| Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
| The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
| Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
| The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
In a cold prison cell, an OWK slave shivered on the floor.
One Sunday morning, the Ladies arrived slap! – out of his cell he went to be dressed as a very lazy caterpillar.
They started to give him orders.
On Monday, they made him crawl the length the corridor from one end of the Queen’s Castle to the other ten times, kicking him to help him along. But he was still lazy.
On Tuesday they beat him to make him wriggle to the top of the hill twenty times. But he was still lazy.
On Wednesday, they made him flop his way around the mud on the edge of the pond thirty times, pushing his head down into the mud beneath their boots each time he came past. But he was still lazy.
On Thursday, they held a contest in which he had to compete against other human caterpillars in races, boot-licking contests, testicle-tug-of-wars and ‘most pitiful begging’ competitions. The losers each got forty strokes of the cane. The winner also got forty strokes of the cane. But he was still lazy.
On Friday, they suspended him from a tree, with weights clipped to his nipples and genitals and swung him around and around with punches and kicks, until he had come up with fifty amusingly shameful names for a human caterpillar. But he was still lazy.
On Saturday, they just lost it. They strung him up by his ankles, whipped away what was left of his caterpillar costume with a cat o’nine tales then each took a bullwhip and went for him, flogging methodically up and down his body while he screamed for mercy, then they used a cattle prod on his genitals, kicked him in the face, pushed pins through his foreskin and scrotum, then dragged him back to his cell, pissed on him and left him there, weeping and moaning in pain. That evening, he regretted coming to OWK more than he had ever regretted anything in his life.
On Sunday, he lay alone, cold and hungry in his cell.
Now he remembered he wasn’t a human caterpillar but a successful businessman called Christoph. Outside, he had money, houses and cars – he dressed in fine clothes, not rags and tatters; he ate at Michelin-starred restaurants, rather than gulping slops off a concrete floor and no one hit him, put clamps on his flesh or trod on his face. He resolved to tell these crazy Czech Ladies he had had enough and he would rather cancel the second week of his ‘punishment stay’. They could keep the fucking money – he wanted out.
So later that day, when they came to open his cell, he looked up, smiled confidently, started to speak and…
They hit him in the face, shoved a ball-gag into his gaping mouth, pulled a leash tight around his bollocks and dragged him off to the Courtyard, to carry bricks from one side to the other in the rain.
He was a stupid, useless male object.
| I thought we should finish with a happy picture: well done Madame Christine! |
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| She’s actually communicating her feelings on several different levels here. It’s a Mars/Venus thing – you don’t have to understand but you could at least try to feel her pain. |
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| If you argue it might go on longer – and wouldn’t that be just awful? |
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| Some of us are already having the cry, thanks. Although oddly it’s the cuddle that usually brings them on in floods. |
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| What to do, what to do… You might want to try playing safe. They won’t let you (and anyway, you’re not safe), but I expect you’ll want to try. |
… but in many countries there are still some silly legal restrictions on how they do so. Not on this blog.
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| I think they’re just not taking this lifesaving course seriously enough. |
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| How does she know? |
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| OWK has strict rules about that. Strict rules about a lot of things, come to think of it – I mean, that’s kind of the point of the place. |
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| She’s thought about it a lot. Often after a luxurious bath, with soft music playing and a glass of wine to hand. |
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| ‘Cowering’ is an underrated form of sex play, I reckon. I do a lot of it. |
Yes, to celebrate the most depressing public holiday the UK has – the end of what is often with atypical British overstatement referred to as ‘the summer’ – here are more reminiscences from a better-run although oddly misnamed ‘kingdom’.
More OWK ladies reminiscing about the good old days, in other words.
…a thousand ways that make you statuesque. (just more old music, nothing specifically femdom I’m afraid. But it does feature Louise Wener and those lucky sleeperblokes, which is femdom enough for some).
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| Watch and learn – although it’s by no means certain you’ll ever get the chance to put it into practice. |
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| Not often I feature maledom here, but I’m open-minded about it – I don’t mind maledoms, as long as they end up beaten, enslaved and crushed in body and spirit. |
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| Whimper. |
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| They are very concerned with fairness – and with unfairness too, obviously. |
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| Well, as long as he’s cool about it I suppose you should be too. |
Thank goodness.
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| Julia? Oh… she can be a bit difficult, but, y’know: I can’t complain. |
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| That’s all right – plenty of time to learn. |
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| Another ungrateful subbie. Seems to be something of a theme today. I mean, quite apart from the sexual gratification he is getting, the value of all that learning is quite literally incalculable. |
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| Now this one at least appears to have the right attitude: asking nicely, saying please and thank you. And he has his reward, see? |
But we try anyway. The rather contrived title is – of course – a signal that today’s theme is further recollections by OWK ladies of that fine institution’s glory days.
Over to you, ladies!
The Other World Kingdom is mostly gone, at least in its original form, but its memory lives on. And so do the memories of those fine ladies who worked there, which by a process of entirely fictional thought transferrence have ended up inside the mind of the author of this blog. From where, after picking delicately around the piles of rancid porn and mounds of bad ideas that clutter that place up, they emerge to be shared here.
Or, to put it more simply: OWK ladies remember. Again.