I have an inferiority complex but it isn’t a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.

On we go.

Chastity anniversary hoorah
You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?

Home alone bondage
Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves.  I can’t think why.

Forced bi oh my
Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. 

OWK wedding plans
OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though.  Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.

Too beautiful for humorous captions
Isn’t she beautiful?

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