Shut up, she explained

I always find her explanations entirely convincing.

Butt-plug day
Oooh – that’s a nasty sensation, isn’t it?  When you really have to go but…  On the other hand, arguing with her can lead to much nastier sensations, so probbaly best just to go with it.  It’s not as if she’s giving you a choice.
 
 

Femdom sorry
Femdom means always having to say you’re sorry.
 
 

Complimentary drinks male service
I bet she can, too.  Or I would, if I were allowed money.
 
 

Forced feeding femdom
She’s a bit squeamish about that sort of thing.  Best to just swallow it straight away.
 
 

Ermmm…..

Yours severely

Captioned images of… erm…… oh, I expect I’ll think of something.





Ridiculously overpriced, I know, but if they’re in fashion, I guess she has to have one.
 

Often, anniversaries are a good opportunity for a really honest talk about your relationship.  Or for just fucking off and not bothering her.  One or the other – just see how it goes on the day, I suggest.
 

Back to normal tomorrow, I expect.

The lady, of course, is the imperious Goddess Bojana, whom brave souls can discover at the address on the image.
 
 




Do try to keep up.

Image from menareslaves.com

 
 
It has absolutely nothing to do with female domination, but if you haven’t see the seal clip, I do actually recommend it.

I don’t know much about Muffia.com, I’m afraid, but Google says they have the best big titties and bootie on the Internet.  Not really my kind of thing, and anyway I’m not allowed.  But it’s a very nice picture.

Well heeled

They are, and so am I when they let me get close.

Still, he got his money’s worth.


Adventurous femdom wife
Goodness.  This looks as if it’s about to get very adventurous.  Positively kinky.


Other world kingdom
I can only ‘take’ a few strokes, I’m ashamed to say.  Fortunately what she can ‘give’ is what actually matters.


Sex with cuckold
Hey – you can be her girlfriend, though, right?  All the fun and none of that complicated sex stuff?


There.  I told you it would be all right.

Awe and shock

OWK ladies with slaves
They operate a performance management system of penalties and rewards.  If you perform badly, you’re punished severely.  If you perform well, you’re punished a bit less severely.  Probably. 
 

Yet more small cock humiliation
Actually, I have a chapter about dealing with this sort of rejection in my new self-help book, called She’s just not that into you – because you’re a sad little weirdo with a tiny cock.
 

Chastity key to happiness
All sorts of ways that conversation could go.  “What key?” would be a bad thing to hear, for instance.
 

Domme shoots the pervert
Enjoy.
 

Female led - very female led
It’s a good thing someone’s got willpower, anyway.

Brutal elegance

Or should that be ‘elegantly brutal’?  Both are good, I think.

Leather clad femdom whip and boots oh yum yum
That’s a relief.  I thought she might be cross.


Southern belle dominatrix
Women always appreciate a compliment.  Quick, try another.  She might even take one of the weights off.


Schoolgirl caning - but the other way around
I don’t know why they have those canes with them, though.  I suppose they don’t realise that corporal punishment has long been abolished in British schools.  Poor things – they must have been so worried!


Femdom wife in control
Well, this is going well.


Wife loves your new secretary or she will
Later, when his new secretary moved in with them, the ladies found a way of making doubly sure.  So that’s all right.

How do I love her, let me count the ways

One thank You, Ma’am
Two, thank You, Ma’am
Three, thank You, Ma’am
uh – four, thank You, Ma’am!
Five – oh – thank You, Ma’am!
sniff…whimper…
SIX!  Aaah!  Six thank You, Ma’am!
Thank You, thank You.

Thank You.

The cane and her
Very politely.  Or you’ll really be in trouble.


Conditions of servitude
With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes.  Shame you don’t get to vote, really.


Suffering for her pleasure
Don’t worry about what she likes.  You don’t have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it – she definitely likes that.


Two little maids from school are we
Poor David.  Those horribly sore balls.  Still, I understand someone will be kissing them better later on.
Pro-am domme
And you get to be a lifestyle client.  You take whatever she gives you, until you can’t afford it.

Femdom captions. More femdom captions.

Oi, Google!  Over here.  More femdom captions.  Other world kingdom.  Dominatrix.  Bandicoots.  Anne Hathaway.  Kittens doing amusing things on video.


That’s enough site optimization for now.  On we go.






Kitchen discipline
The arms only get broken anyway, so it’s a bit silly really.





Humiliation domination secretary-ation
No danger of this one being talked about in the secretary’s pool. Not as long as she gets that pay rise.  And yours too.





Fellatio night
It’s better to give than receive.  And important always to swallow, too.
Femdom wife for sure
Of course, she’s a bit of an amateur and there’s lots she doesn’t know about.  Safewords, for instance.  She doesn’t know about those.  Or care.





Lesbian girlfriends and punishment oh my
Poor Natalie.  I hope she gets over it quickly, don’t you?


Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in a – oh, hang on, never mind.

All rather domestic this time.  Lovers of evil dominatrices in black leather…goodness I enjoyed typing that, let’s go again… evil dominatrices in black leather, look elsewhere.  The very next post, frinstance.

Femdom travel and stay at home husband
Look on the positive side of things.  You and her mother have never got on – let’s face it, she hates you.  This might be the time when you really get things sorted out.


Humiliated bridegroom
Just as long as it’s not Nadine.  Oh please don’t let it be Nadine…


Domestic chores and domestic discipline
Ah…recently married couples.  So sweet.


Slave husband no opinion
You’ve got hers, so why would you want your own?


Wormy little slave
It’s a good point, and one she’s made before. At the wedding reception, for a start.

Contemplating the corner

Tumtitum.  Bad servitor.  Don’t look over here, just look at the pretty pictures please.




Thank you ma'am
It’s probably because you don’t really feel very grateful.  Don’t worry, that’ll come with time and effort.  And pain too.  Obviously.



The boots!  The boots!
What’s the time, Mrs Wolf?


Caned to sensitivity
He’s a sensitive man.  Very sensitive, right now.


It's what the riding whip is for
Women riding horses?  Frankly the whole thing just strikes me as too perverted for words.


Mistress starvation diet
Serves you right, you fat bastard*
* Unless you’re not.  In which case it doesn’t.

A sore loser

That’s me.


When I’ve been lucky enough to atone at the feet of my Significant Other, that is.  Which hasn’t been for a while.  But today’s the day I pollute Her inbox with an email humbly requesting a visit in mid-February.  Lucky servitor, always a loser and soon to be sore.

Slave in the Russian outdoors
This is the thirteenth picture in a twenty picture photo set.  The ones from seventeen up are a bit icky, to be honest.




Cruella magic
The life of a film star.  It’s not all glamour, you know.  And they want the caning reshot from yesterday too.



Leash for hubby
There’s nothing to be embarassed about.  She’s already told most of the people who are going to be there all about your little ‘thing’ that you like to get off to, after all.



Just look into those eyes, fall in love and obey.




You do have the right to remain silent, but that’s rather unlikely to happen, isn’t it?