Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
NB – in my experience, however, you do need a credit card (or more often an envelope stuffed with cash) to ride this particular train.
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And you don’t want to be sore, as well as a loser. |
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He’ll be given a chance to taste the same wine she’s drinking too, in due course. |
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Ah yes. My fault. Of course. |
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Oh, she should try being a bit more creative. She’s in a chemist’s shop (trans: pharmacy) after all. I’m sure there will be plenty of things they sell that taste really nasty. Anything labelled ‘Not to be taken internally’ is worth a go. |
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He’s lucky she’s not displeased with him, isn’t he? |
That first one: My kind of relationship.
And that second one: Laughing out loud.
The fourth one: my kind of relationship. The fifth one: Hers.