chastity – Page 36 – Contemplating the divine

Dealing with feelings of guilt and shame

These ladies know how to do that.

Moral hazard? Isn’t that some kind of predicament bondage fetish?

Femdom caption all about a little misunderstanding

Just one of those misunderstandings about silly little things…

Third time lucky.

And do try not to cry all over the freshly pressed clothes this time.

She’s just a trainee, but she’s hoping to become a fully-qualified interrogator. So she’s taking great pains to do the best job she can. Giving them too.

Delusions of adequacy

…but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.

A whip can concentrate the mind splendidly

Ooohhh…Errr. Ending 9734…Mistress! No, no! Sorry. That’s the old one. Errr 8642! Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute….

Does anyone mind if I use the phrase 'whipped into shape'?

It’s called the ‘Fat disgusting pig’ programme, if you want to look it up.

Of course, your wife isn’t completely beyond telephone contact. But it’s not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours…sorry, I mean a little thing like this.

Still, maybe she’ll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now.

The power and the glory

…of images of divine female authority. What this blog here, run by this boy here, is all about.

Femdom rests feet on captive male and does some useful work on the computer

And I understand Dell are bringing out a ‘slavetop’ range of computers, for the real power users.

Femdom wife makes the position on sex quite clear

I think that it’s important that men and women talk about things like this. He’s talked to her quite openly about his sexual frustrations, she’s told him quite openly he’s never having sex again. There we are – all done. Now that’s a marriage that will last. Because they talk, you see?

Dominatrix with tattooed men thinks they look a bit stupid

She’s incorrigible, though. There are three more waiting upstairs, as she has ambitious plans for a triptych. I suggested she should develop her drawing skills on paper first, but she just beat the crap out of me and chained me to the drainpipe for three weeks. Women, eh?

Femdom wife finds a good whipping works wonders

Curiously, Mike’s horoscope had said “Your wife will bind your arms and legs tightly together and whip your blindfolded naked body until you’re screaming for forgiveness.” Astrology – there’s more in it than you think.

Femdom refuses to discuss it until you are in a proper state of mind

It’s just that it’s best to be in the proper frame of mind for this sort of discussion. And face facts, you’re only really in that right frame of mind when you’ve just had a good hard beating. Am I right?

Cold as ice cream but still as sweet

Caption of the end of your sexual career

Don’t you just love that ‘we’?

captioned image of femdom target practice

It looks like she’s having fun, and that’s the most important thing. Just learn to live for her desires, not for yours, for goodness’ sake. Why’s that so hard?

Captioned image of maths proof related femdom humiliation or something like that

This is a bit of a litmus test, if you’re new to Contemplating the Divine. You see, this is my idea of a femdom humiliation caption. If you want explicit upskirt photos of women pissing on the camera, well that’s absolutely fine, but you might be better off elsewhere.

It’s not going to stop with the salary review, you know. Better get used to this, because I think a few things are about to change.

Captioned image of femdom who - shockingly - is not a qualified nurse

For someone without qualifications, she’s remarkably proficient at rectal examination, though. Real nurses don’t do it anything like as thoroughly, or with quite so many fingers. Enthusiasm counts for a lot, I reckon.

It’s a good thing exhibitionism is not my fetish

Hmmm. My stats counter says I got 50 hits yesterday, and just 2 today, when I normally get over a thousand these days (still not much, I know…tell your friends about “CtD” as I rather snappily call it).

I don’t think the ‘magazine covers’ post was quite that bad, so I put this down to the stat counter rather than you all going away and (sniff) leaving me all alone. Locked in this cage, with my hands fastened cruelly to the bars, and a chain around my…sorry, I was miles away.

Anyway, I reckon blogger has stopped counting. Does this sort of thing happen often? It does feel a bit like shouting into a darkened room, without stats that work.

Helloooo?

Oh well. I just caption the femdom images anyway, because I enjoy it and no one tells me not to. Might as well post them here, whatever is going on.

Captioned image of femdom wife with cane

Look at those shoulders. Powerful, and – no, I said look at the shoulders!

rather dangerous looking schoolgirls eek

I thought of spelling out what it is they’ll actually do, but I think I don’t need to. I mean, just look at them! I think these two look a lot scarier than most of the leather-clad dominatrices that I often feature.

Dominatrix proposes to repeat the whole caning

Need to do a few harder-edged, less ‘funny’ captions from time to time. The ‘I think we’d better just repeat the whole punishment from the start’ idea has always been an exciting one for me… and once my Significant Other did it for real. I didn’t think she’d go through with the whole thing, as I thought she’d realise I couldn’t ‘take’ it. She did go through with it, and eventually I took it too. Ow.

