Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
… she gets.
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| Best not to argue. You don’t want to end up with your allowance stopped again. |
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| You would. Well, you can’t shoot a smoking scene with unlit cigarettes. Looks like they’re going to have to revert to plan B: ball-busting. |
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| And we all know how slowly that can be. |
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| She’s going to get their top saleswoman award this month. Quite remarkable, with only one client. |
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| Anyway, she’s got a bunch of medical gear, so if it goes wrong she’s well-prepared. |
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| Women, eh? Why doesn’t she just buy both if she can’t decide? Why do we always have to go through this endless trying first one, then the other, then the first one again… |
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| I expect you’ll be too pre-occupied with thrashing around in agony even to notice. |
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| Hmmm. |
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| Of course. |
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| They’re quite a long way out. |
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
NB – in my experience, however, you do need a credit card (or more often an envelope stuffed with cash) to ride this particular train.
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| And you don’t want to be sore, as well as a loser. |
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| He’ll be given a chance to taste the same wine she’s drinking too, in due course. |
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| Ah yes. My fault. Of course. |
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| Oh, she should try being a bit more creative. She’s in a chemist’s shop (trans: pharmacy) after all. I’m sure there will be plenty of things they sell that taste really nasty. Anything labelled ‘Not to be taken internally’ is worth a go. |
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| He’s lucky she’s not displeased with him, isn’t he? |
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| So I’m just supposed to hang around until she’s ready to talk, eh? Tsk. Bloody typical. |
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| Mmm… keys. |
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| You can give upward feedback too. From waaaay down there. |
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| Hmm. Quite a predicament! Hope little wifey doesn’t smell the smoke! You know what she’s like… |
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| She really shouldn’t have to worry about damage to boys’ internal organs. After all, damage to their external organs is so much more fun. |
and believe me, several ladies quite skilled in the art of correction have tried.
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| Truth and consequences. |
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| Best years of your life. |
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| They seem rather indecisive for such otherwise forceful ladies. I hope they make their minds up soon… can’t hang about in here all day. |
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| They don’t have tribunals for gross professional misconduct in dreams – that could be another way to tell the difference, in due course. |
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| Good to see them upholding basic safe play standards. See, many people think pro-dommes are uncaring but it just ain’t so. |
Because dreams are made of this.
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| And if she isn’t free, your daughter’s got lots of other friends who could step in. |
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| Did you have something better to do? No? Well then. |
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| That half a day’s going to drag a bit. I hate not really having anything to do, you know? |
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| Those two extra legs make all the diference. Insects don’t usually have such big fangs too. |
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| Could be a career breakthrough here. Make yourself valuable to stars like Gigi Allens and who knows where you might go? |
But I’m never allowed to, so I don’t really know why I bother.
On we go …
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| At first, she used to follow the approach of other dommes; in trying to put first-time clients at their ease. Reassure them that nothing too bad would happen, you know? But then she decided one day it was just too dishonest. |
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| Relationships can take many different forms. You’d be surprised how many stable partnerships are based on a solid foundation of contempt and abuse. Works for me. |
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| Maybe you could ask about the oral sex later. Still worth a try, surely? |
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| Actually, in my opinion, equality between the sexes is a very bad idea. But I’m posting this caption anyway, in the spirit of recognising that my opinion is of no importance whatsoever. |
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| Like I said, relationships can take many forms. ‘Husband’, ‘lover’, ‘piss-slave to lesbian couple’ – they’re all just different words for the same thing, fundamentally, don’t you agree? |
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| Actually: confession time. I, servitor, am not actually into femdom at all. It’s all a cruel punishment perpetrated upon me by an evil woman who forces me to spend hours each week scouring the internet for pictures of ladies in leather boots, or holding canes – which don’t excite me at all! – and write silly captions on them. Oh, the torment. |
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| Well, these things matter, y’know? Sure, Kurt’s main priority right now is to spend the night fucking your wife like a piledriver. But in the morning, he’s going to want a nice fresh pair of briefs to pull over his aching cock, amiright? |
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| My SO, a few of her friends and I played this game with a tattoo pen once. Goodness, we laughed! Some of us. |
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| Would it be to make a banana smoothie? |
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| Cultural norms can vary a lot, even within the same country. At the office where I work, for example, I’m allowed on the furniture and to drink water without asking permission. |
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| It’s good to live in a comunity united around a shared interest. |
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| Her feelings matter, remember. A lot. |
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| I’d reach for ‘Polite dissenting opinion No 1’ but ‘we’ decided to remove it from the approved list. |
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| It’s a good idea to wear a lot of pink, to avoid being mistaken for a feral male. Ferals hate wearing pink – especially frilly lacy things. |
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| Aww… sweet. My own SO asked me how I’d like her to remember me and I suggested an alarm on her phone, every month when it’s time to change the straw. It’s working out pretty well. |
Every Sunday from 2pm to 4pm, and usually once or twice during the week as well.
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| It’s a shame, but if Beth’s not prepared to put in the effort of whipping him to get the house the way it should be, she just has to go. |
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| Of course, she can do it herself. But it’s good to have a really thorough going-over by a professional every so often too, don’t you think? |
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| And even if you weren’t thinking it then, you certainly thought it when she mentioned it, didn’t you? So – no excuses. |
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| They say the first four hours are the worst. They’re wrong. |
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| Dommes. Not always easy to please. But then, that’s not why we visit them. |
