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I think you might be about to experience a consciousness-lowering session. |
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I’m impressed she’s still got the energy after a 10-hour flight. Stewardesses are amazing, don’t you think? |
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At one point I lived near this really seedy red-light district near Spitalfields in London. Quite early on, I explained to one of the streetwalkers that I disapproved of exchanging money for sex and she was kind enough to let me give her money and then just go away every week thereafter. I wonder where she is now? The standing order still goes through to her bank account, so I guess she’s still around. |
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Because of this, obviously. Pervy lot, architects. |
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Many men find it a bit of a shock at first, being married. Just try and keep it to no more than 8-10 jolts a day, at moderate settings, and you’ll get used to it soon enough. |
…and an extra one, for Paltego who enjoys photoshoots of dommes playing pool badly: