Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| And if you don‘t think so… well, that just proves her point, doesn’t it? |
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| Time for some firmer measures here too. |
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| I have no idea what that means. I don’t even speak Swiss – or Austrian or whatever. |
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| I paid a prostitute for a ‘girlfriend experience’ once. She took out an injunction and banned me from being within half a mile of her. I am allowed to visit her flat once a month to make the payments, though. |
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| Yes. Yes it is. |
…and that’s a precious thing, because – oops! Dropped it. Oh well. I never really used it anyway. I’ll fetch a dustpan and brush, shall I, Ma’am?
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| Now that sounds like a man who’s strong enough to say sorry. |
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| We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men are created feral. |
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| Perhaps if you save up, you could buy her time for an evening or something. On your wedding anniversary, for example. That would be a nice gesture. |
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| Divorce in haste, repent at leisure. The positive thing is that he’s actually still seeing quite a lot of his wife, which I think is very healthy. |
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| It’s called ‘I dare you even to think about not telling the truth, you devious little brat.’ |
Philomena Cunk has the answer. Men are just like women really, they’ve got their own little personalities.
Not femdom – I just adore Diane Morgan.
This that follows is femdom, obviously.
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| A romantic moment. Treasure it. |
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| Hmmm. Now if only I could unlock this collar, to get the word out to the other men… Oh well. |
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| She sounds even Mina than the lovely ladies in the picture. |
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| Nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing. |
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| Or why the world’s hair is such a weird colour. |
It’s guilt edged, glamorous and sleek by design; you know it’s jealous by nature,
false and unkind.
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| Cuts and more cuts! What do I pay my taxes for, I’d like to know? Well… OK, I don’t actually pay taxes because I just get £5 a week pocket money. But my wife pays taxes on my income, so I think this is just disgraceful. |
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| That’s a rhetorical question. No need to provide reasons in response. |
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| Let’s find out. |
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| Lose coffee privileges?? Ooh – hard limit! Red, Mistress, red! |
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| Which is quite often, obviously. |
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| Or even better news. Depending on what your kink is. |
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| She’s right (she always is) – we men should be able to stand up for ourselves. Being able to sit down without wincing would be nice, too. |
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| He still has two more wishes, of course. If only the ladies could understand his squeaking… I wonder what they would be? |
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| Of course. |
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| They have a very Special Relationship. |
Ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhh.
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| Hmm. You could try asking her where she saw it last? |
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| Never presume. |
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| The performance reviews are considerably more stringent, for a start. |
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| She’s good on indifference curves too. |
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| Just for grumpy old Mr Anonymous who commented on the last post. |
Just thought I’d share a link to ‘Hbear’ AKA Drunksimian, a femdom artist whom I’ve only just discovered – amazingly enough, as I love femdom art (if I could draw I would not caption photos!) and I’m always looking for it. I think these are great – they’re mostly along rather heavy ‘prison guard in leather themes’, a bit like early Sardax or Nanshakh. Worth checking out if you’re into that
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| Fortunately, the best man’s speech wasn’t as embarassing as these things sometimes are. I guess it’s hard to give a funny speech, when the bride’s sucking you off. |
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| My wife likes to try adventurous sex, in all sorts of different public places. It’s pretty exciting for me, too, when she comes home to tell me all about it. |
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| Well, looks like you won’t be the only man on the gender studies course! |
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| She’s really good at ‘bitter, revengeful ex-girlfriend’ scenes too. But she does charge extra. |
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| I think that’s quite an important point. I mean, just because she tortures unwilling victims to death, that doesn’t mean that’s the only thing you can say about her, you know? She’s a complete human being into lots of different stuff – don’t judge her, OK? |
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| A good point. |
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| I think she did, but I wasn’t listening. Matter of fact, that’s one of the reasons I’m here. |
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| This, I don’t need. |
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| I hope she won’t be long. Or too thick. |
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| I’ve heard Gal isn’t keen in shaking hands with her many male fans. I can’t imagine why not. |
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| She’s right you know. It’s the first thing a new husband should learn: always ask permission. Humbly. Even when she’s being an impossible girl. |
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| Boundaries, consequences… firmness. I was reading about it in a book about making your marriage work. Well… I say it was about marriage. Technically, it was about dog training. But the principles are the same. |
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| Best years of his life. And many, many more to come, I suspect. |
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| I am. They have a mission statement, you know. It’s quite inspiring. Oh… now what was it again? |
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| Boundaries, consequences. Didn’t I tell you? |
Not a proper post, one of those on Tuesday.
This is a message to any readers of the blog who are sissies: into very feminine, frou-frou things, basically. Not those readers into hard BDSM and cattleprods – that was yesterday.
Anyway, I’ve recently returned from a trip on Air France and I was reminded that their in-flight safety video is really very nice.
To judge by the user names of my followers here and on the derivative Tumblr site, there are quite a lot of you who are more into flouncey skirts than cold dark jail cells, and you might well enjoy this if you haven’t seen it before (it’s been around for years).
I study the safety video intently whenever I fly Air France. So, I notice, do most men. Probably we’re all just safety-conscious.
But now you can experience it in the comfort of your own furtive porn browsing. Not that it’s porn, obviously. Thoroughly SFW.