Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It’s basically harmless: it’s just in a cage to keep it from getting into trouble, that’s all. |
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| Life-long learning. Apparently we’ll all be doing that in the future, which sounds very exciting. |
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| No, nothing. |
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| Happiest day of your life they say. OK, that’s not always true but it does seem certain there will be a great many days after this one that are thoroughly unhappy, so it’s quite an accurate description. |
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| Oh well. She tried. Now she’ll try something else. |
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| “Do you still need the ring gag?” is one of those questions that’s often quite hard to answer coherently. |
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| You’ll probably feel more comfortable doing what you’re told, too. Or experience discomfort if you don’t – which is basically the same thing. |
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| He used to think size doesn’t matter. He’s learning that it does. |
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 Mistress Eleise de Lacy, there. Speaking, as we were, of feeling weak in the knees…
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| There’ll be thin lines in lots of places quite soon. Cris-crossing, some of them, and that can be agony. |
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| I’m not a very spiritual person, myself, but my guess is that she will. |
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| Actually, she found him quite easily. She’s clever like that. |
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| Hmmm… well, I suppose it makes a change from having to deal with uncomfortably large things. |
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| I think your educational prospects just became a lot brighter. No one forgets a really committed teacher. |
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| They have separate resuscitation practice sessions, but they do that inside with the volunteer strapped to a table. One of the girls is ex-military and has done some waterboarding, so it’s all very safe. |
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| Remember: professional submission is not prostitution. He should consider himself more as a therapist, helping clients deal with feelings of anger. |
Boy silent. Nodding is permitted.
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| Has it really? Goodness, it’s so easy to lose track of time. It feels like it was only yesterday. |
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| Forgive it magnanimously? No? Oh well. |
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| Dommes undertaking electrical play should ensure that some thick non-conducting material is in constant contact with any electrodes. Males work fine. |
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| It’s not a very big tube but it’s just large enough. |
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| Funny how failures to communicate always involve me misunderstanding her and never the other way around. Of course, the fact that I’m rarely allowed to speak could be a contributing factor. |
…and nothing wrong with that.
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| They take pain management very seriously. |
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| It’s best to double-check these things. I’ve been on at least two dates which ended up in an argument relating to a confusion between inches and centimetres – and on one of them my so-called ‘date’ actually beat me up. |
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| Obviously, we should be trying to encourage more women to go into STEM subjects. Because technical progress and science are important – so best not left to morons. |
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| That’s a relief. I was worried. |
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| It just shows I’m a red-hot lurrve machine, surely? |
… without permission.
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| Perhaps you could write her a nice thank-you note while you’re wearing it. |
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| No, they didn’t mention Rodney. I hope I don’t have to pay extra for him. |
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| Just a soft little harmless thing. |
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| When visting a French domme, once, I confused ‘quatorze’ (14) with ‘quarante’ (40). The difference is actually very easy to remember, when the 26 ‘extras’ are laid on with full force. |
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| She believes in having honest relationships with her clients. Most dommes do. It must be awful for vanilla sex workers, having to pretend to like their clients and to enjoy their nasty desires. |
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| Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it. |
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| I once had a date with a girl who claimed never even to have heard of SPH, but she was really good at it. I guess some people are naturals. |
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| “Let the butt plug take the strain” was actually one of my few successes when I worked as an advertising copywriter. |
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| On your toes and bent over – at the same time. Welcome to the modern marriage. |
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| Radical. |
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| She’s actually strictly vanilla. Very strictly. |
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| I feel you ought to say something about this. |
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| Oh, I hate mandatory penile minimum rules, don’t you? It started out just with the nightclubs, and I can understand that, but I took my suit to the dry cleaners the other day, they insisted on a measurement and they wouldn’t take my suit unless I scrubbed and ironed for four hours, just for being four inches below the required minimum length! It doesn’t seem fair. |
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| Don’t make Mommy use her cattleprod, now! |
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| There are no ‘problems’, only solutions. |
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| Possibly insufficient levels of whatever hormone it is induces feelings of terror, too. |
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| I once paid for this stunningly beautiful escort to go with me to a party. She was supposed to laugh at my jokes but I think her agency must have messed things up because in the event, she laughed at everything except my jokes. Still, it was lovely being with her, at least until she got off with my best friend and abandoned me. Quite expensive, though. |
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| Looks cosy. |
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| It’s the sound of one hand clapping. |
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| It’s funny how dommes constantly insist on being thanked for stuff like this. Do you think maybe they have self-esteem issues? |
I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkely Square. Warning: safe for work and unrelated.
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| I’ll confess to anything because I’m guilty guilty guilty! |
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| As long as there’s wi-fi. |
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| Don’t be so suspicious. |
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| “Isn’t that silly” is a phrase I used to hear a lot on dates, oddly enough. |
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| It’s good to feel useful, now there’s nothing to do but hang around the house all day. I’m worried we might run out of toilet paper, though. Goodness knows what we’d do, then. |