Wife would rather you stayed in chastity

Oh well, worth a try. Let’s hope the person she finds for heterosexual sex is also only interested in heterosexual sex. Otherwise things could get messy (and sticky, and really horrible-tasting too).

Remedial work

I do apologise for not posting yesterday. And I see the stats for pageviews are way down on the day. I suppose that means many of you visit every time it is updated. Goodness. Hello there. Some time soon, I’m going to try to find out more about you: which posts you like, which you don’t so much, and which you’d like me to be spanked for putting up. That sort of thing.

I was unable to post anything yesterday, because I was too busy trying to open a portal to the future to obtain a magazine subscription for Lady Grey. Unsuccessfully, so now I’d better produce some extra work rather quickly, or I expect I will really be in trouble. Also, for lying, because this is just not true.

I’ll get out of the way now, and let you at a few more than usual (wait for it, search engines): captioned images of female domination.

Beautiful woman is ever so nice about your small penis - mainly because youre paying her

Sometimes, pity can be more humiliating than contempt, don’t you agree?

I wish I got really turned on by ‘small dick humiliation’. Then all my dates as a teenager would have been wildly exciting. Of course, there’d have to be a ‘don’t quite know what to do with it anyway humiliation’ fetish too.

Captioned image of a classic femdom milking scenario

At least she hasn’t branded him. That happens just before the drive into winter pastures, I understand.

Captioned image of beautiful eastern bloc soldiers in the Other World Kingdom

Aren’t they great? Wouldn’t you just love to be running naked from them, ducking and weaving in blind terror to avoid the high-velocity rounds from their automatic weapons? You wouldn’t? Boy, you’re really weird, aren’t you?

Raoul’s back – actually, I could tell because I’m the one who has to wash his underwear.

Captioned image of beautiful wife about to spank you for impertinence

I’ve a feeling I’ve used this picture before (but with a different caption). If not, it’s been sitting on my computer without being captioned and posted, which seems quite implausible, considering.

Captioned image of something really most unpleasant about to happen

I think what we have here might be a cultural misunderstanding. It’s important to let her express her annoyance the way she wants to, without rushing to judgment or culturally insensitive condemnation.

Heavenish

Captioned image of dominatrix towering over you

Whining for mercy doesn’t seem to be working too well…

I love corner time. I really do. It’s partly because despite my err… predilections I don’t actually like pain. So it’s a part of a session when I’m being punished but she’s not actually hitting me. Which is nice, y’know?

I believe the image is from Le coin de Mlkklm, a blog (in French, but with many pictures) that features a lot of corner time.

Wife wakes sleepily on your birthday and prepares to keep you in chastity for another year

And at Christmas she sorts out who’s been naughty and nice, too.

Both of course see this as loving female authority – but with the emphasis on different words within that phrase.

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

More captioned images of female domination. Obviously.

Captioned image of Mistress Vixen showingf her skills

I hope Peter appreciates the expertise. Look at that whip-work. Marvellous.

And it’s probably best to think of all that housework as roleplay too. Hell, she might even let you wear a little maid dress if you ask nicely.

Dominatrix squeezes both men into her cage

She’s actually talking to the man in the cage, you know, not to you.

Femdom nurse might have removed more than your tonsils

You can get compensation for that, I understand. Just fill out a form and they might give you anything up to £25. Worth a go. You could buy some panties with it.

If any German-speaking females want to correct my grammar, spelling or anything else, then of course they are welcome to do so – and propose any appropriate correction to help the lesson stick in my mind.

Full of grace

Isn’t she beautiful? The man at the back there is very unlucky to be positioned so as not to be able to see her. But I think he can feel her presence, don’t you?

Disparaging with faint praise.

If she loves tears, I expect she’ll be in for a treat later when she gets going.

Contemplating the divine goes into reruns

The reference is to a captioned image in this earlier post.

I could have just linked to the Lexi image. But I really love that one I did of the wife with the computer, so I wanted to give it a further airing.

Incidentally, I understand the image above is itself a trick. It’s not immediately obvious, but the slave is not really suspended, but lying on the ground. The athletic Ms Christine is hanging upside down, and the whole image is inverted. Amazing but true.

Ohh…no it isn’t. Sorry. Silly mood today. Look, here’s a picture of a naked woman, people seem to like those:

Man stakes everything to become lesbian lover, fails

Must be nice to get out of that nasty belt too. Lucky boy. Well, not really a boy. You know.

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