Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Pet play… of a sort. |
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| Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start. |
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| There’s nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword. |
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| No, it didn’t. But it keeps publishing its blog anyway, out of sheer wilfulness. |
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| Chuck’s never struck me as the sensitive type; but yeah – probably best to ask. |
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| And she’s actually having a lot more heterosexual sex than before the change, so it’s all going rather well. |
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| Oh no, not Oliver. I just don’t think we have anything in common, you know? |
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| Hmmm… Maybe if she worked in metric? |
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| Oh well. On with the marital bliss, I suppose. |
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| I’m usually in the corner at parties, myself. |
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| Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot. |
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| Well, OK, as long as it’s safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay. |
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| People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I’ve found that someone else being strict works just as well. |
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| While you’re down there, you notice Simon’s shoes are quite badly scuffed – and there’s a client meeting later. What do you do? (a) say nothing, (b) let him know or (c) give them a quick polish yourself, as you’re there anyway. Take your time, there are no ‘wrong’ answers. |
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| Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time. |
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| It’s always such a relief when finally the boxes are all unpacked, there’s a chain the right length in each room, all the pillories and cages have been assembled and you can get back to ordinary married life, for goodness sake. |
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| She’s always taken roleplay very seriously. They tried medical fetish play once and it didn’t turn out well. |
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| Making a decision of my own free will, to do exactly whatever she has told me, immediately, is the secret to a happy life I find. |
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| Oh, you’ve already promised to honour and obey him, so adding love to the mix doesn’t change much. |
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| The truth will not set you free. |
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| There’s a lot of give and take in their relationship, as you can see. |
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| That one’s called ‘the tickler’. Come on – arms up to the shackles – this is going to be fun! |
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| Men’s libbers just need to spend more time reflecting quietly on how lucky they are to be living in a female-led society, if you ask me. In the corner, with a well-smacked bottom, preferably. |
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| Just lick something at random – quickly! |
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| There’s a hand gesture for ‘go away’ as well. Pray she never uses it. |
Yes, it’s another link to a music video with only the most spurious and tangential connection – if any – to the theme of this blog.
That theme being, obviously, this:
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| He even scratched in the corner his tally of how many there are. But you could wipe that off if you don’t want spoilers. |
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| He’s going to have ever such a clean mouth. And a very respectful attitude too. |
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| Hmmm. Looks like you’re gettig that date rape after all! |
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| Oh, it doesn’t matter. Mouth and anus – they’re just two ends of the same tube. As my SO likes to point out: shit comes out of both and ocasionally needs to be shoved into both too, so why worry? |
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| Awww. Sweet. |
A good caning never hurt anyone, right?
Oh, hang on…
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| I think I’m pretty strongly oriented towards serving Mistress Eleise already. |
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| What to do… what to do. |
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| Ermm… oh, you know. Nothing really. Just one of those things. Forget I said anything. Please? |
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| You should stand up for your rights. When you’ve finished bending over for the cane, obviously. |
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| I hope she doesn’t mind frantic tugging at the bonds, and pitiful pleading, mixed in with the screaming. |
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| She’ll probably be able to empathise more with your pain, now. Probably |
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| She seems to be controlling his masculinity problem nicely. |
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| She loves her work. You will too. |
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| I think she’s recognising that his behaviour has been causing pain in their marriage – but not quite enough pain. |
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| I wonder how the consultant goes about measuring her? |
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| Secondary sexual characteristics – they’re even more annoying than the primary ones, sometimes. Fortunately, a simple surgical procedure can deal with both at the same time. |
Another themed post! Mainly so that I can deliver the excruciatingly weak pun in the title. But nonetheless… brides, we gottem. Or, more accurately, they gottus.
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| Well, it’s not a very traditional service, that’s all I can say. Shouldn’t the lady giving you away be the one to lead you out on the leash? |
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| You’re a special little snowflake. And she’s the sun. |
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| Honestly – now you’ve ruined the honeymoon surprise. Well… one of them. |
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| You’re not going to be kissing the bride at the end of the ceremony either. |
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| What is it with dominant women and grammar? Precision in language is important, sure, but its not the only thing that matters is it? |
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| She uses a system of rewards and penalties. Some days, when you’ve done particularly well, you’re rewarded by not being penalised. |
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| I wasn’t a service oriented submissive when I started out, but my SO sent me on an orientation course. |
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| The other things are negotiable. Just go ahead and negotiate – but you do have to be in position first, OK? |
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| In any marriage, learning when to communicate – and when to stay silent – is as important as learning how. |
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| I find these networking sites can really eat up my time. I had fifteen ironing assignments on Slavr last week, for example – took me hours to get all that done – and then there were eight notifcations waiting for me on Spankr. I thought all this technology was supposed to give us all more free time? |