Contemplating the Divine: not as good as it used to be.

At the risk of alienating readers by going into re-runs, I thought I might offer an even more embarassing insight into my deviant little mind by presenting my top 10 favourite captioned images from (over 200!) posted in the three months this blog has been going.

I’d be interested to know whether others like the same ones or have different interests.


There are some things I just don’t do, though.  Attentive readers will have noticed that in none of these pictures are the ladies unclothed or engaged in any explicit sexual acts (except kissing their lesbian lovers).  Nothing wrong with that, but it’s just not my kink, as they say, so don’t even ask.






I love the smiles on their faces, their happiness at dispensing extreme violence…  Having grown up during the Cold War, I also occasionally marvel at the fact that the OWK, which so perfectly acted out my sexual fantasies (and added a few more), was the product of a former Communist state.  Presumably some of those haughty OWK ladies grew up as good little Young Pioneers learning about Marx and Lenin…an extraordinary thought.



Like the previous one, but in a more traditional femdom setting, I just adore the unforced and surely genuine laughter so evident on the dommes’ faces.  I don’t know what had made them laugh so much, but it could well be something like the situation described in my caption.

 


More carefree, happy and powerful women.  This time schoolgirls!  No further explanation needed of what I like about this one, I hope?  Some scarier alpha female schoolgirls here





OK, total contrast. She looks quite serious, doesn’t she?  Cruella played a hugely important role in my sexual development. It was stunning partly for the higher production values than other magazines on the market, also for the greater degree of violence, being prepared for example to present castration fantasies.  Their later video work seems to me more formulaic (although there are many gems) but this is an image from one of the very first magazines, presenting the notional editor ‘Victoria’.  I loved it then and I love it now.  Isn’t she magnificent?  This is my other favourite Cruella image from those years.  Oh, and, er, so is this.



This is a common theme of mine, especially around chastity: trying to ‘normalise’ the situation as much as possible.  When my captioned ladies discuss chastity, they don’t leer or cackle manically, they simply present it as something that’s part of normal life. Decisions that for you are of crucial, breath-holding importance are made in an utterly offhand way (“An orgasm darling?  Oh, I really don’t think so.  Maybe next month…or is that when we’re having the decorators in?  Maybe two months’ time.”) 





Yes!  Jane Austen day!  I do like to do things that are a little outside the mainstream of femdom porn.  I am proud to say that I am now the top Google result for ‘Jane Austen femdom’ and the only Google result for the phrase “Hot chicks in empire-line dresses”.  There’s glory.







Dominant ladies don’t have to be evil, sneering tormentresses. In this one, the humiliation comes from the fact that she is trying very hard not to humiliate you.  If you see what I mean.  Works for me, anyway.  This one uses a similar idea in a more sexual context.

Such a wonderful, scary, unsmiling expression.  It needed a serious caption to match it.




So, at the risk of over-analysing, this is about the arbitrary nature of the power exchange in the femdom relationship.  She is not the teacher because she knows more than you do, but simply because she is an attractive young woman with a cane and you are…well, whatever you are.  And if she says it’s spelt “potatoe” that is how you will spell it.

Incidentally, I have regular maths lessons with the lady above.  That’s why there are 12 images in this ‘top 10’ list.








I don’t know if the mainstream meme that subbie males are more likely than average to be high-achievers is true.  I suspect there’s a selection bias resulting from the cost of visiting pro-dommes, for one thing.  But I like the idea of a hugely successful man being recognised as totally successful in that field of life by a domme, but it counting for nothing in the role she wants him to play.  Hence the Nobel Prize winner.



As far as I can tell from pageviews and search results, this is the single most popular captioned image on this blog.  You seem to like it.  What I like (akin to the call centre chastity picture earlier) is the contrast between the quiet reasonableness of her tone and the horror of the situation she’s discussing.  Sure – it’s an important decision whether to castrate you.  Also, she has important decisions to take about how to redecorate the back bedroom, you know?  It’s not the only important decision in her life.





