Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| The trick to a happy marriage is to realise when she’s not actually ‘asking’. |
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| Mummy’s got grown-up things she needs to do, by the look of it, poppet. |
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| I do, I do! |
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| It sounds ideal. |
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| What have I got to lose? Rationally speaking? Not much, to be brutally honest. |
The boys get lonely after you leave. I’ve featured this before, of course.
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| I have to admit she’s right there. |
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| Breaking up is always painful – this no more so than most. |
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| Silly old Kurt – fucks my wife, takes my money… I think he’s just covering up feelings of insecurity. |
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| No regrets, though. She doesn’t allow them. |
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| Awww…., isn’t she sweet? How could anyone say no to that? |
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| There are lots of things submissives know about that ‘ordinary people’ don’t. It’s an odd thought, but most people have never been peed on, for instance (by an adult, anyway). |
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| Oh, well if David wants me serving canapes then of course we’d better go! Sigh. David this, David that… honestly, one day I’m really going to have to set some boundaries in this relationship. But not today. What do you think? I favour the one on the left… |
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| She said stare at the ground, moron. |
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| Erm… yeah, the ironing. About that… |
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| Brain damage play can be a lot of fun, but you need to make sure you pick short and simple words to use as safewords. |
I love this song. It’s got nothing at all to do with femdom, except in the sense that obviously no male could ever write something so great (unless inspired by a muse, I suppose). So: SFW warning if you click the link, yeah?
Right. On with the poppycock.
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| Or don’t be brave. To be honest, Trudy doesn’t really mind either way. |
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| Always a bit dull listening to someone describing their dream, isn’t it? Still: better humour her. Don’t want to be whipped. |
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| I wish she didn’t have to as well. So why does she? |
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| After a session with a domme I’d been seeing for a while, I asked what she really thought of me, but she just laughed and told me to fuck off and book a humiliation session. I guess she must have mis-heard. |
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| She’s not really looking to discuss this, by the way. She’s just sharing how she feels – it’s a Mars/Venus thing, yeah guys? Just go with it. |
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| I understand they have some extra toppings to add, too. |
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| Seems only fair. He was up half the night, poor chap. |
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| Knew I should have gone with the gift card. |
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| I went to see the St Trinians movie as soon as it came out, but I was a bit disappointed that I was the only one who’d bothered to dress up for it. |
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| Thanks for coming. |
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| Actually, I often find myself lying awake at night thinking about some tiny little thing or other. |
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| Sounds ideal. If you’re wondering how occasional the kinky sex is planned to be, the answer is that it depends very much on the other stuff. |
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| How does she know I’m creepy? I haven’t even said anything creepy yet. |
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| My SO’s boyfriend is quite broadminded and doesn’t object to her having a submissive as such – apparently it’s just me he can’t stand. |
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| Yes. Much better not to know. |
…and as a special extra treat, and at the possible cost of infecting my computer with every virus from here to Sunday, as I looked for video-editing software, here is an animated GIF…
Woooo!
Well, I’m impressed. I mean by the way I was able to add the captions. I don’t mean by her. She is – obviously – truly… deeply impressive.
…I’m her boy.
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| No, just need a lamp-post to raise my leg against some time soon, that’s all. No rush. |
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| A range of sizes – but all boyfriend-sized, not you-sized, yeah? Mike’s friends will be real guys. |
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| Actually, it’s extremely good practice because they don’t usually bother to fill the pool with water. |
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| How very kind of her. |
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| She should make sure she gets his consent first, though. Or during – whatever’s easiest. |
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| I’ll just slip into something less comfortable before we start… |
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| Alan’s still a little nervous about the situation, OK? So nothing too freaky when he comes round. |
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| Still, she looks good in it. A bit of a waste if she doesn’t wear it often… it was quite expensive, after all. Still, I’m sure you don’t want her wearing something uncomfortable just for you, do you? |
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| If it’s any consolation, the amount of her time you’ll be getting for free would run into tens of thousands of pounds, if she were charging in a consensual session. |
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| That’s almost as good. And a lot cleaner. |
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| My SO’s always had the same rule. Sulky face = semen face. Simple, no argument. |
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| Or breakfast, if you’re not hungry enough by tonight. |
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| I’d end up paying a lot of guys for a lot of things, if that rule applied to me. It’s important to prioritise: to spend your money on the things that make her most happy. |
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| Many people who get into porn movies just do it for a short time, but snuff movie stars, oddly enough, often spend the rest of their lives in the business. |
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| My first girlfriend told me she was strongly opposed to corporal punishment of children. When I turned eighteen, I discovered she had strong views on the corporal punishment of adults, too. |
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| A bit presumptuous, from someone I only met five minutes ago. What makes her so sure I won’t just wander off and never meet her again? |
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| You might think that after this experience she’d become a pro-domme, but actually she’s fine with the escort business, as long as she can occasionally beat clients up. |
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| Now here’s a professional lady more focused on the subculture’s needs! |
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| Some of the sales team made the mistake of telling potential customers that they’d be physically punished if they didn’t meet their sales targets. 5% of customers did buy more, in sympathy, 75% just laughed it off as a joke but the remaining 20% immediately cancelled their orders. All women, oddly enough. |
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| The run’s extended by three months, but after that it seems they’re likely to run out of convicted sex offenders. Of course, there are always more sex offenders being convicted – but strangely, the sexual crime rate fell by 75% soon after the show opened. Ironic, huh? |
