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Even more femdom captions than that – and some found femdom

Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).

If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.

Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.

Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?

Anyway, on with the show:

Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags.

He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too.

It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know?

It’s her favourite part of the day.

Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow.

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.

So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.

Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.

Onwards…

A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits.

It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care.

Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.

That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know.

Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.

Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.

Desperately seeking contempt

Sometimes it finds me. I will be visiting my Significant Other today. Elegant. Cool. Glamorous. French. Prepared to tolerate my existence. I am so lucky.

They do scream therapy too. Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort.

Then you’ll know you’ve only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening.

Bullying is wrong. Simply wrong. And just occasionally unspeakably sexy.

I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English. But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once. I stand corrected.

The agony and the ecstasy

His and hers, that is, his and hers.

Remember kids - never play without a safeword. Unless she really wants to.

Men can be so selfish. There’s nothing wrong with just letting it go on until she comes, OK?

I'm tied up at the moment har de har har.

Of course, she could answer it. She just doesn’t want to.

Femdom bitch isnt going to be too happy with this text.

It’s your own fault. It’s a bad word, a hurtful word. You’ll find out exactly how hurtful.

She needn’t have worried. Caroline was delighted, and even took Harry home with her. They have so much to talk about. Well, she does.

Elegant brutality

Or should that be ‘brutal elegance’? Anyway, on with the show.

OWK lady whipping a slave - now that's orihginal

For the first few days, he wondered when he might start to get used to it and not to have to cry himself to sleep in his cell each night. But somehow it never happened.

Femdom wife, malesub husband, all is well.

“Free time” indeed! There’s “service time” and there’s “wasted time”, and the difference between the two can be made painfully clear.

It’s actually not a bad idea to get used to the taste of her trannie slave. I won’t tell you why just yet…

It’s amazing how long these old guys can last, too. He’s been in and out of consciousness a few times, but even at this advanced age, he can still scream and beg her to a mighty fine orgasm.

Sub culture

Yet more captioned images of female domination? Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do? Don’t I?

Well… no.

Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you? Don’t be so selfish.

It’s a necessary procedure. Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it.

Being a domme means never having to say you're sorry.

It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care. As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this.

Oh my.

Domesticated bliss

Images of slavery, beatings, forced labour, sexual humiliation and incarceration. In short: marriage and other scenes from domestic life.

At weekends she makes sure the lawn is mown and the gravel path raked, too, before supervising the ironing. Such a good girl.

It’s a bit unfair. I mean with that metal thing in place, nothing was going to happen anyway. Still – best not to argue, I expect.

Belt off, trousers down and a domestic spat solved.

Sometimes its best to just have these things out as soon as you can, rather than let them fester. They can always discuss it in more depth, when they get home, too.

And because she just likes zapping him from time to time. She’s determined to try out level 20 before…er…before he ‘goes away’ like all the others.

I stand corrected

Frequently. But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here. It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.

Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK. Icy. Powerful. Sexy. Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.

Remember what happened on Tuesday? You will.

Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises. In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom. Every one told a story, she used to say. It’s good to have a hobby.

It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though. She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.

Some people have a natural authority. You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times. Should bring it right back.

Of course, they can still say no. As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?

Not very much later. Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes. But she won’t.

Men behaving obediently

As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view. Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all? But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.

Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.

Don’t they look lovely in those coats? Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.