OK, well I try to subvert femdom conventions at times.  This one might be a little too contrived.  But the notion of humiliation that goes beyond play-acting, that strikes at the real heart of your self-esteem (because is it really demeaning to pay or seduce someone to let you pretend to be her maid?) is quite exciting.  For example, it’s exciting to think of a domme deleting all of my postings and computer files, to teach me a lesson.  I also like the change in perspective that comes in the third paragraph.  Oh hell, it’s not a work of literature.  I just thought it was funny…



I’ve also been posting stories here.  Most are intended to be funny, some are rather silly parodies, for example of a 1970s BBC science programme.  Others are ‘humorous’ vignettes featuring a thinly-disguised version of my Significant Other (pro, wonderful!) and Her friend, which I originally wrote to amuse Her.  And a few impossible medical transformations of slaves.  However, I have posted just one which is serious and my impression is that that is far and away the most popular of all.  It certainly appears to be, from the page views.  So maybe I’m on the wrong track with all this ‘humour’.  But the silly ideas come easily, the serious ones take work.  Any reader feedback on this is welcome.

Can’t get it up as often as I used to

Well, I have a new job that I probably need to take a bit more seriously than the old job, so I think the rate of posting (and the creation rate of new foolishness) will have to fall. I expect to be updating a couple of times a week from now on, instead of the daily service you have come to expect.


It’s going to be hard to get out of the habit, and if any lady readers have any tips, tricks and ideas on how my pervy thoughts could possibly be restrained and repressed for much of the week, any slips corrected and my attention kept firmly on my work, I’d love to hear them.


Oops…was that a stray pervy thought, right there?



Three dominatrices and a very sorry Dave
They each have a key, and the cage doesn’t open unless all three locks are released.  Their meetings were such fun at first, but they’re losing interest now and it’s rare for the three to get together more than once or twice a year.


Captioned image of a spanking bride
She’s got nothing to worry about.  Her mother left a little gift for her that she’ll discover on her wedding night – a simple little thing but it should make Alan shriek and beg in just the way he should. 


Dominatrix applies a second coat of welts
She tried to find out who it was had already started on her slave, but unfortunately the slave’s head is tied to the wall so he didn’t see.  Could have been any one of a number of women…


Femdom wife keeps you in for a spanking
It’s just for today, though.  She’s told Phil you can definitely join them tomorrow evening, so they’ll all be waiting for you and they’ll probably want to hear all about how it went.  That’s something to look forward to, isn’t it?


Femdom doesnt believe in getting too friendly with her slaves
It’s a good idea not to get too friendly with slaves anyway, as it can be heartbreaking when you have to gte rid of them to make way for new, younger specimens.

I worship her divine shadow

I am sorry to disappoint any Googlers seeking Lexx-related material after that title…I just thought it fitting for the theme of my blog.  But admirers of Xev, or Zev are really quite likely to enjoy what they find here.


And anyone who does like the material in this blog, who has no idea what I am talking about, has somehow missed out on the perviest science fiction TV show ever, and really needs to go and have a look.  Especially this episode.


Anyway, that’s that and now this is this:



Captioned image of femdom who gives but does not receive
She doesn’t actually approve of corporal punishment.  But she finds it does get the dishes washed and the clothes ironed, so she is prepared to make an exception in your case.



Femdom heroine returns and wants her boots licked clean
And when she gets you home, I hope you’ll be doing your patriotic duty and helping to take away all that built-up tension and aggression.  Just bend over and think of England.



Femdom stepsister puts a strap to good use
I’ve heard that Nicole will shortly be getting married.  It does mean she’ll have less time for Vincent, as she’ll have a husband to look after, a husband who she feels will need a lot of attention at first.  But she has a friend who is taking a great interest in Vincent, so who knows, perhaps the wedding bells will be ringing for two rosy-cheeked bridegrooms?



Raouls back bigger and badder thane ever
Makes a change from buying tampons, I suppose.


Fiction: Air Divine




Air Divine cabin crew are fully trained to deal with all situations, so sit back and let us take control.

“Welcome aboard this Air Divine flight from the United Queendom to San Domina.  On behalf of the Captain and Her crew, we hope that all female passengers will have a pleasant flight with us today.  Our flight time to San Domina is nine hours and forty-five minutes.  Our apologies again for the late departure of your flight today.  As you know, this was due to male incompetence leading to air traffic control problems in the UQ area.  We are expecting to encounter strong tailwinds during the flight and We hope to make up most of the 20 minutes and have every expectation of an on-time arrival in San Domina.  Nonetheless, in accordance with UQ aerospace policy, the air traffic controller and today’s air traffic control supervisor will each be receiving a stroke of the cane for each minute the take-off was delayed.  I have just been informed that this will be administered as soon as they come off shift later today, so once you reach your hotel in San Domina, you might like to visit the Air Divine web site, where you can observe the video of their correction by entering your flight number, or download it as a souvenir of the trip with our compliments.
Female class is towards the front of the aircraft today and male class towards the rear.  We have a rather full flight with almost thirty female passengers and one hundred and seventeen males. We recommend that female passengers do not enter the male area, which is situated past the jacuzzi area about two-thirds of the way down the length of the aircraft, as the configuration of the seating in male class makes movement difficult and the overcrowding may sometimes result in unpleasant odours.  Rest assured that we are running the air conditioning at full capacity, and will be keeping the door to male class firmly closed throughout the flight.
In female class today, I will be your stewardess, with my five assistants, and we will do everything possible to make your flight as agreeable as possible.  You each have a personal slave, presently stowed in the base of your seat, in addition to the ten cabin slaves who will be assisting the cabin service today.  Please make use of any or all of these facilities, to provide amusement and diversion during the flight in any way you desire.  As this is a long flight, please check with a member of the cabin staff before inflicting debilitating punishment on any of the cabin slaves.  We should have plenty, but we do need to ensure that enough remain conscious towards the end of the flight to ensure that the service standards on which we pride ourselves are maintained all the way through to disembarkation.
Passengers preferring to use their own slaves in-flight are welcome to do so, but please ensure that these are stowed in the overhead lockers or securely under the seat in front of you for take-off and landing.




All Air Divine flights contain ample storage space for slaves for in-flight use, with plenty more carrying capacity in the hold.  So even when travelling. you can enjoy all the comforts and amusements of home.

We have a full range of audio-visual treats on your personal screen, including on this flight a special feature from the Other World Kingdom.  Playstation games and vanilla media are also available.  We have seven playrooms available in female class, all equipped with a fine range of leather, rubber and electrical toys.  Playrooms 2 and 7 have been designated for watersports.  Please refrain from watersports in any of the other playrooms.  Please note also that toilets 3 and 4 are fitted with toilet slaves for your convenience, the others using traditional bowl technology.  The playrooms are all fully soundproofed, so please feel free to express yourselves fully.  Passengers who are nervous flyers are particularly encouraged to make use of the facilities, as it has been clinically demonstrated that these uncomfortable feelings of nervousness can be effectively dissipated by the screams produced by a vigorously punished male.  In the event of severe turbulence, please leave the playrooms and return to your seats, without stopping to untie or loosen any slaves.
The smoking area is situated towards the front of the cabin.  Please ensure that all smoking materials are extinguished in the slaves provided prior to our commencing the descent.  You are welcome to smoke at all other times.




Male class passengers can be assured that the crew will do everything possible to make your journey less comfortable.  If there is anything more you need, and you find you can speak even when tightly gagged, please feel free to ask.  You can be assured of receiving some very personal attention, for the remainder of your flight.

In male class, the cabin Supervisors are Miss Hardcastle and Miss Clarissa.  Passengers are reminded that they may not attempt to leave their seats, talk or consume any items without permission from the cabin supervisors.  Seatbelts have been locked and will remain so for the duration of the flight, and gags will be administered to any passengers finding the no-talking policy difficult.  Our cabin Supervisors are fully trained in whipping and other corporal discipline, so your compliance in this regard is appreciated.  Each male will be permitted one bathroom break, to be taken only at the times required by our Supervisors.  In the event of a desperate need for a bathroom break at any other time, please inform the supervisors, who will be happy to fit tourniquets and anal plugs to prevent leaks.  Passengers considering soiling their seats should be aware that Air Divine operates a strict policy of testicle-crushing for any such offence.  All male passengers should please be aware that Air Divine operates a strict no-wanking policy on all its flights.  The toilets are fitted with semen detectors, and any violation of this rule will result in an immediate whipping and tight suspension for the remainder of the flight.
The Supervisors will shortly be passing through the cabin distributing the in-flight entertainment, which today consists of 1500 lines.  The line today is “There can be nothing better suited to my status than to spend a nine hour flight writing lines.  I am strapped to my seat with no means of escape should the plane crash, supervised by cabin staff who would have no qualms whatever about watching me die in agony.”  Passengers should note that lines must be completed, legibly, at least 30 minutes prior to landing.  Incomplete and illegible lines will result in a note being made on the passenger’s file, and correction will be administered on your next flight with Air Divine.  Passengers may care to glance towards the back of the cabin, where they can observe lazy slaves from previous flights hogtied to the ceiling, for the duration of the flight.  Nipple clamps will be administered for the final three hours of their flight, as we find that the agonized moans help other passengers to concentrate on the importance of completing their homework.
We will shortly be serving drinks and light refreshments in female class.  We have a very complete wine list today, and a fine range of spirits and mixers for cocktails or any other drinks you may require.  We have a fully-stocked kitchen on board, with fresh meat and vegetables, as well as bread produced during the flight in our on-board bakery.  There is no specific menu: please simply order what you like, and our three trained chefs will endeavour to produce it.  Please remember to fill in the customer feedback form if at all disappointed with the meal preparation, as we like to hold our staff to the most exacting standards and we make full use of customer feedback in their weekly performance review and incentive sessions.  We have a fresh fruit and salad bar, but for a less healthy option, may I take this opportunity to remind you that we stock most of the world’s leading brands of chocolates?
In male class, nosebags will be distributed and attached about halfway through the flight.  Passengers are reminded that all the food must be consumed.  Owners are assured that the nourishment provided in male class meets San Domina standards of hygiene for male consumption, and that the rank odour in no way indicates that your slave will be damaged as a result of consuming it.  Passengers in male class are also reminded to make full use of the two opportunities during the flight to consume liquids, as additional watering will not be provided except in cases of severe dehydration leading to unconsciousness.
In the unlikely event of an emergency, the captain will illuminate the emergency signs in female class.  Please return to your seats and allow the cabin slaves to secure your seat belts.  Oxygen masks will descend from the overhead lockers, and will be gently fitted by the cabin slaves.  Please note that oxygen supplies are limited and we regret that none can be provided for personal slaves, who must be securely stowed in the overhead lockers or under the seat in front of you in an emergency.  In the very unlikely event of a forced landing, please disembark the aircraft as quickly as possible, in the directions indicated by cabin staff.  Do not stop to pick up any personal belongings, such as handbags, laptop computers or slaves.  Your safety is our number one concern.  Once all female passengers have left the aircraft, the crew will conduct a final check before themselves disembarking.  In the even more unlikely event of a landing on water, three cabin slaves will be installed in each life raft as emergency food supplies.
In the event of an emergency the door to the male cabin will be locked by the departing cabin supervisors.  Regrettably, under emergency conditions it will not be possible to reopen this door, as the screams of terror may prevent important safety announcements from being heard in the main cabin.  Once again, I remind you that the safety of our female passengers is our number one concern.  Passengers concerned about their slaves should be reassured that Air Divine’s comprehensive insurance cover, included in the price of your ticket, provides for full replacement of any property, including owned males, damaged or destroyed in-flight.






Prefer to sample the delights of San Domina without the boys?  The state-of-the-art airport storage facility is at your disposal.  Please note that slaves left unclaimed 30 days after the due pick-up date will be removed and may be destroyed.

On arrival at San Domina, please collect your slaves from the slave hall before proceeding through passport control.  Holders of San Domina passports need complete no immigration formalities for the importation of live slaves.  Holders of other passports should note that males accompanying them will be recorded as entering as their property for the duration of their visit, and should fill out a form of temporary ownership.  Males must be tattooed with an ownership number at immigration.  If you do not wish your male to be marked in this manner, or for any other reason would prefer not to be accompanied by your male during your stay in San Domina, please make use of the kennel facilities in the airport, where your male will be stored securely and hygienically for the duration of your visit.  Should you wish to sell or otherwise dispose of your slave during your stay, or acquire a new one, please ensure that you fill out a change of ownership form, as males are permitted to leave the country only under the control of their designated owner.  Note that duty-free allowances for spirits, wine and tobacco apply only to people as defined under San Domina law, not to males.
Once again, on behalf of Air Divine I hope our female passengers enjoy the flight, and that our male passengers do not.  If there is anything at all that can be done to make your flight more enjoyable, or your slave’s flight less so, please let me or my cabin staff know and we will endeavour to assist.  We know that our female customers have a choice of airline, and we appreciate your continued custom aboard Air Divine.  Finally, may I draw your attention to our frequent flyers programme?  Frequent flyers with Air Divine can receive a wide range of awards, from free samples of our exclusive range of Air Divine crops to perfumes, fine wines and jewellery.  As an additional incentive, new recruits to the programme will receive a free slave.  Membership is free, so please sign up today and pick up your free slave from the customer help desk on arrival.
Enjoy your flight on Air Divine, your dungeon in the sky.
Air Divine: We never forget they don’t have a choice.

Cold as ice cream but still as sweet

Caption of the end of your sexual career
Don’t you just love that ‘we’?


captioned image of femdom target practice
It looks like she’s having fun, and that’s the most important thing.  Just learn to live for her desires, not for yours, for goodness’ sake.  Why’s that so hard?


Captioned image of maths proof related femdom humiliation or something like that
This is a bit of a litmus test, if you’re new to Contemplating the Divine.  You see, this is my idea of a femdom humiliation caption.  If you want explicit upskirt photos of women pissing on the camera, well that’s absolutely fine, but you might be better off elsewhere.


Captioned image of femdom blackmail
It’s not going to stop with the salary review, you know.  Better get used to this, because I think a few things are about to change.


Captioned image of femdom who - shockingly - is not a qualified nurse
For someone without qualifications, she’s remarkably proficient at rectal examination, though.  Real nurses don’t do it anything like as thoroughly, or with quite so many fingers.  Enthusiasm counts for a lot, I reckon.

Just for Ms Suzanne

…who posted “I really need to find a femdom version of this.”

I’ll admit the first one is not a newspaper, and both (but especially the first) are distinctly more pervy than the “Loving female authority” peaceful setting that I think you’re seeking.  But it’s the best this humble servitor can do.

Dominatrix enjoys a good read as the wax slowly drips down the candles
Important safety tip: always extinguish a lighted candle before leaving the room.  Once, Madame forgot but fortunately the flame extinguished itself on the slave’s bottom, instead of causing any damage.

Slave might fetch a decent price as a trade-in
They used to have a much deeper relationship, but then She bought a dishwasher.

It is a truth universally acknowledged…

that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good hard spanking

Contemplating the Divine goes Jane Austen for the day!  Yes!  Captioned images of Regency female domination.  Hot chicks in empire-line dresses!  Well-born males degradingly forced to engage in social intercourse with ladies below their proper station!  Wild tea dances! 

Remember, you saw it here first!  And probably last.

Captioned image of Regency femdom considering some purchases from local artisans

Captioned femdom image rather unusually at a tea dance

Don’t worry, back to the leather boots and miniskirts tomorrow, I expect.  But with taste, always with taste.
Incidentally, stats are now working again (hello – I can see you, in aggregate anyway).  Blogger said it was a ‘known problem’.  If I’ve been given a chore by my Significant Other, didn’t do it and just said it was a ‘known problem’ when She pointed it out, I wouldn’t expect to get away with it.  I’d expect a beating.  But then I’ve always been lucky that way.

It’s a good thing exhibitionism is not my fetish

Hmmm.  My stats counter says I got 50 hits yesterday, and just 2 today, when I normally get over a thousand these days (still not much, I know…tell your friends about “CtD” as I rather snappily call it).

I don’t think the ‘magazine covers’ post was quite that bad, so I put this down to the stat counter rather than you all going away and (sniff) leaving me all alone.  Locked in this cage, with my hands fastened cruelly to the bars, and a chain around my…sorry, I was miles away.



Anyway, I reckon blogger has stopped counting.  Does this sort of thing happen often?  It does feel a bit like shouting into a darkened room, without stats that work.



Helloooo? 



Oh well.  I just caption the femdom images anyway, because I enjoy it and no one tells me not to.  Might as well post them here, whatever is going on.








Captioned image of femdom wife with cane
Look at those shoulders.  Powerful, and – no, I said look at the shoulders!














rather dangerous looking schoolgirls eek
I thought of spelling out what it is they’ll actually do, but I think I don’t need to.  I mean, just look at them!  I think these two look a lot scarier than most of the leather-clad dominatrices that I often feature.














Dominatrix proposes to repeat the whole caning
Need to do a few harder-edged, less ‘funny’ captions from time to time.  The ‘I think we’d better just repeat the whole punishment from the start’ idea has always been an exciting one for me… and once my Significant Other did it for real.  I didn’t think she’d go through with the whole thing, as I thought she’d realise I couldn’t ‘take’ it.  She did go through with it, and eventually I took it too. Ow.














Wife would rather you stayed in chastity
Oh well, worth a try.  Let’s hope the person she finds for heterosexual sex is also only interested in heterosexual sex.  Otherwise things could get messy (and sticky, and really horrible-tasting too).



Remedial work

I do apologise for not posting yesterday.  And I see the stats for pageviews are way down on the day. I suppose that means many of you visit every time it is updated.  Goodness.  Hello there.  Some time soon, I’m going to try to find out more about you: which posts you like, which you don’t so much, and which you’d like me to be spanked for putting up.  That sort of thing. 

I was unable to post anything yesterday, because I was too busy trying to open a portal to the future to obtain a magazine subscription for Lady Grey.  Unsuccessfully, so now I’d better produce some extra work rather quickly, or I expect I will really be in trouble.  Also, for lying, because this is just not true.

I’ll get out of the way now, and let you at a few more than usual (wait for it, search engines): captioned images of female domination.

Beautiful woman is ever so nice about your small penis - mainly because youre paying her
Sometimes, pity can be more humiliating than contempt, don’t you agree?

I wish I got really turned on by ‘small dick humiliation’.  Then all my dates as a teenager would have been wildly exciting.  Of course, there’d have to be a ‘don’t quite know what to do with it anyway humiliation’ fetish too.

Captioned image of a classic femdom milking scenario
At least she hasn’t branded him.  That happens just before the drive into winter pastures, I understand.
Captioned image of beautiful eastern bloc soldiers in the Other World Kingdom
Aren’t they great?  Wouldn’t you just love to be running naked from them, ducking and weaving in blind terror to avoid the high-velocity rounds from their automatic weapons?  You wouldn’t?  Boy, you’re really weird, aren’t you?

Femdom wife wants you to lick it up
Raoul’s back – actually, I could tell because I’m the one who has to wash his underwear.

Captioned image of beautiful wife about to spank you for impertinence
I’ve a feeling I’ve used this picture before (but with a different caption).  If not, it’s been sitting on my computer without being captioned and posted, which seems quite implausible, considering.
Captioned image of something really most unpleasant about to happen
I think what we have here might be a cultural misunderstanding. It’s important to let her express her annoyance the way she wants to, without rushing to judgment or culturally insensitive condemnation.

I give unto you a prophecy, according to the spirit which is in me

I was going to blog some captioned images of female domination, or maybe a silly short story or two, when a strange rosy glow filled the room, an eerie portal appeared before me and – in the fraction of a second it was open – three objects dropped onto the floor.

They appeared to be magazines.  One garish, glossy, cheap and cheerful, one refined and serious, printed  on thick quality paper and the last one – well, I could tell it had been put together by men, as it is badly printed, on poor quality paper, and held together just by a single staple.

I had time just to scan the cover pages and post them here.  I considered not posting the childish scribbles of “Adam’s Apple” but it strikes me (ouch!) that these apparitions might be a scientific event of some importance, so I thought I should share all the materials.

Could this be a vision of the future?  Its warm rosy glow promising us all a better tomorrow?  It’s all too much for my poor male brain, so I will simply post them for the world to see, without further comment, while I go off to do the ironing.

Dominant Lady Quarterly with Madame Sarka is not available for perusal by males - please delete this file if downloaded in error




Fight the power!  Rebel against the oppression of female domination!
I am sorry for including this ridiculous rag.  Male liberation indeed…probably a sort of schoolgirl joke.
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