Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Not much of a twist in the storyline in that caption I’ll admit, but sometimes the expression is just, perfectly right. |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Watch out for the bottom-pinchers. |
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| If they manage to catch him and chain him up again, I expect they’ll work out their anger together. |
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| Don’t be afraid to give in to your feelings, Diana. Do not try to fight who you are. |
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| When I first started dating my SO, I’d often finish before She had a chance to come, but now things are more under control She typically has oh… two, three…maybe even four hundred orgasms before that happens. |
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| It’s always embarassing when men have to go to what’s basically a girls’ night out, isn’t it? You kind of stand around awkwardly, watching the wives roaring with laughter while you make polite converation about ironing tips and suchlike. Women are just better at social events… it’s because they’ve got more empathy. |
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| Life will be a lot simpler. You can do as she says or starve. |
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| Big decision. Don’t pressure her, OK? |
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| I’m down on my hands and knees. Point me to the broken glass. |
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| A good point. |
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| I think she did, but I wasn’t listening. Matter of fact, that’s one of the reasons I’m here. |
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| This, I don’t need. |
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| I hope she won’t be long. Or too thick. |
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| I’ve heard Gal isn’t keen in shaking hands with her many male fans. I can’t imagine why not. |
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| Boys can do anything girls can do. Just not as well, and usually only after some ‘encouragement’. |
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| If it’s any consolation, the staff at the Re-education camp enjoy scenarios involving punishment, too. Especially with male doms. So there’s that. |
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| It’s like smoking – easier never to start. |
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| Hope that put your mind at rest. |
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| Like I said: not as well and after some encouragement. |
No, not that. (Warning: SFW)
This.
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| I don’t bother too much about fashion myself. Life’s easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I’m never out of style because I’m never allowed out. |
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| Practice makes perfect. Next! |
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| Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights. She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon. |
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| Married couples should try to share one another’s interests. It’s about making an effort: an act of the will. Sure, he’s not so interested in cock, but maybe he could just bend from time to time, hmm? Is it so hard? |
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| I went to see Justice League. I’ve got to say, I have mixed feelings about it. Maybe… oh I don’t know… 20% of the movie is really great but the other 80% was just meh for me. There was some really shoddy camerawork too – like on several occasions, you could clearly see actors in shot, speaking lines and stuff like that, and blocking the view of Gal? That’s just unprofessional. |
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| Oh well. It has to be better than that call centre in Dhaka she put me in last year. |
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| That is what little boys are made of, after all. Somehow I always knew. |
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| Well, as long as she’s genuinely rehabilitated herself, I suppose it’s OK. |
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| Girls have always known I’m ‘special’ and treated me accordingly. |
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| I feel disempowered every time I even see a picture of Gal Gadot. I go weak at the knees. |
More from the only superhero movie ever where the main character is actually believeable. I mean – Superman? A male, being brave and fighting for truth and justice? Come on… they can do amazing things with CGI but there’s a limit to how far disbelief can be suspended. I suppose The Dark Knight Rises was a pretty good movie but I couldn’t understand why they gave the character played by Christian Bale so much screentime.
So – Wonder Woman, obviously. Spoilers follow. If you haven’t seen the movie already, you’re going to need to close this web page, go to Max Fisch or somewhere like that to find a domme near you who does judicial caning and book yourself in for a 24-stroke session, OK? Then just go and see the damn movie, moron.
Right, so if you’re down here, I guess you’ve already seen it. A lot of the plot is quite predictable, of course, but I think any responsible blog will try to avoid spoilers where possible. I mean, that scene where Steve is supposed to be Diana’s servant in the German officer’s club and she has to cane him just to maintain their cover? If you knew that was coming, it wouldn’t have half the shock value. Or the post-credits scene, where you see how the Amazons dealt with the German soldiers who survived the attack on Themyscira? Or even the electrified strap-on joke. I could go on…
But one of the themes of the plot, that I think works pretty well, is the tension between Steve and Diana as their mission progresses. Sure, they’re both on the track of General Ludendorff, but they don’t share exactly the same objectives and that tension comes to the surface sometimes, as Steve tries to get Diana to do things his way. Good luck with that, boy – Amazon princess, remember? Anyway, those interactions are some of my favourite human moments in the movie, so I’ve tried to get the dialogue down to the best of my ability and put them into a few captions.
Sorry about the change from the normal theme of this blog, but not everything can be femdom porn, you know?*
(*I will admit this blog is essentially devoted to proving that almost anything can be femdom porn, though).
Finally, I think it’s really interesting that very nearly the same tension was present between the actors themselves on set. Do you think Chris and Gal were influenced by the movie’s own themes? Or did the scriptwriters watch the interaction between the two stars and get some ideas, as filming progressed? I expect we’ll never know. But this little snippet, captured from some behind the scenes filming on the set, gives just a hint of some of the clashes of creative vision that went on:
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| I’d certainly pay to see that. |
Probably you’ve already been to see it, queuing overnight to be first in, then staying right to the end of the credits and helping clean up all the spilled popcorn (wearing your little maid’s dress – it looks good on you, actually) but – just in case you haven’t – go and see the movie, OK?
Because, if you’re a reader of this blog who’s ever fantasised about being protected by a powerful, wise and beautiful woman, then – hang on what am I talking about? Of course you are. To put it more simply: if you’re a reader of this blog… just go and see the movie if you haven’t already.
And yes, the quote in the title is a double-entendre. Chris Pine has never looked so vulnerable, not even here.
I suppose you don’t even need captions when there’s this:
or this
or this
or even this (looks like someone forgot his safeword)
But I’ve done a few anyway:
