want to talk about, when I get back.

OK, bye then!

Shut up, she explained

I always find her explanations entirely convincing.

Butt-plug day
Oooh – that’s a nasty sensation, isn’t it?  When you really have to go but…  On the other hand, arguing with her can lead to much nastier sensations, so probbaly best just to go with it.  It’s not as if she’s giving you a choice.
 
 

Femdom sorry
Femdom means always having to say you’re sorry.
 
 

Complimentary drinks male service
I bet she can, too.  Or I would, if I were allowed money.
 
 

Forced feeding femdom
She’s a bit squeamish about that sort of thing.  Best to just swallow it straight away.
 
 

Ermmm…..

Yours severely

Captioned images of… erm…… oh, I expect I’ll think of something.





Ridiculously overpriced, I know, but if they’re in fashion, I guess she has to have one.
 

Often, anniversaries are a good opportunity for a really honest talk about your relationship.  Or for just fucking off and not bothering her.  One or the other – just see how it goes on the day, I suggest.
 

Back to normal tomorrow, I expect.

The lady, of course, is the imperious Goddess Bojana, whom brave souls can discover at the address on the image.
 
 




Do try to keep up.

Image from menareslaves.com

 
 
It has absolutely nothing to do with female domination, but if you haven’t see the seal clip, I do actually recommend it.

I don’t know much about Muffia.com, I’m afraid, but Google says they have the best big titties and bootie on the Internet.  Not really my kind of thing, and anyway I’m not allowed.  But it’s a very nice picture.

Well heeled

They are, and so am I when they let me get close.

Still, he got his money’s worth.


Adventurous femdom wife
Goodness.  This looks as if it’s about to get very adventurous.  Positively kinky.


Other world kingdom
I can only ‘take’ a few strokes, I’m ashamed to say.  Fortunately what she can ‘give’ is what actually matters.


Sex with cuckold
Hey – you can be her girlfriend, though, right?  All the fun and none of that complicated sex stuff?


There.  I told you it would be all right.

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