In a cold prison cell, an OWK slave shivered on the floor.
One Sunday morning, the Ladies arrived slap! – out of his cell he went to be dressed as a very lazy caterpillar.
They started to give him orders.
On Monday, they made him crawl the length the corridor from one end of the Queen’s Castle to the other ten times, kicking him to help him along. But he was still lazy.
On Tuesday they beat him to make him wriggle to the top of the hill twenty times. But he was still lazy.
On Wednesday, they made him flop his way around the mud on the edge of the pond thirty times, pushing his head down into the mud beneath their boots each time he came past. But he was still lazy.
On Thursday, they held a contest in which he had to compete against other human caterpillars in races, boot-licking contests, testicle-tug-of-wars and ‘most pitiful begging’ competitions. The losers each got forty strokes of the cane. The winner also got forty strokes of the cane. But he was still lazy.
On Friday, they suspended him from a tree, with weights clipped to his nipples and genitals and swung him around and around with punches and kicks, until he had come up with fifty amusingly shameful names for a human caterpillar. But he was still lazy.
On Saturday, they just lost it. They strung him up by his ankles, whipped away what was left of his caterpillar costume with a cat o’nine tales then each took a bullwhip and went for him, flogging methodically up and down his body while he screamed for mercy, then they used a cattle prod on his genitals, kicked him in the face, pushed pins through his foreskin and scrotum, then dragged him back to his cell, pissed on him and left him there, weeping and moaning in pain. That evening, he regretted coming to OWK more than he had ever regretted anything in his life.
On Sunday, he lay alone, cold and hungry in his cell.
Now he remembered he wasn’t a human caterpillar but a successful businessman called Christoph. Outside, he had money, houses and cars – he dressed in fine clothes, not rags and tatters; he ate at Michelin-starred restaurants, rather than gulping slops off a concrete floor and no one hit him, put clamps on his flesh or trod on his face. He resolved to tell these crazy Czech Ladies he had had enough and he would rather cancel the second week of his ‘punishment stay’. They could keep the fucking money – he wanted out.
So later that day, when they came to open his cell, he looked up, smiled confidently, started to speak and…
They hit him in the face, shoved a ball-gag into his gaping mouth, pulled a leash tight around his bollocks and dragged him off to the Courtyard, to carry bricks from one side to the other in the rain.
He was a stupid, useless male object.
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| I thought we should finish with a happy picture: well done Madame Christine! |
