You’ll be in real trouble if he doesn’t. |
Yes. So much easier being a domme – if you’re having a bad day, just take it out on your clients. |
Just one of many things that can go wrong. Good thing nothing important got damaged this time. |
You’ll be in real trouble if he doesn’t. |
Yes. So much easier being a domme – if you’re having a bad day, just take it out on your clients. |
Just one of many things that can go wrong. Good thing nothing important got damaged this time. |
Well, she seems very nice. Many dommes would be quite angry in such a situation. Up you get. |
She needs the money to get into the scene, that’s all. Don’t worry – she’s genuinely turned on by fat middle-aged men rubbing against her like that. That’s why she does it. |
She owns a plumber too, which could come in handy if she decides to install you as a toilet slave. |
I think Emily will be able to tell exactly how very, very sorry you are in just a short while. |
Yes, I rather suspect she does. |
Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls. |
It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle? |
OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them. |
Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely. |
You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now. |
Occasionally I feel the need for a headline that takes us back to femdom basics. Not everything has to be ironic all the time. Does it?
Better do as she says. |
Sounds very sensible. You get what you don’t pay for. |
You’re going to experience some of her choices too. |
Oh, OK. I just like to know. |
My head is currently very, very fucked! |
Women, eh? Sometimes there’s no pleasing them. You try to apologise, and they just run you over with a tank anyway. Still… I guess we wouldn’t have them any other way, eh chaps? |
Cathie might need a new lawyer in her stable. She gets through slaves quite quickly – doesn’t look after them properly, truth be told. |
She has a plan. |
I suppose there’s little chance of either being a blow job? No? Worth asking… |
Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh! |
I’m sure we’ve all been there. |
That’s true, actually. I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start. |
“Just” in the sense of “only” |
Hmm. 16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance. Let’s try not to repeat it. |
Hmm… well, OK. As long as I don’t have to go to Cathie’s. |
That’s very broadminded. |
You can’t hear it without the sound, of course, but it’s actually a startlingly realistic impression. She’s talented. |
No time for a caption. HuuUUUH! |
Black or red… black or red. Oh dear, I’m not good with choices. Just as well, really. |