Probably you’ve already been to see it, queuing overnight to be first in, then staying right to the end of the credits and helping clean up all the spilled popcorn (wearing your little maid’s dress – it looks good on you, actually) but – just in case you haven’t – go and see the movie, OK?
Because, if you’re a reader of this blog who’s ever fantasised about being protected by a powerful, wise and beautiful woman, then – hang on what am I talking about? Of course you are. To put it more simply: if you’re a reader of this blog… just go and see the movie if you haven’t already.
And yes, the quote in the title is a double-entendre. Chris Pine has never looked so vulnerable, not even here.
I suppose you don’t even need captions when there’s this:
or even this (looks like someone forgot his safeword)
But I’ve done a few anyway: