Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| She must have read my mind. |
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| Someone once said that marriage is a negotiation – but I find that turns out mostly to be pleading too. |
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| It’s not a protest song. She’s just fine with things as they are. |
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| You’re probably wondering what sort of tiles Chloe and she are looking for. I’ll make sure to ask, if I see her, OK? |
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| …and the session will be held in an under-heated prefab with a leaky roof. |
Boy silent. Nodding is permitted.
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| Has it really? Goodness, it’s so easy to lose track of time. It feels like it was only yesterday. |
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| Forgive it magnanimously? No? Oh well. |
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| Dommes undertaking electrical play should ensure that some thick non-conducting material is in constant contact with any electrodes. Males work fine. |
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| It’s not a very big tube but it’s just large enough. |
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| Funny how failures to communicate always involve me misunderstanding her and never the other way around. Of course, the fact that I’m rarely allowed to speak could be a contributing factor. |
Just trying out a more literal approach to naming these posts. I have to say, though, I reckon “Attractive young women saying vaguely threatening things” would make a great name for a band.
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| My muscles are relaxed. The rest of me is suddenly feeling strangely tense. |
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| Romantic moment ahead! No spoilers, but let’s just say this turned out to be the turning point in their relationship. This is when it became serious… really serious. |
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| Don’t worry: she’ll make sure he drinks plenty of liquids too. |
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| Oh, OK. Plenty of time then. She’s not planning to turn it any further until after tea. |
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| I don’t know about you but I just seem to be constantly charging appliances. If it’s not the phone, it’s the shock collar, if it’s not the shock collar it’s the cattle prod. I’m sure life was simpler in the old days. Even on our wedding night… turned out I was supposed to have charged up her vibrator. She wasn’t pleased, I can tell you. |
…. by George Harrison. Pirate version, obviously. * Extra bonus post today! Me hearties!
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| It’s odd – when she takes the elderly gentlemen’s blood pressure and heart rate, the readings always come out higher than when one of the male nurses take them. They use the same equipment so it can’t be anything to do with that… it’s just one of those little mysteries. |
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| It’s a good thing she was there to step in. Normally, when she’s off sick, L just leaves them a message to find a pair of sneakers and sort themselves out. |
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| If we’re talking about bad influences, personally I happen to think that Karen is a bad influence on her… but no one listens to me.** |
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| Others just think it’s rather fun… kind of a conversation piece. |
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| Sometimes love needs a helping hand. |
* Today being ‘International talk like a pirate day‘! I celebrated this day once before by putting up an entire post of captioned femdom images of lovelies talking like pirates, with a lot of emphasis on being boarded through yer rear porthole, matey etc. Forgetting of course that individual images get copied, tumblred, shared and generally distributed around the Internet without context. An Internet that, not unreasonably, reacted by declaring these the worst captioned femdom images ever created. So I won’t be doing that again… there’s ‘good’ humiliation and then there’s the other kind. So, just the usual perfectly normal captions today. Yo ho ho!
** I write captions all the time and select images from my vast archive*** when I put up a post. Consequently, many of these images were captioned years ago. For some reason, I frequently settled on ‘Karen’ as the name of an off-screen more vicious friend of whichever divine goddess is speaking. Anyway, that was before Karen became ‘Karen’ OK? Let’s hope that particular fad passes and let’s hope most fervently that it never, ever also catches ‘Janice’ in its memetic claws.****
*** No, really. I have about 1600 unpublished ones right now. That’s three years’ supply. Ha! They said he was running out of captioned images; they said he was running out of ideas… They were half right.
****Or ‘Raoul’.
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| Any prisoner being mistreated has the right to protest about it, too. As much as he likes. |
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| Shame really… if the two of you were gay, you could save a lot of money by doing this voluntarily instead and not paying her to force you. |
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| It’s complicated. To be honest, I don’t quite understand it myself. But she assures me there is a very good reason and I don’t like to argue. |
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| I do occasionally wonder – especially when bent over and quivering in fear while being caned – what life would have been like if I’d had a different sexual fetish. Plushies for instance. That must be really easy. |
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| I’m told I have a very punchable face. I can confirm that. |
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| Urban foxes maybe? We used to have urban foxes, round where I lived in London. They used to steal so many things: shoes, certainly. They’d even take the panties and bras off the clothes lines of my neighbours… Yeah. Nasty little beasts. Agile too, to leap up high enough to reach the clothes line. |
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| No, no: don’t get up. |
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| Actually, it’s not quite true that she doesn’t care about your feelings. Truth be told, she enjoys the thought of your misery. But she’s too kind to admit it. |
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| That’ll teach her. |
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| It’s a pretty effect, isn’t it? Makes a change from the usual striping. |
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| Do you think you could ask him to slow down for just a moment while I write the captions under the pictures? No? OK, well, I’ll do my – ouch, that was a deep one! – I’ll do my best. |
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| Sounds like someone’s having a bad day. Who’d have thought being sissy maid to a sadistic perfectionist would be so difficult? |
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| Trick question. You need a lot more and she’s waiting for you to tell her that. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, just go with it. |
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| Her sister rebelled against the whole female supremacy thing. Lives with a guy in Brighton and she lets him have his own pocket money and she even helps out occasionally with the housework. Still, each to their own. |
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| What a very sharp observation. |
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| I find it’s always easier to tell the truth. The aftermath is sometimes extremely difficult. |
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| I have my pride. At least, I did. Hang on…it’s got to be here somewhere. |
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| By a curious coincidence, I got the cattle prod for ‘last night’ the very second day of my marriage. |
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| I get quite excited about this sort of thing. |
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| She shall press, ah, nevermore! |
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| Worst fudge ever? Of course, I’d want to stay out of Devon. |
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| I think it’s sad, to see magnificent beasts penned up in dark underground enclosures, like that. They should be free to roam the snow-covered fields. |
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| It’s a good point, actually: I do like paella. So, I suppose I have to be whipped. Damn – I hate it when she uses logic on me! |
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| There are other extras. Not as many as there were, but there’s an endless supply waiting patiently outside the studio door. |
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| She could well be right. Early on in our relationship, my SO visited a therapist who told her to try dealing with her feelings frustration by beating the living daylights out of me. Worked. |
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| You get health benefits too – mostly regular exercise and a healthy diet. |
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| I guess we’re both disappointed about the whole situation. |
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| That’s a museum ship, by the way: HMS Belfast. Worth a visit, if you’re in London, but the guns obviously can’t fire any more and all the seamen left a long time ago. |
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| My own car just stays locked in the garage all the time, these days. I don’t know why I bother to keep it, really. |
