Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.
On we go.
|You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?|
|Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why.|
|Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too.|
|OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.|
|Isn’t she beautiful?|